When I was still a resident, in the interventional department rotation, a patient on the bed called x truth, really a lifetime of pursuit of truth.
Truth Brother has Buddha syndrome. Feeling incredible, he said to me, I have served the people all my life, and in the end I got such an illness. Brother Truth was very sad, and did not sleep well for several days, thinking that god owed him.
I often come to the office to dislike the slow pace at which we serve the people.
I also often teach that we are also public servants of the people, the party and the state have cultivated you, how can your efficiency be worthy of the cultivation of the state?! An explanation is invalid.
Brother Truth uses His Truth, and the sword out of its sheath is generally against us.
I like to come to the office to visit me the most, and ask questions and their specialties: Doctor, what proportion of the liver blood supply hepatic arteries, what proportion of the portal vein.
Me: About 30%/70%.
Doctor, the gold standard is a DSA test, right? So why didn't you do DSA to confirm that I was Buddez-Bust syndrome?
Me: It's not that other tests other than the gold standard can't confirm the diagnosis.
Oh, so why am I getting this disease? All my life I have only pursued the truth, strictly disciplined myself, taught and educated people, and lived a regular life, how could I get this disease.
Me: This... You are positive for syphilis, this can answer your question!
Teaching and educating people is too hard for you, you should rest more, maybe educating people is too much.
In addition, it is not good that you, the object of service to the people, is the female masses, ignoring the vast number of male masses, who also need you.
Two hours later, the Medical Department complained +1.
Obstetrics and gynecology, ectopic pregnancy surgery, lip nails, Barbie fan socks in the winter, colorful hair to do the operation alone, communicate with her condition, full of indifference.
In the days after the operation, different men came to see him every day, and the ward was full of ridicule, and the door could not be stopped.
Obstetrics and gynecology clinic, almost 50 women, stomach pain, husband accompanied by, first test urination. Not pregnant, the urinary test sheet says the sample is visible - hormonal liquid (afraid of not letting it be sown)?!
What a ghost, the stomach hurts when the feelings are over, the estimated amplitude is too large, and the yellow body is broken.
The most astonishing thing is that the patient himself also saw the urinary test sheet, the doctor just read it, taking advantage of her husband's lack of attention, snatched the inside of the bag, and then left... Leave the messy doctor behind
Neonatology, 31 weeks of premature birth, congenital heart disease, ventricular septal defects, birth to the NICU, during which the mother and her family to take away.
Good to say, your congenital heart disease is not a big problem, the key child is very small, without the incubator will certainly not live.
Staying for less than a week, the family members want to take away again, saying that they want to go home for the New Year, no one can persuade them, the mother herself is a teacher, but also a cultured person, do not say the reason.
Finally signed, everyone watched the mother take the child away, we all understood that the child will definitely not come back ~ ~ ~ ~
Evening emergency, late pregnancy, husband accompanied by the big shout, doctor, hurry, may have to be premature, only 7 months old! I quickly got started to check, no, look at this general grid, full term is not so big!
My wife has diabetes!
Diabetes is not such a way to play, and later into the delivery room, obstetricians also explained, 7 months of fetus was born to save, there are also various complications.
Her husband was frustrated and said he understood.
Later, a 7.8-pound fat boy was born, with a rosy face and loud crying, where is this premature baby?! This buddy is really funny, tears in his eyes, God forbid, no need to enter the incubator!
Dude, your hat is off...
There are also two years of marriage in the fertility clinic to see infertility, yin ultrasound examination, just ready. The patient suddenly screamed!
Doctor, what are you going to do, I'm still a cn!
I was stunned, didn't you come to see infertility?
Yeah, what's wrong?
I tentatively confirmed again, you don't have sex?
No! Firmly.
So you see hair infertility? My heart is racing, it's okay, otherwise poking into it is a medical accident!
The patient twisted up, my husband failed every time, we husband and wife came to check the cause, what is the structure, whether there is a deformity ~ ~
I think you should check your husband first...
A new dad cut a small hole in the stomach of his child who had just turned a month old to deflate, causing his internal organs to overflow.
The reason for this is that this novice father looks at the child's stomach bulging, thinks that the child has a lot of gas in the stomach, and wants to let the gas out by cutting a small hole.
As a result, the hole opened, and instead of expelling gas, the internal organs spilled out. Fortunately, the father realized his stupidity and took the baby to the hospital. By the time we arrived at the hospital, 40-50cm of internal organs had spilled out of the baby's body and began to turn black.
Fortunately, after an hour of surgery, the child's health was stabilized, but the child suffered unjustifiably at a young age.
This kind of incident even the surgeon who operated on the child said that the first experience was unheard of, and it was really the biggest thing in the world, and there were many strange people and things. Fortunately, the father finally had a little sense and sent the child to the hospital in time.
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