1. On the first night of the wedding, the bride had already changed into a beautiful silk nightgown and lay on the bed. But an hour passed, and the bridegroom was still well dressed and looking out the window, and the bride reminded him impatiently

1. On the first night of the wedding, the bride had already changed into a beautiful silk nightgown and lay on the bed. But an hour passed, and the groom was still well dressed and looking out the window, and the bride reminded him impatiently: "What's wrong?" He replied, "Go to sleep first!" Leave me alone, because my mom told me that tonight was the most wonderful night I could ever see, so now I don't want to waste any second of the night view. ”?

2, the boyfriend of three years was infertile, but I was pregnant with his small child, and the boyfriend immediately broke up with me. I was naturally with his brother and followed him home to meet my parents last night. After dinner, I thought about showing myself, so I scrambled to wash the dishes. When I put the bowl in the cupboard, I accidentally touched a plate and broke it, and I was particularly panicked at the time, and the bowl in my hand was also frightened. Just when I was panicking, my boyfriend came in, and he whispered to me while cleaning up: "Are you telling me the truth, are you afraid of doing housework in the future so you deliberately dropped the bowl?"?" ”

3. Charged the phone bill to the old man this night, and the result number was filled in with a wrong number, and 500 yuan was charged to others. After half a day of heartache, thinking that he would not be able to come, he sent a text message to him: "No thanks, I have money is so willful!" "After a few minutes! I received a text message prompt of 10086: "Recharge and pay 1000 yuan!" The other party's text message also came over: "Brother is so poor that he has money left, you still have to help others." "When I went, I met such a wayward person, and it was really helpless...

4, my girlfriend is a very tough woman, but her heart is still very soft. I remember her Valentine's Day love affair hiding at home drunk, I went to see her at home, she fainted when she opened the door and broke her forehead. I took her to the health center to bandage her, and the nurse brought her half a bottle of alcohol to wipe her wounds. I sat behind her and supported her, who knows when the nurse turned around to get something, the girlfriend picked up the alcohol duang ~ duang ~ duang ~ the bottle was blown out...

5. There is a pond in the rural hometown, and when I was young, I often went with my friends to catch shrimp and fish. Once he fell into the water and looked like he was about to drown, but fortunately he was saved by a big brother from a neighboring village. He saved me, and when I grow up I will marry him and repay him. On this day, I went back to my hometown to see him, and with a shy face, I asked him if he remembered what I promised him when I was a child. He looked at me in horror and shouted, "Sister, let's not make trouble, we are beautiful and called to be with each other, but you are clearly revenge!" ”

6. At night, I am reading a photo album with my niece who is just four years old. The niece suddenly pointed to a group photo of her sister-in-law and brother on the beach and asked, "Mom, when did you and your father take this picture?" The sister-in-law looked at it and smiled and said, "That was taken when Mom and Dad were in love." She looked up curiously and wondered, "Did you get married later?" ”

7, today is Valentine's Day, I was on a business trip to my wife sent a 520 red envelope. But after a long time, the wife was confiscated, and I wondered if the wives were too few, so I re-rotated 5200. The moment it was sent out, the wife immediately accepted it. She also came to the sentence: Thanks to your little boy's acquaintance, knowing that there is less hair, what you love me, I love you, are all virtual...

8, today and a post-00s to go to the star daddy blind date, after the 00s are very direct. She asked me: How much do you have in savings? I bowed my head and said: 100,000! She scornfully said: only 100,000, not enough to buy a toilet! I said: Not RMB! She is still dismissive: even if the dollar is not enough to buy a house! Me: Have you ever heard of Bitcoin as a virtual currency? After 00, he immediately cast adoring eyes and shyly said: Hate, it turned out to be Bitcoin. I said calmly: No, mine is Happy Beans!?

9, today my parents have to work overtime, my brother and I don't want to cook, just a bucket of instant noodles for each person. After a while my father came back, he looked at the brother and said: Look at you, all into corn stalks are still eating junk food, go, I will take you out to eat. My dad looked at me as I was getting up: You go to the bathroom and look in the mirror. I thought there was something on my face, but there was nothing, and when I came out to see, the shadows were gone, and I cried like a two-hundred-pound child...

10. My father told me in the V letter that the pig farm sold pigs, and asked me if I needed any money, and I would save it for a whole year without using it. I replied to him: Transfer 10,000 to Alipay. After the money arrived, I replied: Received, thank you. Who knows after a while, my father called: I am borrowing you, but not for you! Me: I didn't say no. Dad: Thank you for this, I have no bottom in my heart.

11. Last night, I was resting with my girlfriend at the entrance of the commissary, and a man came over and put a dozen beers on the table. All kinds of guests, all kinds of conversations, thinking that they have encountered a pervert, quickly slipped away, just walked a few steps, only to see him shouting to the opposite side: "Brothers! Hurry up and sit down, they're gone! ”

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