1. When I went to work, my female colleague threw me a paper ball and signaled me to look at it. I took a closer look and there was a number 1102 on it. I said it was completely different, in order to find out the truth, I took the paper ball to the boss, the boss looked at it and said: "You fool, room number!" "I say thank you. Back in the work room, I also wrote a piece of paper and threw it over: "I'm not that kind of person!" As a result, the female colleague angrily tore up the paper ball and came over and said, "Brother, what do you mean, what kind of person do you mean I am?" I whispered, "When you gave me your room number, did you want to ask me to talk about work?" I said, "I can't do the company's layoffs, and it's useless to find me." This time the boss has the final say! The female colleague heard the words and said breathlessly: "Say it earlier!" With that she turned and walked, took a few steps and came back and said, "Brother." Don't get me wrong, my date is November 2nd is my birthday, I hope you give me a cake! "I was stunned, could it be that even the boss was wrong in analysis?" Impossible, before several female colleagues sent similar numbers, the boss guessed correctly. In the blink of an eye, on November 2nd, I brought a cake to my female colleague, hoping to be naughty, but I went to her house to find out that no one was there. I called the boss and asked him to eat cake with him, and the boss said busy, where did I say? He said in 1102. The old guy is very smart, just say the number, don't say the name, who knows where? I had no choice but to eat cake alone at the house of my female colleague. I had already figured out that if she didn't come home before ten o'clock, I'd eat all the cake and leave her with no bite. hum!
2. Recently, I have submitted several resumes online, hoping to find a job as soon as possible. It snowed heavily today, but unexpectedly I received an interview call. Just thinking about making a good impression on the manager, I braved the snow and finally passed my interview. When filling out the form, the manager looked at the words I wrote: such a good-looking girl, writing is so ugly? I smiled and said: It's too cold, it's freezing. Immediately felt that he was reacting too quickly.
3. Two Beijing white-collar workers, one works very hard to eat instant noodles box lunch, life is irregular, when resting is to eat the sea and drink late to play games to chase American dramas, thirty years old less than frozen shoulder, cervical spondylosis, high blood lipids... I have a body disease. The other one has an orderly work, a regular life, a healthy health, early bedtime, early rise, running every morning, playing tai chi in the park... Got lung cancer and died.
4. Go to RT-Mart to buy something, see - couples, girls petite and cute, men are tattoo muscle men. The woman wants to buy snacks, and the muscle man is impatient to urge her to hurry up and don't buy snacks! The woman shouted: "Every time you go to the supermarket you don't buy anything, come home and start eating mine, you must swear here, go back and don't eat a bite." "Then I saw a muscular man in his mid-eighty, holding up three fingers in the snack area of the supermarket. —With a serious face, he said, "I swear, go back—I won't eat my daughter-in-law's snacks!" ”?
![At the age of 35, did not find a partner to break the law, and did not dare to go home in the new year, so he had to stay in Shenzhen alone. Everyone likes to take others to say that everything is not about themselves, hang high, and hang this mentality no longer[fig]](data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAP///wAAACwAAAAAAQABAAACAkQBADs=)