1, real people and real things, a friend to graduate school, rented a house outside the school, lived in the opposite building a few misses, every day at two or three o'clock in the morning to come back, undress without pulling the curtains, he will do this every day

1, real people and real things, a friend to graduate school, rented a house outside the school, lived in the opposite building a few misses, every day at two or three o'clock in the morning to come back, undress without pulling the curtains, he will use this as a motivation to learn until two or three o'clock every day, read and then sleep, and finally admitted, but also invited those ladies to eat a meal to express gratitude ...

2, under the dim street lamp, the girl sitting on the bench covered her face and cried as he passed by, and he saw pity, walked up to her and asked: "Are you okay?" The girl looked up at her weeping face and habitually replied, "I... I'm fine! He saw the girl's face through the street lamp, so he received: "Oh, it's okay, then I'll go first!"

3, this day my father told me that I was very strange when I was young. If you don't eat something at home, you like to eat other people's things. Even the same thing is true. Now that I have grown up, that habit has not changed, I have a daughter-in-law who does not play, I like to play with other people's daughters-in-law, even if my daughter-in-law is still beautiful...

4. In order to let my son study well, I told him at dinner: You have to study hard, and your future life will be better. You don't know, Dad studied hard! My son said: You studied so hard, why are you still moving bricks? I was speechless for a moment, not knowing how to answer.

5. At the class meeting, I sat on the left side of the class teacher, and the class leader sat on his right. After a few glasses of wine, recalling the campus past, I couldn't help but ask the class teacher with some curiosity: "Old class, the class leader was a good and handsome person when he studied, and so many little girls stuffed love letters for him, why didn't you stop me?" Even encouraged me to pursue him! "Old Ben's cheeks are slightly red after drinking, and the words in his mouth can't help but have a little more sincerity." Ah, that! My intention was to tell him that if he didn't study well, he could only fall in love with you...

6. After the midterm exam, I asked my son's homeroom teacher if he wanted to enroll my son in a cram class. The teacher said no, you can brush up on the problems at home. After consulting my son, I bought him a complete set of exercise books, all seven subjects. But so far, every day homework is busy, the new exercise book page has not been done, I think it is a bit of a pity, my son comforted me and said: it doesn't matter, you can give my little (cousin) brother to do, not waste. The little nephew was crying next to him.

7, the girl I like has a good academic performance, in order to get her attention, I study like crazy every day. A year later, she finally noticed me and even talked about me with her friends. "That man, who studies most seriously every day, why is he still taking the last place?"

8, the mother-in-law's family is a demolition household, the family has more than a dozen houses, two days ago the mother-in-law rented the house next door to her family to a Sichuanese. One day the Sichuan man chatted with his mother-in-law and said that there was a custom in his hometown, that is, whoever gave birth to a daughter buried a few altars of wine in the field, waited until the daughter got married, and dug out the wine to feast on the guests, named: daughter red! At dinner in the evening, the mother-in-law looked at the sister-in-law and said, "If only we had this custom here, at least our family should have several altars of thirty years of aging now!" ”

9, the cold window of hard study for more than ten years, the result of the college entrance examination failed! He was scolded by his mother: "Look at you, if you have to write so badly, you can only be used as material for migrant workers in the future." "I was not convinced, so I went to remedial school, and finally after remedial study, I was admitted to one!" After graduating from college, I stood on the construction site and calmly said to my mother, "Mom, look! If I hadn't gone to college, I might have become a foreman by now! ”

10, female: as long as you want a room without a room, you want money and no money, di si also wants to beat my idea, do you deserve it? Di Si: There is no match in the world, a one-dollar lighter still lights tens of thousands of yuan of cigarettes, and a banquet of tens of thousands of yuan is inseparable from two yuan a pack of salt.

11, someone runs a restaurant, the business has been very bad recently. At noon that day, a friend went to the restaurant to look for him and saw that he was organizing a food contest for employees. After he organized the competition to invite his friends to dinner, his friends asked him: "The business is sluggish, don't you use your brains in business, and do you have the heart to engage in entertainment activities?" He said, "Dude, I'm here to save money." The friend said: "I have never seen you save costs like this." He said, "It's no secret, I've been preparing to lay off workers recently, and today I'm just trying to figure out who has the most meals!" ”

12, Mid-Autumn Festival when the thoughts drift through the childhood memories feel so warm and happy after growing up also know more about what is the reunion of parents' faces full of smiles is the biggest meaning of the Mid-Autumn Moon is a table of home-cooked meals a table of home-cooked words outside the window of thousands of lights inside the window of the family happy home, after all, the best place in the world

13, Guo Jingjing's 62-year-old mother-in-law is too good, twice married into the tens of billions of giants, countless people study her rich face, she is known as the "most beautiful Hong Kong sister" Zhu Lingling, clothing can be called a model of middle-aged women, a peacock green dress, the color is bright and very age-reducing, the fit of the cut to modify the waist curve, elegant and generous, very worthy of middle-aged mothers to learn.

14, Liu Yifei under the lens of foreign media, wearing a deep V skirt aura is fully open, there are freckles are also stunning, untouched "immortal" sister eyebrows Qingmu show, pavilion jade, blooming out of the beauty of oriental women's Tingyuanna, a black waist dress skirt, beautiful as a black swan as handsome, Liu Yifei's style, do you like it?