Every time I finish my body, I buy a vanilla-flavored ice cream to treat myself. Just yesterday, while I was eating happily, a girl next to me leaned over and took a bite of my ice

Every time I finish my body, I buy a vanilla-flavored ice cream to treat myself.

Just yesterday, while I was eating happily, a girl next to me leaned over and took a bite of my ice cream.

I looked at the piece that had been licked off and remembered the legend of a man who had been licked off half of his face by a blind bear.

The girl smiled and said, "I'll just taste it!" She looked me up and down a few times and added: By the way, help you lose weight.

I also smiled and said: Hello kindness, oh, reminds me of a princess who went to save the prince,

She was surprised: The princess saved the prince? Isn't that the opposite?

Haven't you heard? That is to say, a prince is cursed, and without the kiss of true love, he will have a broken heart and die after three years.

She said: This, isn't it difficult?

I said, "But this prince is ugly, and from a distance, he looks like he's rotten." And it wasn't his mouth that he was going to kiss, but his navel eyes.

The girl giggled and licked my ice cream again: What about later?

I continued: After looking for a long time and not finding a person who loved the prince, in desperation, the king took the portrait of the prince to the distant monster kingdom, where there were all kinds of strange creatures, and maybe someone would fall in love with the prince. I didn't expect that someone really thought that the prince was very handsome, that person was still the princess of the kingdom, willing to go thousands of miles to the belly of the prince's navel.

When the princess arrived, with only a minute left before the curse came into effect, the princess hurriedly leaned down and kissed the prince's navel affectionately, but when she was

When he looked up, the prince still had a ruptured heart and died, and blood kept flowing out of the hole in his chest.

The girl shook her head and asked me: Didn't you catch up? How can this be?

I held her head in one hand and quickly inserted the cone in my other hand into her head, shouting as I ran: Because the princess is a unicorn like you!