#New Year's Tell a New Joke #One evening, strolling down the street, I occasionally heard two young old men talking, and I stopped to listen. A young old man in a suit and leather shoes was resting on a suit

One evening, walking down the street, I occasionally heard two young old men talking, and I stopped to listen.

A young old man in a suit and leather shoes said to a young man in casual clothes: "Brother has not seen him for a long time, where to get rich?" ”

The young old man in casual clothes said: "Brother, you don't know, I am entangled with three lovers every day and can't open my body. ”

The young old man in a suit and leather shoes said: "I am ashamed that such a large number of people are still not able to restrain themselves!" ashamed! ＂

The young man in casual clothes said, "It's good that my brother is not wrapped up, and if he is wrapped up, you can't put it down!" ”

The young old man in casual clothes said, "These three people have been with me for half a lifetime, how can I abandon them?" ＂

At this time, the young old man in the suit and leather shoes asked, "What charm do they have that makes you lose your soul?" ＂

The old young man in casual clothes said, "These three lovers are more attractive than the other." ＂

The first one is called nine (wine) sister, you are stained, dry (gan) it, will make you full of spirits, red light, mouth without choice, talk upside down, even dancing, you say, such a good lover will you give up?

The second lover is called Smoke. How many people do you say that for it, swallowing clouds and spitting fog, loving it, holding it every day, no matter whether people before or after, wives and sons, every day in their mouths, drunk and dreaming of death, you say you can carry it on your back to find another way?

The third lover is called Tea Girl. It accompanies me every day, get along day and night, friends come and I let it accompany friends, leaders come to me and I use it to entertain leaders... You say, will you be so unconscionable, will you cut ties with it?

Friends, many people can't live without cigarettes, tea, wine. Are you also entangled with these three little lovers?

Revelation: Smoking is harmful to health, drinking alcohol without driving, driving without drinking, drinking tea is the most recommended. [Laughing and crying] [Laughing and crying] [Laughing and crying] [Laughing and crying] [Laughing and crying]