1, the mother-in-law cooking is particularly delicious. My husband said disgustedly that I ate a lot, and my stomach was as big as if I was pregnant, and I drank soup and said casually: No, it's been more than two months. The mother-in-law who finished eating first said

1, the mother-in-law cooking is particularly delicious. My husband said disgustedly that I ate a lot, and my stomach was as big as if I was pregnant, and I drank soup and said casually: No, it's been more than two months. The mother-in-law who finished eating first said to go downstairs for a walk and go out. After a while she called, asked me to go, and told me to slow down. When I arrived at the door of the community, my mother-in-law was chatting with some neighbors and aunts, and when she saw me coming, my mother-in-law pulled me along, smiled and said: You told them yourself, you have been a few months, I said you were pregnant with them and said that they couldn't see it, and they didn't believe it!

2, sold a high-profit car in the afternoon, the mood is good to explode, after arriving home, whistling, touching this pinch that, seeing the younger sister in can't help but hug her, see the mother back, catch the mother's face is a mouthful! Just as I was about to throw myself into my father's arms, my mother pulled me away and said with a cold face: Crazy to hug your husband, this can't be hugged!

3, the cousin is a bit grumpy, just took the driver's license, one day at the intersection, the green light is on, she started to turn off, the rear car horn that is called a ring, she directly came to a double flash off the car, the opposite traffic police immediately came to ask what's going on, the cousin said: I interned, they urged me to be nervous in the back, did not dare to drive, and then the traffic police stopped the car behind and said to the cousin: It's okay, you drive slowly, don't be nervous. Finally, the two drivers in the back pushed her over...

4. When I was in high school, I saw the principal once when I took takeaway food at the school gate, and I immediately looked at the takeaway brother affectionately and rushed to say: "Brother, you sent food over, what about Dad?" He glanced at the principal and immediately reacted: "Dad is not available, ask me to send it." I took out the money for the meal and said pitifully, "You can take this money back, I can't use so much money here." "I didn't expect that the takeaway guy was also a drama master!"

5, buddy told me, in fact, women also want to hey hey, but many times more reserved. At this time, as long as you should be a little tougher, tough, give them up, and then they will be yours right away. He said that's how his girlfriends get started. I believe I tried it some time ago... As a result, alas, not to mention, the trial is about to begin, and I hope to be able to reduce the sentence by a few years. In addition, dude, how do you drive a Porsche to pick her up, how does this period save?

6, I chased a sister for a long time, before the summer vacation the sister finally agreed to go on a tour with me, I smiled even more closely, asked her where to play? She said that when she went to Jinan, she would definitely go to see the Yellow River as soon as she got out of the car, but when we arrived at the Yellow River, she said to me softly: "Now you should die?" "I had an epiphany immediately

7, I am a man, height of one meter nine, more than two hundred pounds. Tonight I went to the bath to take a bath, and when I scrubbed, the two southern scrub masters did not know why there was a quarrel, the quarrel was very fierce, and they were about to start. I am a northerner who doesn't understand the southern dialect, and I don't know how to persuade if I want to persuade. Suddenly I understood a sentence from the bath master who gave me: You pick up the little one, leave such a big one to me... Was it because of me?

8, the daughter-in-law would like to go to the hottest local hot pot restaurant to eat. When I got there, I found that not only was there no table, but there were three or four tables waiting in line. However, the lady boss was very good at business, and said to the two of us: "There are a few tables that will be eaten immediately, you will wait for the meeting, and knock some melon seeds." So the two of us chatted about the day with the melon seeds... After more than an hour, my daughter-in-law pulled on my clothes and whispered, "Let's go home, I'm full of melon seeds..."

9. After being laid off, I went to the US group to work as a takeaway brother. After a busy morning, I was hungry and rode an electric car to find a small restaurant on the street to eat. I left the electric car outside, and just as I was about to finish eating, I suddenly noticed someone pushing my car to go. When it was I was angry, the thief was too bold, I yelled, the boss also knew what was going on, I quickly rushed to the door. He saw me, pushed the car and ran, and I kept chasing after me. After chasing him at two intersections, I chased him, and then I said: Tomorrow change restaurants, you eat, I will push

10. Got married before! I've never turned my wife's phone around! Play your wife's phone occasionally today! I have seen the "fraud gang boss" who keeps phone records in the name of his wife often talk to his wife! It's going to be on fire right away! Hit it straight in! After planting! The phone rings...

11. After moving to a new home, I changed the name of my wireless network to: Next Door Neighbor. The next day, I found a nearby one called: Hello Neighbors! I decisively changed the wireless network to: Are you alone? So I changed the name of the wireless network, and we had to talk for a month... Tonight, I found that the other party changed his name to: Huo Yuhao is on a business trip! Alas, unfortunately I am also a woman!

12, one day, I had nothing to do to change the name of my wireless network to: next door neighbor. The next day I found a nearby one called: Hello Neighbors! Did I decisively change the wireless network to you alone? So I changed the name of the wireless network, and we had to talk for a month. Tonight I found out that the other person changed his name to let's meet. Alas, unfortunately I am also a woman!

13, after my father retired, he bought a small electric tricycle and rode out every day. In the morning my dad went out for a walk again, and as soon as I left the house, my mom called him. My dad was particularly impatient and said: Shout me what to do, you have a lot of things! As soon as my mother heard this, she said: It's all right, you go. Half an hour later, my dad came back with an electric car, sweating profusely, saying it was halfway out of power.

14. When I was in high school, my class and the class next door were back to back, and the two classes had a good relationship. Just across the thin wall, our old campus has been a long time, the cement began to TUO fall, the wall slowly had a gap, and with the joint efforts of everyone, a hole as big as a brick was pulled out. Everyone usually passes a note to each other and shouts a word, and it is very convenient to copy a homework. Because it was blocked by the back of the chair in the last row, it was never discovered by the teacher. Finally, one day, I don't know which classmate got a rope, so the two classes began a tug-of-war! Later later the wall collapsed!