1. The first time I went to my boyfriend's house, I found that his parents seemed to be dissatisfied with me. I thought that I was going to be yellow anyway, and I couldn't come in vain, and at noon I tore a pot of pork head meat cooked by his house and dried it up. return

1. The first time I went to my boyfriend's house, I found that his parents seemed to be dissatisfied with me.

I thought that I was going to be yellow anyway, and I couldn't come in vain, and at noon I tore a pot of pork head meat cooked by his house and dried it up.

On the way back, I looked at my boyfriend sadly and said: Let's break up.

He looked surprised: Why? Our mother has a crush on you! Saying that we have hated her craftsmanship for so many years, no one has ever been able to eat her stewed meat so fragrant, so unspicious daughter-in-law ugly is ugly, admit it!

2. When I was a kid, I liked to jump around, so my dad let me distract myself from the extra energy, so I started jumping rope 200 times from the age of 6, and at the age of 10 I could do 50 pull-ups. In my junior year of junior high school, in physical education class, I could do 200 push-ups at a time. Now that I'm at work, I'm very grateful to my dad for his guidance, and now I'm moving bricks at the construction site, and I haven't found anyone more powerful than me! #Funny Strip#"

3. A person goes to the orthopedic department to find a doctor to see his hands. "How did you get your hand?" The doctor looks at the patient's hand and asks the patient. The patient replied, "When I went to the zoo, I put my hand into the boar's mouth and tried to touch its teeth. The doctor cried and laughed, "What about later?" "The patient is going to cry," he closed his mouth, trying to count how many fingers I had. ”

4. Take a bath with my wife at night and get ready to go to bed together, it is already more than 10 o'clock in the middle of the night, my wife said to me quietly. Husband, such a beautiful night, we should do something! So I asked her, what should we do? The wife touched her stomach, smiled and said, I think we should go to a barbecue. My eyes lit up and I said approvingly, OK, I want to eat a roast pig intestine, my wife angrily patted my head and said, the pig intestine stinks to death, it is not delicious at all, I want to eat pig brain.

5. The husband said, "Son, when I went to school in the morning, I had a few eggs in my bag. The son said, "Two." The husband said: "Such a young child, he has learned to lie." The son said, "What's wrong?" The husband said: "Your mother just said, you put one, how to deceive me to install two." The son said, "There's another egg, don't you count?" The husband said, "Where, how come I didn't see it." The son said without anger: "That's what you often say, I'm a little villain." ”

6. Get up in the middle of the night to go to the toilet, because the slippers are on the husband's side, so I climbed over the husband in a daze, got out of bed and went to the toilet, and returned the same way when I was done. This cargo got up in the morning and said to me: Wife, I had a nightmare last night, dreaming of being crushed back and forth twice by a big truck.

7. The middle-aged rich man was diagnosed with an incurable disease, and the doctor said that the cost of the operation was at least 9 million yuan and the risk was extremely high. The rich young wife was a little flustered when she heard this, and thought to herself, she couldn't come up with so much money for a while, so she took the doctor's hand and said, "Doctor, please give me some time!" After three days, the wife went to the hospital and found the doctor and said, "Doctor, I am ready!" The doctor said excitedly, "Great, let's get ready for surgery!" The wife hurriedly resigned: "No, the operation is not done!" The doctor said with a puzzled face, "So what are you preparing for these days?" The wife covered her mouth, smiled and said, "I transferred all the property and real estate in my husband's name to my name, and from now on I will live a happy and happy life!" ""?

8. I just went downstairs to buy two cages of Nanjing canned soup buns, transferred 16 yuan and carried the buns. Just out of the store, the boss chased him out with a rolling pin and said I would transfer him four dollars less. I thought to myself: Other people's buns are sold for 6 pieces, just your family 8 pieces, two cages 16, where is the error? The boss pointed to the A4 paper posted on the door: because the price of raw materials soared, the price of the buns in the store was adjusted to 10 yuan a cage from now on, forgetting to understand... I carried the bun and ran away, the bun rose in money, you didn't say it earlier, I walked out of the store and still want money, sample, catch up with me and say

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