Seeing that the uncle went to pay the electricity bill, the staff saw that the uncle's fee was extremely low, and asked curiously: Why are you paying so little for home appliances? Uncle said triumphantly: Because I have a trick! The staff puzzled: you don't

Seeing that the uncle went to pay the electricity bill, the staff saw that the uncle's fee was extremely low, and asked curiously: Why are you paying so little for home appliances? Uncle said triumphantly: Because I have a trick!

The staff wondered: you don't watch TV? Don't boil water without air conditioning? Uncle shook his head and whispered: "Visit the door at night!" After watching TV and drinking tea, I also saved air conditioning, and I was lucky enough to drink a few cups!

The staff laughed: Then you can't go to people's homes every day? Uncle said mysteriously: Relatives, friends, colleagues and neighbors, take turns to line up the number cycle again and again...

2 The husband suspected that the wife was cheating, the two families quarreled at home about this matter, the husband snatched the wife's mobile phone, threw it under the bed, and then crawled out of the bed under the man.

The husband said angrily: "I said it, who is he?" ”

The wife panicked: "My God, you fell too hard, the contacts all fell out!" ”

3 Note below! Please take 30 seconds to read the following paragraph! You'll benefit for a lifetime! Maybe you don't know that everyone's phone number can reveal your age! Here's how: add your phone number to your age and subtract your phone number... It's actually true! Good magic there is no!

4 The rich man negotiated a big business of 280 million yuan and then bought a private jet from Taobao. On this day, the rich man flew his wife back to his rural hometown to visit the temple fair. After landing, the rich man saw that there was a good snare, and the boss was a middle-aged uncle who squatted there to set up a stall. The wife's playful nature was stimulated, and the rich man spent 200 yuan to get 300 circles for her to play. At that time, his wife was very happy and said that he wanted to put on a big doll and come back. The disciple threw out a circle and directly hit the boss's big bald head. The boss looked at the rich man with grievance and said to his wife: Sister, you have a husband, don't tease me, okay?

5 The brother-in-law interned in our company, and the female manager called the brother-in-law to the office and said: "It's raining outside, it's very emotional, you accompany me to a poem!" The female manager opened her mouth and said: "The heart rain wets people's hearts, this evening is innocent, arouse the heart to sleep." "But Xiao Jiuzi doesn't understand the mood!" The little brother-in-law can understand the two words of sleep, the problem is that he does not doze off during the day!! The brother-in-law stumbled and said, "Manager, I don't sleep, I'll go out and get busy when I'm fine, I'll go up and down a few cents a minute, don't delay me to earn money, otherwise I can't afford to pay your rent this month." ”

6 Cousin Express worked for 2 years and earned 680,000 yuan. After resigning, I opened an electric car business, but the sales have not been good, looking for me to complain! I gave him an idea, to send all the relatives and friends, whether they needed a car or not, to the door, if they did not buy it, they would cry and make trouble until they bought it. Today, before I woke up, my cousin sent two electric cars to my yard and said: Brother, are you the first, cash or transfer?

After graduating from 7 famous universities, he was recruited as a teacher at a university of science and technology. Played a friendly competition with other colleges, and there was a young male teacher on the other side. The young man is quite handsome, a bit like a star, but the ball skills are not good. I gave him a heel in a fake move, and a dragon landed on the basket. As a result, the girls on the sidelines shouted at me: Play Lai! Hit people with the ball! It sounded again: so old and still learning to play, disgusting to death! When I looked back, it was a student of our college.

8 Summer vacation in the clothing store to work, just in time for the store big promotion, the hostess let the boss write billboards. The boss nodded, turned his head and asked me to write. The boss said: My wife has been in a bad mood recently, always looking for me stubble, will definitely think that I wrote ugly, or you write it. Me: No, boss, the words I write are like bugs crawling, even more ugly. The boss touched his red and swollen face and said: It's okay, she can scold you a few times at most, and she won't hit you.

9 My classmates are impatient people who often quarrel with their husbands after marriage. We suggested that she embroider a little cross stitch to hone her mind, and she considered accepting it again and again. When I started embroidering, I could really hone my heart well and not quarrel with my husband. Later, when the embroidery was good, someone introduced her to embroider more, which could be sold to make money. It can make the family harmonious, but also can earn money, taste the sweetness of her out of control, when she embroidered 17 pairs of home and wanshixing, her husband proposed divorce. His husband said: In the past, I still felt that she was a little popular like a person, and since the addiction of embroidery, every day I came home like a sewing machine.

10 Recently, my husband has made up his mind to take more steps than the person at the top of the friends list, and every day after dinner, he goes out to walk to increase the number of steps. After the group Yo Tian's sister-in-law left work, my family said: I saw your husband last night, I didn't dare to go home late, I wore a mask and wandered around the street, afraid of being recognized by acquaintances. What inhumane thing have you done to him?

11 Friends went to restaurants to eat, spending a total of 220.

Say to the boss: "Less than 20, give 200 lines?" ”

Boss: "Small business, can't afford to grind, or else, give you a 10% discount!" ”

We agreed, and then, after discounting the money to 198.

The owner was silent! 

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