1, the most needed thing in the university party, the big winter with gloves with the mouse is not flexible enough, but the exposed hands become cold in less than a few minutes, really painful. But since there is warmth

1, the most needed thing in the university party, the big winter with gloves with the mouse is not flexible enough, but the exposed hands become cold in less than a few minutes, really painful. However, since there is a hand warmer mouse pad, the mother no longer worries about the problem of freezing hands with the mouse in winter, through the interface of the heater and usb, this hairy mouse pad not only has a warm effect, but also can be heated. Make sure you double your office productivity in the winter.

2, and netizens to eat, she had to pull me to a bar, she ordered two bottles of good wine, to 20,000! When I went to checkout, I said that I didn't bring cash, swiped the card, pretended to enter the wrong password, and let the female netizens pay first. After going to the bank to unlock and get her back, the female netizen agreed. I slipped away while it was time to go to the bathroom! Oh, on the female netizens such an IQ is still interesting as a wine trust? Go back and wash the dishes!

3, today in the wild because there is no toilet, want to defecate, so solve it on the spot, pull it out only to find that there is no paper! It's all sand, there's no grass, I didn't wear socks when I went out today, and I don't have insoles in my shoes. I was struggling with whether to wipe it with sand or dry it naturally, when I suddenly saw a dog coming not far away, so I plucked my ass...

4, perhaps, there will be a time when you will be particularly lonely, a person to work, a person to work, a person to eat and a person to sleep, and even many festivals are a person or choose to forget. But we all have to learn to precipitate ourselves, find our own way of life to grow, experience loneliness, the future is not necessarily better, but we will be more relaxed.

5, autumn is a beautiful season with a cool autumn breeze and a fine autumn rain lingering and colorful autumn color love cultivation expert long poetry book succession long autumn day to read a few more books diligently think about their own precipitation of their own summary of failures to learn lessons to move forward

6, has not resumed classes, my mother annoyed me, she always said: why not start school? I said, "I want to go to school soon." The old mother said: Xiao Jiu, what do you love to learn? No, you must be worried about which female classmate. I said: I didn't worry about the female classmate, I worried about the can of protein powder I put in the dormitory, whether it would be eaten by the rats, and then I pushed open the dormitory door and was kicked out by a "muscle mouse"...

7, off the bus, I want to go to the supermarket to buy something, a touch of the pocket did not bring enough money, I had to call the family to send me money. I was walking around the side of the road, and I found that there were many paper-burning people paying tribute to the deceased relatives in the family, so I went over and chatted with an old man, who said, "I'm sending money to my family!" You don't come home so late, what are you wandering around here? I said, "I'll wait for my family to send me money!" The old man listened to the two words without saying a word, and ran away, and the other paper-burning people also ran away, so I shouted: "Hey, uncle, I'm really waiting for my family to send me money!" ”

8, just in junior high school that meeting, the old was bullied by a school bully, and then fight with him, that time the other side came to thirty or forty people, including more than ten, and I am my own, after the war laid my position in the school, they can never forget the more than twenty dogs in my family ~

9, the second generation of the rich with ten cigarettes soft Chinese, twenty boxes of five grain liquid to the father-in-law's house to propose to relatives. The old man agreed, and before leaving, he said to the rich second generation: "After that, my daughter will be handed over to you, she is more willful, brutal, and even said that she will only cause trouble..." Before the old man finished speaking, the rich second generation went up and slapped it: "Who allowed you to say bad things about my woman?" Then the rich second generation got married a few months in advance!

10, this afternoon, I suddenly found that the family dog went to the kitchen to steal vegetables to eat, it had a red pepper in its mouth. When it saw me coming, it ran away with a red pepper. I chased and thought that the red peppers had all been bitten by it, and I didn't want it anymore, so I didn't chase it anymore. Thinking I had conceded defeat, it deliberately took a big bite out of the red pepper in front of me. Then it was spicy, but fierce, and it roared at the green pepper for half a day, and the red pepper ignored it!!!!

11. There is an upstart in a village in a remote mountainous area, with a net worth of more than 100 million. As a result, when this man had money, he became bad and lost his family property in one year. Someone in the village advised him to do things in a down-to-earth manner and find a job. Only to see him smoking a cigarette and staring firmly into the distance and saying: I have to re-cao my old business and earn money back! Villager: What old business? Upstart: Buy color drift...

12, the female leader went to the countryside to guide the work in a fashionable coat, and an old man asked curiously: "What is this material?" Answer: "Fur." The old man was horrified, and the entourage thought he had not heard clearly, adding: "It is mink hair"! Old Han suddenly lost his color and said, "Oh my mother, how many old masters have to be ruined!" ”

13, the cousin sent a month of takeaway, earned more than 20,000 yuan. After paying his salary, he was dragged by his cousin to the mall. Inside the mall, my cousin spent 18,888 yuan to buy a mink coat. After returning home, I was excited to try on a newly purchased mink coat. The little nephew said unhappily: Mom, have you ever thought that your happiness is based on the pain of wild animals? The cousin immediately scolded: How can you say this about your father!

14, college freshmen opened, classmates her father sent her to school, at noon we went to the restaurant to eat, asked for a few dishes, almost finished eating, she pointed to a dish and asked her father: "Dad, you say how to carve flowers of this radish, each piece has the same number of holes?" Her father said angrily, "This is lotus !!! ”