1. A friend introduced me to a girl, the work of a blind date to eat a meal, the girl has already thrown up three times. I looked at her so uncomfortable and asked, "Are you unwell?" Or is the dish unappetizing?

1. A friend introduced me to a girl, and the girl had already thrown up three times. I looked at her so uncomfortable and asked, "Are you unwell?" Or is the dish unappetizing? The girl said calmly: "I will confirm with you again, is the Rolls-Royce at the door yours?" I nodded! Girl: "Well, this dish is very suitable for my appetite, so let's continue eating!" "It feels like this girl is inexplicable...

2. The prince and princess have been living happily in the castle since they got married. One day the dwarf came to the castle and asked the prince, "Tell me how you saved the princess after she fell ill after eating a poisoned apple." The prince looked fondly into the distance and recalled: "That day, I gently called the name of the princess, and she did not wake up; I wrapped her tightly in my arms, and she did not wake; then, I kissed her lips, and she still did not wake up..." "After."

3. After the in-laws retire, they have nothing to do, and they often look for various free cool places. On this day, I went to attend a health knowledge lecture, heard that gifts were distributed, and the two mouths counted one, and one person went alone. To the in-laws and mother-in-law, they gave a pillow, and the mother-in-law felt that it was very good and wanted another one. Say to the staff: I am not two sons with him, you see we are not a surname! The staff listened to the reasoning and gave another ...

4. After retiring from the State Grid, the old man used his pension to buy us a house in Tomson Yipin icon. This house is very big, so I borrowed both my mother-in-law and my father-in-law. Some time ago, my mother-in-law said that she wanted to change her mobile phone, and I also wanted to change a new mobile phone to go with me. On the same day, a brand pushed a couple's mobile phone, and the boss said that if the couple came together, they would enjoy the price discount. My mother-in-law took my arm by the chance, until we finished paying and we both held hands and pretended to be lovers and walked out of the store. When I went out, I bumped into a brother head-on, and I didn't expect that this little brother who had almost grown up in my house before would never come again, was there something wrong?

5. In the past, the school said to do a physical examination, to make stool for laboratory tests, and then everyone brought a little bit to go ~ and then, there was an alumnus ~ with Chow Tai Fook's bag and box. Then I walked halfway to be snatched away by someone driving a motorcycle...

6. There is a buddy who entered Foxconn with me in the first phase, he is specially active and capable, and the leader likes him very much. In a year,he rose to the line chief, the future is very beautiful, and I am still just a general worker. One day, he went to ask the line chief for a week's leave, but finally he walked out of the lead office in despair. Colleagues asked him: What's the matter? He said: I took a week off, but the line chief only agreed to give me three days. I said three days is not enough, but the line commander said, I don't know your ability??? What others need seven days to do, you can do in just three days.

7. I had a fight with my girlfriend today, and I couldn't stand it anymore. I yelled: What the hell do you want from me? Is it okay to stop making unreasonable trouble? Girlfriend: Yes, it is my unreasonable trouble, you as a man, say sorry is not OK, you tell me sorry is not the end! I bowed my head: I'm sorry. Girlfriend yells: Do you think saying sorry is the end!

8. After the untimely death of the brother-in-law who moved the bricks at the construction site, the sister lived alone with her little nephew. As soon as I have time, I will visit my sister and little nephew. Recently my little nephew is about to have a birthday, and I am ready to buy him a seatable electric toy car. He told me: Auntie, can you buy me a double seat? I quipped to him: Why? Do you have a girlfriend? Double seating required. He said seriously: "Not now, but when I have a car, there will definitely be."

9. A friend introduced me to a girl, and the girl had already thrown up three times. I looked at her so uncomfortable and asked, "Are you unwell?" Or is the dish unappetizing? The girl said calmly: "I will confirm with you again, is the Rolls-Royce at the door yours?" I nodded! Girl: "Well, this dish is very suitable for my appetite, so let's continue eating!" "It feels like this girl is inexplicable...

10. The prince and princess have been living happily in the castle since their marriage. One day the dwarf came to the castle and asked the prince, "Tell me how you saved the princess after she fell ill after eating a poisoned apple." The prince looked fondly into the distance and recalled: "That day, I gently called the name of the princess, and she did not wake up; I wrapped her tightly in my arms, and she did not wake; then, I kissed her lips, and she still did not wake up..." "Later, I slapped her hard, and the princess was sick."

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