1. Take a bath with your wife at night and get ready to go to bed together, this time it is already more than 10 o'clock in the middle of the night, my wife quietly said to me. Husband, such a wonderful night, we should do it

1. Take a bath with my wife at night and get ready to go to bed together, this time it is more than 10 o'clock in the middle of the night, my wife said to me quietly. Husband, such a beautiful night, we should do something! So I asked her, what should we do? The wife touched her stomach, smiled and said, I think we should go to a barbecue. My eyes lit up and I said in approval, OK, I want to eat a roast pig intestine, my wife angrily patted my head and said, the pig intestine stinks to death, it is not delicious at all, I want to eat pig brain.

2. At the company's annual meeting, I took my girlfriend with me, at this time, a beautiful colleague came over and asked me if it was okay to dance together. My girlfriend whispered in my ear, "If you dare to say a good word, I will strangle you." So I hurriedly said to my beautiful colleague, "Not good." "That night, I had two bruises on my arm.

3. Today's single beautiful colleague in the office complained to us. She said: "I can't understand why girls now have such a request, as soon as they get married, they must have a car, a suite, and a deposit." I quickly echoed: "It's, too realistic." She continued, "Isn't it good to be a pair?" No matter how you want to have two cars, two suites and two deposits! "I wanted to chase her, but now it seems to be forgotten."

4. I built a family of people, everyone from time to time to send ten yuan five red envelopes, everyone grabbed a lot of fun, only the cousin only grabbed it, occasionally sent one is also five yuan twenty packs. Ask my cousin: Why grab red envelopes from a few young people and send so many copies? The cousin said: The one that can't be robbed is returned to me again! Well, that makes sense, and then I kicked him!

5. Watching my wife sleep at night, I quietly came to the baby room. In the baby room, I looked intently at my daughter, and her face was full of emotions: unbelievable, incomprehensible, difficult to guess. My wife, with tears in her eyes, came over and wrapped her arms around me and said, "I know what you're thinking!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "I replied: I really didn't expect someone to make such a great baby window, but it only sold for 300 yuan." Wife.....

6. The female teacher teaches biology, and when she talks about the physiological chapter in class, she has a problem, and she asks a boy, "How do I calculate the menstrual cycle?" The boy could not answer, sat down and immediately asked the girls at the same table. After understanding this boy raised his hand. The teacher looked at him and said, "Forget it, I just forgot you were a man!" "The whole class sweated! #Funny Strip#"

7. The younger brother has not been a material for learning since he was a child, so after graduating from high school, he went to learn to cook. The younger brother and his girlfriend planned to get married, went to visit their parents, and when they got home, they were very diligent in giving the mother-in-law's family a missed hand. Super level play, eating girlfriend family full of red light. After the meal, the future father-in-law said happily: I haven't eaten such a delicious dish for a long time, do you want to consider an activity I have? The little brother was stunned and said: What activity? The future father-in-law smiled and said: Buy one get two free, you marry my daughter, with our old two how?

8. The year before, a key colleague of the company was ready to change jobs and had a showdown with the company. The boss and I talked to him. Boss: "How many did they drive for you?" The colleague said, "Five thousand pieces!" The boss slapped the table: "I will also raise five thousand for you!" "I also don't think it's worth it to jump ship for five thousand pieces." The colleague went on to say: "They divide the salary into two parts, one part hit my card, and the five thousand yuan that rises is stored in the finance office, except for weekends, holidays and holidays can withdraw cash at any time!" Boss: "They do whatever they want, they do whatever they want!" In the future, your five thousand pieces will be saved by me, and I will take it with me! On Saturdays and Sundays, holidays are on call! You are also given six cigarettes a month, you don't have to buy them secretly, just say that the company sent them. You said that you are a big man who is afraid of his wife Gaha, and then the brother takes you to fly" That colleague has been working until now and has made a huge contribution to the company!

9. Dad said that the family had been closed for too long, so he took our family and the dog to the prairie to play. Who knows, the husky ran crazy on the grassland, and ran without a trace, and could no longer be found. On the way home, I said in frustration: I feel that we are not here for tourism. Dad asked dejectedly: Then why did we come? Me: Let's release...

10. The brother-in-law goes to the brother-in-law's house and the brother-in-law gives his cousin to the brother-in-law, and when he feels good, he will go on. Once went out too late to go back, the brother once opened the room, the girlfriend said: Don't make it bad at night, hear it? Otherwise I'll ignore you!" The brother-in-law nodded and said, "Okay!" At night, the brother-in-law turned his back on his girlfriend and tried to sleep by the window, but in his dreams he always felt that someone kicked his brother-in-law and kicked harder and harder. The brother-in-law's temper also came up, and he kicked back fiercely! Later, the brother-in-law broke up with his girlfriend.

11. After dinner with his wife shopping, he met his ex-girlfriend, who also brought a man. I should have known him, but I didn't hold hands, and when I saw me, I took the man's hand and struck me with all kinds of blows! I didn't speak, and my wife couldn't look at it anymore and said, "Husband, aren't we dead?" How do they see us? "The ex-girlfriend's boyfriend was scared to pee and run away! The ex-girlfriend was on her knees crying and begging me to let her go...

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