1． There was a man who was dying, and in the hospital room, he said to his wife: I want to meet my lover. His daughter-in-law called her lover, and when she saw her, she cried, saying that she was most sorry for her in her life and had not been able to give it to her

1． There was a man who was dying, and in the hospital room, he said to his wife: I want to meet my lover. His daughter-in-law called her lover, and when she saw her, he cried, saying that she was most sorry in this life, and that she could not be given a name, and if she had to meet her in the next life, and then continue the frontier, the last and most reluctant thing in life was her, that is, the dead soul loved her. After saying goodbye to his lover, he called his daughter-in-law and gave him a passbook: This is my life's savings, there are 800,000 in it, you keep it. Ask the question: Does this man love his wife or a lover?

2． My daughter-in-law, every time she pays public grain, she subsidizes me with 100 ocean allowance fees! The first few months are OK, and the monthly pocket money is relatively rich. These two months are almost, the weather is hot, and it is a bit excessive, and recently it has been tighter. In order to increase my enthusiasm for paying grain, my daughter-in-law increased the subsidy to 150. To be honest, that's 50 more, and the attraction is quite big!!! 3. My husband treats his mobile phone as his father, and he does not leave his mobile phone all day. Today, when the child returned home after work, he immediately held the mobile phone to play again.

I finally broke out, yelling, "Play, play! Play every day! When will you find out that the child is not your own! ”

The husband was furious when he heard it: "You, you, you..."

I roared, "When are you coming!" You go to the living room to see, is it your son you picked up from kindergarten? ”

3. I found that the university was not very peaceful during this time, and there was a new project that needed to be clarified by the sociology research team. Their new question is: Why do so many successful men have lovers? Is it that successful men can't stand up to confusion? After a full year of survey sampling and anonymous interviews, they finally came to a conclusion. In fact, men can hardly stand to be confused, but women rarely confuse unsuccessful men.

4. When I brushed the short video today, I saw a comment that men wear women's clothes to show more body, I want to try. I secretly took the skirt that my daughter-in-law had not worn for many years and put it on my body. As a result, as soon as I turned around, I saw a shocked daughter-in-law! The daughter-in-law said that I chased her and married her to take advantage of her, for another purpose! No matter how I explained it, she beat me to death!

5. The younger brother has not been a learning material since he was a child, so after graduating from high school, he went to learn to cook. The younger brother and his girlfriend planned to get married, went to visit their parents, and when they got home, they were very diligent in giving the mother-in-law's family a missed hand. Super level play, eating girlfriend family full of red light. After the meal, the future father-in-law said happily: I haven't eaten such a delicious dish for a long time, do you want to consider an activity I have? The little brother was stunned and said: What activity? The future father-in-law smiled and said: Buy one get two free, you marry my daughter, with our old two how?

6. The company forced employees to work overtime for two months in a row, but every night my husband would drive Jaguar to pick me up downstairs on time. Unfortunately, yesterday my husband went to a classmate party, drank, and drank too much, so he had to let a friend come to the company to pick me up. At that time, my mobile phone was out of power, and I didn't know about it, and I was standing on the side of the road waiting for my husband, only to see a black van stop in front of me. A man came down and asked: Are you Xiao Zhou's wife? I nodded, and the other party was about to pull me into the car, and said: I am entrusted by someone to give you a ride. I listened and struggled desperately, and quickly escaped...

7. Some time ago, my girlfriend planted 5,000 yuan in melons and watched in the mall plant a diamond ring. Girlfriend sighed: Alas! How long will it take for a boy to give me this diamond ring? At this time, a handsome young man came over and said: Only three months! The girlfriend's face was puzzled: What do you mean? Guy: Because I'm a plastic surgery doctor! I know how long it takes to get a person's face pretty enough!

8. Last week, the rich man asked the girl who had a crush to eat Western food. She was silently planning to order foie gras and open a bottle of more than a thousand red wines, when the girl said, "I'm sorry, I'll go to the bathroom!" The rich man witnessed the girl's back disappearing and secretly opened the bag she had left in her seat. He took a look at it, then said to the waiter, "Here are two 48-dollar packages..."

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