It has been almost 20 days since Lao Chen returned, and the recent feeling is - please, when can I go back?
Some time ago, the epidemic in Hangzhou, the current health code still has a star, the leader said to postpone going back, so on the one hand is the annual leave is buckled day by day, on the other hand, I watch him more and more block my line of sight.
Every time I asked him when he was going back to the troops, he would raise his voice:
"There is something old Chen Lao Chen, nothing to say roll, really have yours."
Between husband and wife, the distance between a bowl of water should still be maintained. Since getting too close, I've been able to count the pimples on his face and understand the games he plays every day.
The point is that his snack machine is safely displayed in front of me, and it is unobstructed.
You're going to say something bad about him, and he's trying not to let you pick out the thorns.
At this point, you have to console yourself:
"I chose it myself, and I have to watch him act with tears."
Men are generally divided into three types, the following refer only to the situation at home:
The first: lie flat.
This type of person is invincible. The inner monologue is: I'm like this anyway, what can you do with me.
The second kind: fake fake.
This kind of person is lying flat inside, but always keeps acting: You see how diligent I am.
You can't say what's wrong with him, but he does have a lot of flaws. But every time it's as if to tell you: I'm working so hard, what else do you have to be picky about?
The third kind: diligence.
This kind of person, the opportunity to encounter is too small. All-inclusive housework, all trivial matters. Generally, you can only meet his mask before marriage, and after marriage, it will appear in its original form. But there are exceptions, from before marriage to after marriage, it depends on your luck.
Like Lao Chen, it basically boils down to the second kind automatically.
You can do anything, but you don't take the initiative to do anything.
The name is: what you ask me to do, you say.
And every time I do something, every cell says, "Look, how capable I am. ”
I analyzed that there are only two places this type of man's favorite, one is on the couch and the other is in the toilet.
I thought I would enjoy lying in bed, but I didn't.
Because the bed is the most difficult place to touch the fish, if you make a show, you must also put on your clothes before you can do it.
And everyone will say to the normal person lying down: lazy.
But elsewhere it's different.
Sitting on the couch allows him to get into the state more quickly.
Squatting in the toilet gives him more free time.
Originally I just wanted to talk about toilets, after all, most men love toilets at home, which seems to be a common disease.
I was also very curious before - why is it so frequent to run to the toilet when I get home?
To this end, I also went to the Internet to search for it, is there any structural difference?
The answer is: no.
Old Chen told me: In fact, there are many reasons for going to the toilet, such as nervousness, such as anger, which are easy to stimulate the stomach.
Occasionally I can understand it, but for more than 10 days, I can't understand the recurrent.
In particular, sometimes I forget to mute, and the "whizzing" sound that comes out of it makes the game so loud that it is shocking.
You ask him: How are you playing the game.
He calmly tells you: I'm watching the game, not playing the game.
The toilet is basically a place for men to touch fish at home, and the length of time is breathtaking. No matter how the doctor announces the dangers of squatting in the toilet, the time in the toilet is infinitely elongated.
Like Lao Chen, there is also a favorite place, which is the sofa.
For example, as soon as I got out of the elevator when I got home, I could hear the movement of the particularly large slippers walking inside, most likely, I took off from the sofa, ran to the kitchen, and started working.
And the moment I opened the door, I always felt that he was very busy, with a sentence:
"I've been busy for a day, and I haven't rested."
It's like when I was a kid sneaking around watching TV and finding my mom coming home and rushing in to do my homework.
For example, at night, before I go to bed, I hate him looking at my phone, and I can't sleep when I take pictures.
So, the couch is his happiest entertainment place, while looking at his mobile phone, sniffing melon seeds, while watching TV.
Why doesn't he sleep, you ask?
He'll tell you, wait a minute.
You wait and wait until you wake up, and you don't know when he slept.
It took more than 10 days. You say he's not good, it seems that you can't say it, but when you say he's good, it seems that he's almost on fire.
But!
You will find that people's adaptability is really strong, at first they still want to complain, and then there is actually a kind of indifference that sees through the red dust.
A few days ago, Lao Chen asked me:
"On February 13, after 8 years of marriage, is there anything you are not happy with me?"
I thought about it for a long time, and I actually swallowed and said:
"It's okay."
The love of middle-aged women for men is in the four words of "it is okay", as long as it does not tear open the veil of marriage, it seems that it can go on.
(The big chicken leg made by Lao Chen yesterday is too delicious)
The meaning of marriage is that it is good to have someone who can accompany you to enrich your life.
Click one to watch, as an encouragement oh ~