Funny paragraph 1. In a cold winter. On the bus, a relatively young beauty sat by the window, and although the window was closed, there was still a lot of wind blowing. Sit next to it

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1. In a cold winter. On the bus, a relatively young beauty sat by the window, and although the window was closed, there was still a lot of wind blowing. The handsome man sitting next to him said, "Beauty, let's change our positions." Beauty hurriedly got up and said, "Thank you, this position is strangely cold." The handsome guy squeezed over and said, "Hey! The powder on your face blew into my eyes, and I couldn't even open my eyes! ”

2. Something happened at home today that caused my sister to cry. That's when I found out that it hasn't changed for so many years, and there is only one woman in the world that I absolutely don't allow others to cry about her, that is, my sister. Because the other girls cried pear blossoms with rain and pity, but she cried really ugly.

3. In junior high school, there was a particularly beautiful female classmate in the class. It was a very popular genre in that era, double ponytail, white, refreshing... I used to kiss her in front of a lot of people in the hallway when she was out of class and run away. In fact, I don't like her at all, kissing her because her boyfriend is a school jerk. I love the feeling of being chased for a week, desperate. #开心一刻 #