1) The future father-in-law said to Peel, "I agree to marry my daughter to you." I'll give you the dowry of 60,000 marks in the bank. Peel said dejectedly, "You'd better give me 60,000 marks."

1) The future father-in-law said to Peel, "I agree to marry my daughter to you." I'll give you the dowry of 60,000 marks in the bank. Peel said dejectedly, "You'd better give me 60,000 marks and keep your daughter in the bank." ”

2, Xiaoming took a bus after school and saw a young woman wearing a skirt and leggings. He said: "Wearing skirts and leggings, there is no trust between people." The young woman said, "Take your mobile phone out of the old woman's skirt!" ”

3, a beautiful woman walked to the bar and asked the man standing inside: "Are you the manager?" The man smiled and said, "No, you have something, I can bring you a message to the manager." The beautiful woman reached out and pulled the man closer, and said ambiguously: "Bring a message to the manager, just say that there is no toilet paper in the women's toilet...."

4, a strong unwillingness, that moment, a very strong, can not ignore the unwillingness. She was still very unfamiliar with this feeling, and did not expect them to be as sour as corrosion. All at once, her chest was burned empty, and everything fell down, layer after layer. Then what she said, how to beat her spirit, how to find the last fulcrum for herself.

5, on the side of the street saw an old beggar, his feet seem to be disabled. I saw that he was very pitiful, so I went over to him and asked, "Uncle, what's wrong with your feet?" Uncle said he was crippled, and I said, "How can you thank me if I heal your foot?" Uncle said, "Give me all the money on him." "Later, I healed Uncle's foot, because I ran with the money, and Uncle chased after him!"

6, on the road met a father and daughter, the daughter sat in the back seat of her father's battery car, while crying and saying: "Dad, I look so ugly, he doesn't like me." Dad said, "No matter how ugly you are, you are Daddy's daughter!" Suddenly, I felt all kinds of tastes in my heart, took out my mobile phone and sent a text message to my father saying: "Daddy, I'm so ugly!" As a result, Dad replied: "It's okay, Dad is ugly..."

7. A friend asked me, "What is a micro-film?" I replied: "A micro-film is a film with small investment, short time and few participants." At this time, my 6-year-old daughter interjected: "My father's mobile phone has a lot of micro-movies made by two people." ”

8. Ask your son at night, "What is the name of My mother's sister?" The son replied, "What is the name of the mother's mother?" "Call Grandma" "What's Daddy's Daddy's name?" "Call Grandpa" "What's Daddy's son's name?" "My son is stupid... After thinking about it for half a day asked me "Do you have a son?" ”

9, once, I asked my mother: If you turn back the clock, will you still choose to marry your father? Mom pondered for a moment and said: I think it will be! At that time, I was very touched, although my mother often complained about my father's small problems, but my mother still loved my father deeply! Then my mother said to me: Why don't you ask, if you turn back the clock, will I still give birth to you? I:???

10, our company more women and less men, handsome guys on me, I wonder, I came for three months no one chased me? I went to complain to the landlady, and she smiled: "Who dares to touch my people?" A domineering declaration of love, I was touched at the time. But there was a real question, I asked: "What about your husband?" The landlady said: "I am negotiating, I plan to give him the company." Woman, so tired. "I refused when I heard her say this, for the simple reason that I didn't want to work hard anymore. When she went out, she said, "Fool, I have a deposit, you say, I regret it now, can she still ask me not to?"

11, surname Liu, the other day my daughter-in-law is pregnant. Dad said that according to the family tree, the next generation must be called Liu Xingyu, and I said that if I want to have a daughter, I will be called Liu Xingyu, how romantic. He said no, if he is a son, he must take a domineering name, it will be called Liu Xing hammer! I.........

12. In order to let the only daughter live a good life, the husband took out the savings he had saved for a lifetime and paid us a down payment for the house. But the monthly loan also put a lot of pressure on me, and I quit my white-collar job and became a taxi driver. Last night, I drove an old lady who sat in the co-pilot and kept staring at me. Then the old mother began to complain: "Oh, driver, you are driving too slowly, driver, the road here is very familiar to me, you don't take me around the long way, driver, why does your fare table show 9."

13, that day in the online store bought two car models, Audi R8 and Lamborghini, R8 white out of stock, the owner called me to explain, just I was taking the subway, I said: "R8 no white? Then come on a silver one, Lamborghini color unchanged! All eyes were on me, and a beautiful woman "whizzed" next to me and said, "Handsome man, what car are you driving now?" How many phones do you have? ”

14, dark wood floor, dark wood furniture, delicate wood material, dark color system brought by the steady stability, giving people gentleness but not losing elegance. White wheeled computer chair for easy movement. White window screen, simple but elegant.