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"Day to think, night to dream", Liu Ba is more than thirty years old, because his appearance is sorry for the audience, plus his head is not open, and he has not yet begged his daughter-in-law. Therefore, the most he dreamed of was to go to his daughter-in-law.
In the beginning, Liu Ba, under the leadership of his mother-in-law, constantly went on blind dates. It was said that the women he had met were enough to pull a train. However, because of his own conditions, none of the women looked up to him. In the end, the queen mother had enough oil and water, and she also felt that it was not interesting to work in vain, and she didn't bother to worry about him.
It is said that at noon on this day, Liu Ba drank some stuffy wine, sleepy came up, and lay on the bed "whirring" and fell asleep. It doesn't matter how I feel confused, I have arrived at a strange place, there are mountains and water and villages.
What is puzzling is that there is no sun in the sky; there are so many trees, but not a single bird can be seen; and there is not a single figure at the mouth of the village. Liu Ba was very confused, and he felt very strange, he didn't know where he was, and he couldn't tell the direction.
Just when he was in a state of shock, suddenly, he saw the queen mother sitting on a large rock under the old jujube tree. The queen mother also saw him and gestured for him to come. Liu Ba naturally passed and wanted to ask where this was.
When he reached the princess, he wanted to speak but could not speak. The queen mother did not speak either, and pointed to the back of the jujube tree. Liu Ba looked at it, and a girl was quite shy and hid there. I suddenly understood in my heart that the queen mother was saying to herself a daughter-in-law.
I don't know what the reason is, the queen mother does not speak, the girl does not speak, and Liu Ba can't speak if he wants to. At this time, the queen mother gestured at the girl and motioned for her to come and sit here with her, talk to this man, and find feelings.
The girl sat on the stone, and Liu Ba also sat on the stone. The queen mother naturally gave them a chance, got up and left, and just arrived at a small intersection, and disappeared.
Liu Ba couldn't help but look at the girl, beautiful, smiling, and looking at him with affection, looking interesting to him. However, he was still ashamed of himself, after all, his own conditions were not good, he really had no confidence, and he couldn't help but bow his head.
It didn't matter when he looked down, Liu Ba suddenly found that he didn't know when he put on the brand-name clothes, or new; what was even more inexplicable was that his arms had also become fine skin and tender flesh, and they were white. There was no mirror, there was a waterhole in front of him, and he pretended to wash his hands and used to look at himself.
It doesn't matter if he takes a picture, he is really reborn, handsome face, compelling temperament, and sentenced to two people before and after. Liu Ba almost jumped up happily, and he didn't expect that, like magic, he ushered in a gorgeous turn. He also knew that his IQ was not good, and at this moment, he suddenly felt that considering the problem was also suddenly open.
Liu Ba's confidence was full, and he quickly stood up and returned to the place where he had just sat. The girl, as always, still looked at him, gentle and lovely. Unfortunately, the two men wanted to talk and stopped talking, and they couldn't speak.
Since language communication is not good, he simply engages in some body language, closes his eyes, gently pulls the girl's hand over, rubs it to convey love, and experiences hard-won happiness. How to feel cool, cooler than ice cubes, Liu Ba couldn't help but open his eyes to see - where is the girl's hand, clearly a green snake, still squirming!
Liu Ba shouted in fright, wanted to run and could not run, so he threw away the snake and hit a roll. He rolled down from the bed, fell in pain, and woke up, and took a closer look, not a snake, but his own cowhide belt.
He was so upset that he couldn't help but wander the streets. Several people spoke at the mouth of the hutong, saying that the queen mother was fine in the morning, and that she would die when she died. After Liu Ba listened, he couldn't help but scold: "This damned princess, when she was alive, she told me that she was a daughter-in-law, and she fooled me with so much money; when she died, she became a ghost and teased me!" ”
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