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Mr. Qian Zhongshu's fifty most humorous and wise sentences

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Mr. Qian Zhongshu's fifty most humorous and wise sentences

Qian Zhongshu (November 21, 1910 – December 19, 1998), originally known as Yang Xian, was a Chinese poet. Later, it was renamed Chung Shu (锺書), the characters are silently preserved, and the number is acacia ju. He is a famous writer and literary researcher in modern China. He has deeply studied Chinese historiography, philosophy, and literary classics, and at the same time has never stopped reading and researching The new and old Western literature, philosophy, psychology, etc., and has authored a number of prestigious academic works.

Mr. Qian Zhongshu's fifty most humorous and wise sentences

01

There are only two kinds of people in the world. For example, when a bunch of grapes arrives, one kind of person chooses the best to eat first, and another kind of person saves the best for the last time. As a rule, the first should be optimistic, for every time he eats one of the best of the leftover grapes, the second should be pessimistic, for every time he eats one of the worst of the leftover grapes. But the truth is counterproductive, because the second kind of people still have hope, and the first kind of people only have memories.

02

For ugly people, it is cruel to look closely.

03

Rumors are faster than the flu, greater than the energy contained in meteors, more malicious than hooligans, and more heart-wrenching than miscarriages.

Mr. Qian Zhongshu's fifty most humorous and wise sentences

04

There is no accident in the world, it is just the inevitability of wearing makeup and masks.

05

Marriage is a besieged city, and people outside the city want to go in, and people in the city want to come out.

06

The man I love, I want to be able to occupy his whole life, he did not pass before he met me, leaving a blank waiting for me.

07

Love is mostly unsuccessful, either suffering from the boredom of eventually becoming a family member, or suffering from the sadness of not being able to finally become a family member.

Mr. Qian Zhongshu's fifty most humorous and wise sentences

08

The uneducated, because they are illiterate, are deceived by the superiors; the educated, because they are literate, are deceived by the printed.

09

To let people know that they have a secret, but not to let people know what kind of secret it is, and when they ask, let them guess, this is the vanity of human nature.

10

The viciousness of a loyal and honest person, like the grit in rice or the unfinished thorn in a bone fish fillet, will give people an unexpected pain.

11

Good things don't need you to remember, it will leave a deep impression.

Mr. Qian Zhongshu's fifty most humorous and wise sentences

12

Look far ahead, everything is sad.

13

No dreams, no feelings, the most primitive sleep of life, but also a sample of death.

14

It seems that it is always easy for us to ignore life in the moment and ignore many good times. And when all the time is wasted after being disappointed, you can take a certain paragraph out of memory, pat the dust deposited on it, and lament that it is the best.

Mr. Qian Zhongshu's fifty most humorous and wise sentences

15

Marriage does not need too great love, and not hating each other is enough to get married.

16

The Ming Dynasty is the long road, and it is a pity to take this time.

17

Travel is the most laborious, the most troublesome, the time when people are fully presented. People who have traveled hard for a long time and don't hate each other can make friends.

18

When two people are together, people will create rumors, just as two branches are close to each other, and the spider will hang a web.

19

Some people who have lost love will immediately turn their sadness like a rotten leg called Huazi, a bloody public exhibition, a mercy for people, or a matter of passing, like a warrior's golden sores, undressing instructions, and people are amazed.

20

The bustle outside the door is not my prosperity.

Mr. Qian Zhongshu's fifty most humorous and wise sentences

21

God would regret not adding a wagging dog's tail to a man, thus reducing the effect of an unknown number of expressions.

22

In universities, science students look down on liberal arts students, foreign Chinese students look down on Chinese literature students, Chinese literature students look down on philosophy students, philosophy students look down on sociology students, sociology students look down on education students, and education students have no one to look down on them, only to look down on Mr. in their own department.

23

Take a bath, look at a flower, eat a meal, if you feel happy, not all because the bath is clean, the flowers bloom well, or the dish is to your taste, mainly because you have no obstacles in your heart.

24

Between oneself and oneself, any stinky frame and bad temper can be done; the more intimate the smile, the more thoughtful the politeness, and the deeper the suspicion or resentment of each other. ...... In the time of quarrel, the first to open the mouth may not have the upper hand, and then the one who closes the mouth is considered victory.

25

Turning tolerance into enjoyment is the greatest triumph of the spirit over matter, and the soul can be autonomous or self-deluded.

26

We imagine that the grapes that cannot be picked are not only sour, but also likely to imagine that they are extremely sweet.

Mr. Qian Zhongshu's fifty most humorous and wise sentences

27

In front of the beloved man, every woman has the skill of rejuvenation.

28

A woman has the intelligence of a woman, as light and lively as her actions. Being smarter than this, learning is nothing more than sedimentary dregs. To say that a woman is talented is like praising a flower, saying that it weighs two pounds of cabbage sweet potatoes on the scale. A really intelligent woman never works hard to be a talented woman, she is only cleverly lazy.

29

The egg is already laid, so don't ask the hen how it was laid.

30

Thinking of you or missing you? We think of an unknown number of people a day, relatives, friends, enemies, and irrelevant people who have met. Really wanting someone, remembering him, hoping to get close to him, this is very rare. Personnel is too busy to allow us to concentrate and miss someone without interruption. The thoughts of our lives for the dearest ones add up to less than a point, and the thoughts are only glimpses and thoughts in him.

Mr. Qian Zhongshu's fifty most humorous and wise sentences

31

Some people, when they think about it, lose sleep; others, when they wake up, think wildly, and fall asleep in a daze.

32

Peers are the most inappropriate to get married, because each other is an expert, no one can coax anyone down, the husband will not inexplicably worship the wife, the wife will not blindly worship the husband, the foundation of marriage is not solid.

33

You're cynical in the big places, you're serious about the subsections, and the contradictions are ridiculous.

34

All pleasures belong to the spirit, although the cause of pleasure is physical material stimulation.

35

There are many scenes between heaven and earth that can only be seen after closing one's eyes, such as dreams.

36

I found that slapping a horse's ass is the same as falling in love, and there is no room for a third party to look at it coldly.

Mr. Qian Zhongshu's fifty most humorous and wise sentences

37

A person who is not crazy at the age of 20 is not out of the ordinary; when he is 30 years old, he is still crazy, and he is not out of breath.

38

Words are empty, and people are alive; it is not man who does what he says, but words that change with man.

39

Marriage is like a golden lacquered bird cage, the birds outside the cage want to live in, the birds inside the cage want to fly out, so the knot is separated, the knot is separated, and there is no innings.

40

Travel is a sexual encounter, and at the end we meet ourselves.

Mr. Qian Zhongshu's fifty most humorous and wise sentences

41

Many people talk about marriage, as if the tone is gay love, not looking at the girl herself, but envying her old son or her brother.

42

So we have compensation for each of our defects, miserly said to be economic, stupid to say honest, despicable to say flexible, talentless to say virtue. Therefore, there are no women in the world who think they are not cute, and there are no men who think they are inferior to others.

43

Ordinary people lie, mouth and eyes can not cooperate, mouth despite male nonsense, eyes cowardly dare not look at each other.

44

The thorn of life is here, nostalgic for what refuses to go fast, but what you do not linger on.

45

The ideal is not only a temptation, but also a satire, before it was done, he was a beautiful object, and after doing it, it became a cruel contrast.

Mr. Qian Zhongshu's fifty most humorous and wise sentences

46

Honestly, no matter who you marry, after marriage, you always find that you are not marrying the original person, but another one.

47

Long-term acquaintance does not accumulate into love, just like the daily climate in winter, you can't add today's temperature to yesterday's, so that tomorrow will accumulate into a warm spring day.

Mr. Qian Zhongshu's fifty most humorous and wise sentences

48

The meaning of a sentence, in the listener's heart, is often like a strange cat coming to the house, with no sound, and after a while of "meowing" a call, you will find its existence.

49

What he called "let her have three points" is not the "three points" of "three points of flowing water and seven points of dust", but the "three points" of "there are only three points of moonlight in the world".

50

We do not know whether pigs can be happy like men, but man will be easily satisfied like pigs, as we often see.

Mr. Qian Zhongshu's fifty most humorous and wise sentences

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