Sometimes you take the jokes made by women as jokes, you have already lost at the starting line, even if it feels like a joke, you have to peel back the cocoon, so as to go to the false truth, after all, cold jokes may still be a pun, women have a lot of difficult words, have to put on the cloak of jokes, so you don't misunderstand women, let alone misunderstand women.
First, you did not marry, I did not marry, it is better for us to make it up.
Women have already figured out your emotional background in advance, knowing that you have not yet married a wife, women will take the opportunity to complain to you that they can't marry and make similar jokes with you. As for whether the woman will be serious, depending on your position, if you strictly refuse, the woman will say jokes, so that you do not believe it; if you push half and half, neither directly reject, nor directly accept, the woman will wait for the opportunity to make more taste-heavy jokes with you. Jokes are like a combat tool that a woman can attack and retreat and defend, not only to avoid the embarrassment of being rejected by you, but also to flirt on the basis of your acquiescence or full promise.
Second, my meal is very large, I don't know which man can afford me?
Women will look for occasions to make corresponding jokes, and even if there is no ready-made corresponding occasion, women will create corresponding occasions. For example, if a woman often snacks in front of you, or ask you to invite her to dinner, the woman will eat while complaining to you. It is nothing more than a woman claiming that she can eat, but in fact, the woman wants you to say something like I raise you. Although women are not open and honest with you, in the gap between jokes, women have already secretly agreed. Talking to a woman about love requires a fit in terms of speech and behavior, and the more it fits, the more conducive it is to talk about love.
My parents asked me to go home for a blind date, but I want to love freely, what do you say I should do?
Women will discuss marriage matters with you, and will use a serious tone, do not know that it is the last showdown between women and you, if you do not perceive the woman's good intentions, women will love freely with men other than you even if they do not go home to kiss. Opportunities are precious because there are only one, and opportunities are often fleeting. In order to achieve tricks and tricks and leverage force, you can joke with women: why not let me be your boyfriend? At the very least, I know the roots better than the blind date, can I get the moon first near the water tower?
Conclusion: Women will not easily make meaningful jokes with men, women sometimes joke is still disguised as duplicity, even if the mouth is careless, the heart will also judge the situation, often use a way to maximize the interests in the love field.
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