1: National Day holiday, with a relatively simple girlfriend to go home together, just entered the house, dad saw us two stretched face pulled me aside and asked me: Who is this? I smiled and explained: My girlfriend, according to your old standards, female junior, hold the gold brick! Dad turned around and picked up the stool and smashed it, scolding: Lao Tzu is telling you to find a third year older, not a third round...
2: I have a small problem, I love to sweat, and the strange thing is that I can't walk out, and I can't stop coming out as soon as I stop. One day, it's not very hot, accompany your girlfriend to the mall. After walking all the way, I began to sweat when I entered the mall, and I couldn't stop blowing air conditioning. Just happened to pass by the counter selling jewelry, casually look, may sweat too fiercely, the salesman sister thoughtfully handed me a piece of facial paper. While saying, sir, it's all right, we can discount this list price...
3: Dude said that he went to the market today to find a fifty counterfeit currency, and also showed it to me, I have a bucket of ridicule, so fake money can be received, this IQ is also .... After Taunting, I took out two fifty pieces from my wallet and taught him to see the real money anti-counterfeiting, and after half a day of teaching, the brothers weakly said to me, how can these three pieces of money be the same number.
4: When I was in college, I chased a girl, she met her friend Sing K, and asked her to come out to dinner the next day. I clearly remember watching the movie that day and then going to dinner, because I was shy at the end of the month, so I casually ordered two dishes, and the girl left without eating two bites. I was also embarrassed to let her go alone, so I planned to send her, I didn't expect to go back for a walk just ten minutes away, she actually wanted to take a taxi, and I was still hungry and I didn't go back to eat...
5: When I was a child, one day my mother called a waste collector and took out a thick stack of waste books from under the bed and handed them to him. Dad saw it and found a book from a pile of scrap books as quickly as possible and said that the book could not be sold! Mom smiled sinisterly, snatched the book from Dad's hand, and found a few hundred-dollar bills from the book! I distinctly remember that night My father didn't eat dinner and went to bed early with his head covered.
6: Buy things for your parents, afraid that your parents will be upset about money, every time I say a cheap price. Yesterday I went back to my hometown and bought my dad a very high-end razor. My mom asked me: How much is this? I said casually: 40. My mother gave me a blank look, took a razor from my father's hand and sent it to me and said: Take it back and return it, tomorrow I will buy my husband a good razor.
7: The day before yesterday and colleagues went to the supermarket, said that for a long time did not buy meat to eat, so I went to see pork, the result of seeing the cheapest pork is more than eighteen pieces, colleagues on the spot exclaimed: "What's wrong with pigs, this is!" The master who sold meat smiled and said, "The pig is fine, it is a price increase." ”