Once upon a time, there was a rich man in Tong Jiazhuang, because the only son was stupid and stupid, in the words of the rich man of Tong, it was a "stuffy gourd, and the three flat burdens could not smash a fart", so they tried everything to find it

Once upon a time, there was a rich man in Tong Jiazhuang, because the only son was stupid and stupid, and in the words of the rich man of Tong, he said that he was a "stuffy gourd, and three flat burdens could not smash a fart", so he tried every means to find a daughter-in-law who could speak the Tao.

On this day, the matchmaker came to introduce that there was a Xiao girl in the neighboring village, who looked like a flower, that is, the housework was not very good, but the mouth was like a myna, the tongue was like a spring, and the export was a chapter. The rich man of Tong immediately agreed to this family affair. In his opinion, housework can not be done and can be learned, as long as it looks good and can speak the Tao.

Therefore, after several times of the matchmaker's zhangluo, the day of the happy event was set.

At that time, when the daughter-in-law married into the door and finished the church, she would go to the new house to "sit on the blessing". "Sitting Fu" is to fold the mattress three layers on the kang, put an axe wrapped in red paper underneath, and the new wife sits on the mattress. Neighbors, relatives and friends will go to the new house to see the daughter-in-law, and the more people prove that the owner's family is better.

Miss Xiao sat for less than two quarters of an hour, and there were dozens of people inside and out of the new house. When everyone was pointing and looking at the daughter-in-law, they listened to the sound of "boo", and the daughter-in-law let out a fart. Everyone was stunned for a moment, and then they shouted and shouted: "The new daughter-in-law will still fart, and the new daughter-in-law will fart..."

The new daughter-in-law listened, and her handsome face immediately turned red, and she suddenly stood up, pinched her waist with her hands, and angrily rebuked the onlookers, saying: "Fart is a worm, if you don't let go, you can't do it." Open-minded people can't send their lives. ”

These words soon reached the ears of the rich man Tong, who felt that his daughter-in-law had lost face for him, and afterwards called his daughter-in-law to the front to reprimand him. However, before Tong Cai finished training, his daughter-in-law said generously: "Fart is a gun, and everyone must release it." Why reprimand me, Daddy can really pretend. ”

When the rich man heard this, he was so angry that he didn't say a word for half a day.

The new daughter-in-law must cook the next morning when she marries home, and is called the King of The Stove. Aunt Xiao made paste at her first meal. The rich man tong looked at the black rice served on the table and said, "How did this rice become like this?" ”

Aunt Xiao said: "Japonica rice under the pot of white flowers, burn the fire to see that the pot is my mother." I wanted to complain about her, and I swallowed the words to my mouth. ”

As soon as the rich man heard that the old woman had burned the fire, he stopped squeaking. He had just taken a bite of rice, "clucking" a piece of sand, and grinned at the rich man.

He threw down his chopsticks and asked, "Who panned for rice?" ”

The Moon Maiden replied with a straight face, "I." ”

"Long eyes panting, can't see the sand?" The rich man scolded.

Miss Xiao said without anger: "The toads in the well, the maggots in the sauce, and the sand in the rice are the rules." ”

The rich man Tong was so angry that he didn't eat any food and left.

Aunt Xiao has been in Tong's house for more than two months, and in the blink of an eye, it is the season of warm spring and flowers. On this day, the rich man tong wanted to eat dog meat, so he bought a dog and hired someone to kill it. After killing the dog, the rich man Tong took the adults and children out to go out, and only Miss Xiao stewed dog meat at home.

The dog meat was stewed, and the man had not yet returned. Aunt Xiao has loved to eat dog liver since she was a child, and at this time, she couldn't help but swallow saliva when she looked at the steaming dog liver. She took the knife and cut a piece of the tip of the liver to eat, which led to the hungry worm, and she ate the whole dog liver in one or two places.

However, I did not expect that the rich man Tong also liked to eat dog liver the most, and after he led the whole family back, he boiled the wine and called his daughter-in-law to bring the dog liver to the table. When Miss Xiao heard this, her heart tightened, but she quickly thought of the words to deal with.

Only to see her cut a plate of dog lungs without hurrying, put it in front of the rich man Tong, and said: "The sea has no bottom, the sky has no edge, the cow has no upper teeth, and the dog has no liver." ”

When the rich man heard that his daughter-in-law was talking nonsense, the dog liver must have told her to steal it. He was just about to pick up the dog's lungs and throw them in her face, and then he thought again, stop it, who told him that he had to find a daughter-in-law who could speak the truth? Bear with me.

The rich man Tong was holding his breath, and then he saw his daughter-in-law smile and said: "The taste of good medicines in the world is bitter, and the wolf heart and dog lungs are a great supplement." If Daddy eats this dog's lungs, he will live to seventy-five. ”

The rich man listened and suddenly overturned the table. It turned out that the rich man Tong was still 56 days away from celebrating his 75th birthday, and according to his daughter-in-law, he had less than two months left to live.

The story title "The Daughter-in-law" is based on "Folk Tales"