What are some jokes that sound funny at first glance but are extremely frightening?
1. The college entrance examination is over.
Outside the examination room, a boy and a girl met, they were a couple, the girl cried and said: "The test questions are too difficult, the last two questions can not be done, I am afraid we will not be able to go to a school." ”
The boy dotingly stroked the girl's hair: "Little fool, I know you can't do it, so I deliberately didn't write those two questions." ”
The girl broke her nose and laughed.
After the start of the school, the boys entered the technical school and the girls were admitted to 211.
2, there are two little boys squatting on the wheat field, the red dress is called Mao Mao, and the green clothes are called balls.
The two of them huddled together to play marbles, playing, Mao Mao cried, he lost all the marbles, and was playing a rogue with the ball: "The marbles are returned to me!" ”
The ball was stronger than Mao Mao, and the rogue finally did not play it, and the ball roared: "If you lose, you have to admit it." ”
No way, Mao Mao bowed his head and left.
He only left for a little half a moment, and there was only one ball left in the wheat field, and Mao Mao cowered and walked back: "Ball ball? Let's swim! ”
The ball said, "Okay. ”
So the two men walked through the woods and stepped onto the old stone bridge, which was inaccessible to people.
There was running water under the old stone bridge, and Mao Mao stood at the head of the bridge and said, "I am at the head of the bridge, you go to the end of the bridge, we are two than diving, whoever jumps faster, who wins." ”
Ball said, "Good! ”
Before the words could be heard, the two children quickly stripped naked.
Mao Mao said, "I'm jumping!" ”
The ball also said, "I'm jumping!" ”
With a "boom" sound, the surface of the water stirred up a wave.
The ball jumped, the hair did not jump.
He quickly ran to the ball's clothes, took away all the glass beads, and fled in a hurry.
It's not a mischievous ghost playing with a companion story, it's a murder case.
In the water at the end of the bridge, Mao Mao secretly planted many bamboo sticks.
Qiu Qiu was killed on the spot.
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