1. I got a job as a security guard at home. Yesterday, I received a separate training from my uncle, the captain of the security team: "This is not a small company that does not enter the stream!" So! As long as you don't know, no one is allowed to come in. Got it? Strictly abide by this rule! If you can't, take the electric baton and burst him! Do you understand? "Got to know the old uncle!" I said confidently. The next day I was on duty, and except for my uncle, I was all suddenly knocked out. As a result, when the boss fired our grandfather, he was still excited when he spoke.
2. When I was in junior high school, I wanted to be a chef, after all, a cook - never unemployed. But I found that the boy I had a crush on actually applied for the animation major, so in order to make him fall in love with me for a long time, I gave up learning to cook, and also applied to the same major as him in the same school, and I didn't expect ah, he actually changed majors before the start of school and learned auto repair. Then my mind was snuffed out in the cradle.
![The world is changing fast, and in the past the birth of a baby had to be planned, and now the birth of a child is called the Virgin! In the last century, supernatural births were expelled and fined, and many dolls were snuffed out by family planning. Nowadays, the woman who gives birth to a baby is the greatest[fig]](data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAP///wAAACwAAAAAAQABAAACAkQBADs=)