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Hello Chinese Football Association! I'm going to apply to join the national football team, I'm here now
The salary is really not enough! I heard that the salaries of the national football team are all tens of millions of dollars a year, I
I want to jump ship to the national football team, the reasons are as follows!
1. I love eating seafood and I love sitting in the massage chair!
2. I can't win either!
3. I can't break through the opposing players with the ball either!
4 Facing the opposing goal, I certainly can't shoot in!
5 I can't catch the ball passed to me by my teammates, and I can't pass the ball to my teammates
6 On the pitch I also eat gum and scold the referee!
7. If I lose, it will be harder for me to play than the current national footballer in the media
After that, it's more natural than them!
8. If I lose the prize of 3 million, I will take it shamelessly, don't cut it
Tweet insults at our fans!
9 I have also played in Vietnam, but I can also get the Vietnamese prime minister to send red envelopes!
10 I would also get drunk the night before playing and drink as much as I did in the current one
A player!
11. The main thing is that I like that we have this iron rice bowl, and we don't do it anyway
Will be fired!
I hope the national football team can agree to my application, because I myself have been 200 years
Pounds of big fat! Definitely can't run, kick can't win, and thieves can eat seafood! I love football!
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