1, when I was in the second year of middle school, the class teacher was particularly fierce to us, and often scolded the students in the class, this year, taking advantage of the eleventh holiday, several old classmates contacted each other to invite the former class teacher to dinner, after the hotel, old

1, in the second year of middle school, the class teacher is particularly fierce to us, but also often scold the students in the class, this year to take advantage of the eleventh holiday, several old students contact each other to invite the former class teacher to dinner, after the hotel, the old students took turns to pour wine to the class teacher, the class teacher poured a lot of drunkenness, even people admit that they were wrong, seeing the old class like this, the brothers quickly slipped away,............ Later, the class teacher was detained for half a month for eating the Overlord meal.

2, ask a long-experienced friend, how can you stand in an invincible position in the winery, he told me to get yourself drunk first, and then when you wake up, they are almost drunk, and then you can drink them all. Last night, A friend went to drink together, and decided to get myself drunk first, and when I woke up drunk, I found that they had all run.

3, the weekend party, I took my daughter together, everyone was telling jokes during the banquet, it was my turn to tell jokes, just halfway through, there were already people laughing straight, and at the end, everyone laughed and turned the sky. Suddenly I heard intermittent "whining" and crying, I looked back to see that it was my daughter crying, I was busy asking what was wrong, only to hear my daughter whipping and saying: "You are good or bad, you are not allowed to laugh at my father." ”

4, the week before the party, I took my daughter to go together, everyone was telling jokes during the banquet, it was my turn to tell jokes, just halfway through, there were already people laughing straight, and at the end, everyone laughed and turned the sky. Suddenly I heard intermittent "whining" and crying, and when I looked back, it was my daughter who was crying, and I asked, "What's wrong?" Only to hear her daughter say, "You are good or bad, you are not allowed to laugh at my father." ”

5, Yu Minhong said: Before the emergence of Apple, Nokia accounted for about 30% of the mobile phone giant in China's world mobile phone market, and no one would think that including Nokia itself did not think that they could be overthrown and the so-called intelligent mobile phone was the first intelligent mobile phone created by Nokia

6, recently a lot of merchants discount promotions, a moment of impulse from the Internet to buy a folding mobile phone, the result of using within two days of the problem. Bargaining with the merchant finally agreed to give the return. Excited, I quickly flipped the box to find the filling to send back. Two regiments of newspapers filled the box. The transparent glue was wrapped in several layers, and the sweaty head finally fiddled with it. After half an hour, I took it away for the courier, closed the door and looked back and almost didn't cry. The box was taken away, and the phone was still on the table.

7, I have been oppressed by my wife for a long time, I really can't stand it, and decided to resist. But if you resist, the pocket money of one hundred yuan this month will be gone, so let's wait until we get the money! After taking the money, I suddenly turned my face and said, "My big masters, I want to sleep lazily today, cook and wash clothes or something, you go and get it yourself!" The wife sneered: "Yo, take the money and be bold, ah, want to cross the river and demolish the bridge?" Hey hey, the old lady has been guarding against your hand, giving you counterfeit money! "I was shocked, I just pulled it out to see clearly, but I was snatched away by my wife who couldn't cover my ears with a thunderbolt!"

8, play mahjong with friends, there is a girl who takes a picture with her mobile phone and then sends a circle of friends, saying that she is playing mahjong with friends. Then the three of us silently took out our phones and flipped through the circle of friends... Then everyone knew her cards...

9, the wife is dry sales, often there will be customers deliberately difficult, she is angry all day. Today, when my wife came home, she seemed to be scolded by the customer again, and she went home with a somber face. When he came back, he kicked over the trash can in the living room. Then without a word, he walked up to me: praise me. I glanced at her and replied: It's so cute that you're angry.

10, the younger brother learned excavators in Lanxiang, and now he can use the excavator to fry large plates of chicken, and he returned home during the holiday. After eating, my brother and I began to clean up, turned over an old box, and actually turned over 1,000 yuan. At that time, my parents were on the scene, and I thought it was the private money hidden by one of them. Unexpectedly, neither of us admitted that they hid it, and in the end, my brother and I shared 500 yuan.

11, Xiaoming received the summer vacation homework and complained to the teacher: "This is too thick!" Teacher: "Yeah, so how about I make it a quarter thinner?" Bob: "Okay. So the teacher turned to the end of the book and sharply tore off the reference answers.

12. When I was a freshman in high school, the same table was a beautiful and cute little girl, who often secretly wrote my name in a notebook. Once, after school, her notebook forgot to put it away, and I turned it over, wow, full of happiness, so many pages with my name written! Is she liking me, having a crush on me? In a few days, the class teacher transferred me to the last table, on the grounds that I smirked at the same table all day, which affected her study! Later, I learned that my table mate wanted to scold me and write my name on the notebook!

13. Ms. Guo's parents in Wuhan are retired teachers, and for more than 10 years, every time they go out, they put 100 yuan and a letter at home. In 2010, there was a thief who only took money and letters, and did not rummage through anything. Later, they raised the "pressure money" to 300 "I believe that human nature is good, and it will always be useful to pull it when he goes the wrong way." ”

14, my grandfather and my grandmother quarreled and quarreled, after the two people quarreled, did not speak for several days. On this day, Grandpa saw that the grandmother was still angry, so he took action. He rummaged through all the drawers and closets, got clothes, and stuff was everywhere. Grandma couldn't help it and asked, "What are you looking for?" Grandpa said, "Thank goodness, I'll hear your voice after all." ”