Hello everyone, I'm Cuckoo Mama~
When it comes to fatherly love, many people think of some joking words. For example, "Father's love is like a mountain, motionless", or "Father's love is like a mountain... Body Landslide".
In front of his children, the father has both a resolute and serious side and a straight man's side. Especially now that the network is developed, everyone takes the form of online chat to communicate. When parents and children talk to each other, the style of painting quietly changes.
For example, if you want to lie to your father, you just shouted "Daddy" and your father immediately picked up the stem: "I can't sing little stars." "I originally wanted to be close to my father, but I didn't want to be rejected."
There was no way, so I had to go straight to the main topic and tell my father that he had no money.
Unexpectedly, Dad's reaction was fast, unilaterally announcing that he had "given up custody". This Dad, are you serious?
The daughter saw that her birthday was approaching, and she wondered, how could her father send a birthday present? Choosing a day is not as good as hitting the day, Dad, can the gift be sent in advance to make the girl happy?
Why in advance? You can't live to that time?
Dad, you big straight man of steel, really too straight. The daughter was speechless for a moment.
Black is long and straight, with a side face, plus a wild leopard print cap. Tell me, am I beautiful?
Dad didn't want to think about it and lost a sentence: "Like a dog?" ”
You come out to me and tell me, which dog is leopard printed? yes?
The girl was angry at the side, but the father laughed out of the pig's cry.
When her daughter got into the car, she found that her beloved cookie Oreo did not bring it. Annoyed, Dad quickly comforted: "Girlfriend don't worry, we have already finished eating for you, rest assured." ”
What else can the girlfriend say, or give her father a fake smile?
The child was so busy with the exam that he didn't even have time to talk to his father. Seeing that your own children are so worried, as a father, you always have to do something to share the worries for your children.
Boy, take it easy, Daddy has found someone for you, it must be no problem!
When the child listened, my father actually had this ability? You can still find people. Who?
Guanyin Bodhisattva!
Dad, this person, the beginning is indeed not small, I thank you.
After not chatting with his father for a long time, he found that he was not even his good friend. The child worked hard to add his father, and before he could speak, his father knew how to turn around the living expenses.
The child had not yet had time to be moved, wanted to say a greeting or two, and as a result, he was deleted again.
It's not like being sent back to grandma's house by dad when he was a child, the car was not stopped, dad threw his bag and clothes out of the window, and then ran at a speed of 100 meters without looking back?
If there is a shrewd father, there must be a confused father. For example, this one, who has not seen his own child for a month, does not know where the baby has gone.
When I ran the wrong child's school when I was a child, it must be this confused father.
There is more than one confused dad. You see, when there is a disaster abroad, this father is confused, and he can't even distinguish between east and west, south and north.
It's time to ask for living expenses with the mother and queen, don't mention how happy it is. And is this queen shaking her hands and hitting one more zero?
Either way, you have to compliment this discerning queen first.
However, my mother does not eat this set, I just want him to take the money and leave quickly, don't hang around in front of your eyes, look at it and be annoyed.
Boy, you still have to go fast, and it may be too late to be a little later.
"I miss you", what a beautiful and affectionate word, how many people listened to it and felt beautiful in their hearts. However, for some parents, it is better to hear this sentence from their children less.
Why?
It's not yet time, don't think about me!
Child, don't ask "Is Daddy here", ask, you are out of money. Dad guessed right, the daughter really has no living expenses.
However, the father was not in a hurry, nor was he panicked, but instead covered his mouth and laughed. This laugh, replaced by a girlfriend panicked.
Dad, what are you laughing at?
Silly child, you have no money, Daddy will go to find a rich girl.
Father's love came unexpectedly. Surprised, not surprised? Children must be suspicious: Am I biological?
While chatting with her father, my daughter said something strange: "Why do I always feel my scalp tight?" "My daughter is confused and a little uneasy.
Unexpectedly, Dad God mended the knife: "That's because you are too fat, bracing!" ”
Say broken is not broken, this father, daughter does not want face?
One dad was particularly upset with his children:
Other people's parents send a circle, and the child will praise and reply to a comment. You're fine, every time I circle with your mom, you don't listen or ask. It's been so many years since I raised you.
In order to prove his innocence, the child had to send a picture to prove it: You have all blocked me, what can I see?
I am most afraid that the air will suddenly be quiet...
The daughter showed off to her mother, saying that she was not thin, but she had gained a lot after drinking milk tea. I thought that my mother would be deeply pleased, but I didn't expect that she sent an article with the speed of lightning and the speed of stealing the bell.
Milk tea is so harmful, do you dare to drink?
Frightened, I silently ordered a cup of milk tea and suppressed the shock.
Dad quietly asked Mom: "Our girlfriend is smirking at the screen when she has nothing to do, is she in love?" ”
Mom questioned, can she still fall in love?
Dad hurrys to speak for his daughter, but don't look down on our daughter, why can't she have an object?
Mom hates iron not steel, does not help her blind date, this life still expects her to meet love?
Say good "happy life of two people", why add me to it? Add it in, even if you can say something nice, I am not invisible. Why can't I meet love?
This pair of parents must have been deliberate!
Cuckoo Mom said:
If you want to ask the child, what kind of parents do you like. I think there will be a lot of children answering: humorous parents.
If parents are usually too serious, it will inevitably bring pressure to children, and there is easy to have a generation gap between parents and children. When the child grows up, the communication between the two sides will be less and less, and the parents will feel that the child is getting farther and farther away from them.
Funny, light-hearted and humorous parents will make children feel that their parents are more like friends. Children are happy to share what they have with their parents.
May we always show our humorous and funny side when facing children. In this way, life can be easier~
I don't know, what is the mode of getting along between your parents and children?
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