Companions are like companions of tigers, at the king's side, the slightest carelessness will bring misfortune out of the mouth, and many times, you speak without heart, and the king listens to the intention.
The first, Han Xin who took advantage of the fire to rob
In 203 BC, Han Xin had just taken the State of Qi, so he could not wait to write to Liu Bang to ask for credit, and the letter was very sincere: "The State of Qi is cunning and changeable, capricious, I am worried that he will rebel, it is better to set up a false king to scare them." Liu Zong, I see that you are quite busy, or I will be a little tired, when this fake Qi king. ”
Of course, han xin's invitation to merit is not excessive, and the merit of pacifying the Qi family is the greatest, and on the merits and rewards, it should be crowned king. But Liu Zong's side always did not move, and Han Xin wanted to urge Liu Zong to hurry up and crown the king.
Han Xin
When Mr. Liu saw the letter, he was immediately furious. Why?
Because At that time, Liu Bang was fighting with Xiang Yu, and the fight was fierce. It was Liu Bang who was beaten, and the nosebleed from the beating was direct. He was waiting for his younger brother Han Xin to come over and help him.
As a result, Han Xin offered to become the King of Qi. This is why Han Xin is not good at speaking, and the implication of this sentence is: "If Liu Zong establishes me as the King of Qi, I will not help you!" ”
Liu Bangqi's nosebleed, said: His mother's, the eldest brother was beaten like this, Han Xin that boy did not come to help, even if he took advantage of the fire to rob, and I asked for credit here.
"Oh, who kicked me in particular" The person who got the black foot was Zhang Liang, why did Zhang Liang kick Liu Bang? Liu Bang himself knew it in his heart.
Liu
Liu Bang's painting style suddenly changed, "Well, my elder brother Han Xin has worked hard and done a lot, and if he wants to be a false king, he will be a true king, and if he seals Han Xin as the true king of Qi, he will be sealed immediately." Liu Bang shouted.
Han Xin became the King of True Qi, and his heart was beautiful, Liu Zong was still my good Liu Zong, and others were redundant.
In a few days, Xiang Yu sent someone to talk to Han Xin about cooperation and wanted to divide the world with him. Han Xin said no, I have signed a contract with Mr. Liu.
Later, a man named Pu Tong advised Han Xin to stand on his own, otherwise it would be dangerous. Han believed it or not, saying that I was so good to Liu Zong, and Liu Zong would not fail me.
Seven years later, Because Han Xin was not good at talking, he was beaten to death by a group of palace ladies commanded by Lü Hou in the bell room of Changle Palace.
The second, Geng Zhi's Xu You
People with upright personalities are often unlucky. For example, Xu You of the Three Kingdoms.
One day, Xu You met Cao Cao by chance, opened his mouth and said, "Ah Qi, without me, you can't get Jizhou." ”
It's a bit arrogant to say, but so is the truth.
Xu You
Ah Qi is Cao Cao's nickname, and the name Ah Qi fully reflects the good relationship between Xu You and Cao Zong.
During the Battle of Guandu, Cao Cao and Yuan Shao fought fiercely. Yuan Shao's strength was strong, and Cao Cao was a bit unable to hold back.
At this time, Xu You, who had originally worked at Yuan Shao's office, jumped ship and came to Cao Zong's company.
Cao Zong heard that Xu You had come to run, and he didn't even wear shoes, so he ran out to greet him. He said happily: "The son is far away, and great things can be accomplished!" ”
Xu You asked Cao Zong, how much surplus grain do you have in your family? Cao Cao said: What about another year? Xu You said: Don't blow Cao Zong.
Cao Zong finally handed over the bottom, and there was one day left.
Xu You said, I have a plan, you go and burn Yuan Shao's military food, everyone is hungry to fight, Cao Jun's fat reserves are thick, and he will definitely win.
It was because of Xu You that Cao Cao unified the north.
So much so that later Xu You said that Cao Cao could not get Jizhou without him, which was completely sincere, and there was no water in it.
Cao Cao said, "Yes, it's just too right, I agree with both hands." ”
What Cao Cao thought in his heart was: You Xu You are arrogant, Lao Tzu cut you, can you distinguish between big and small kings?
This xu zi is still straight, and never makes a joke.
Once, when I went out of the east gate of Yecheng City, I said to my classmates, "This family can't enter this door without me." ”
Honestly, big truth.
Cao Cao finally couldn't bear it anymore and directly cut Xu You.
With a bear and tiger like Cao Cao, you must not speak human words, but speak the words of the animal kingdom.
The third place, the raised bar king Kong Rong
During the Three Kingdoms period, there was a person who never told lies and clichés, and this person was Kong Rong.
Kong Rong was quite well-behaved since he was a child, and he knew that Kong Rong, who grew up, was the king of the Three Kingdoms and was able to find a ballast.
The existence of Kong Rong made Cao Cao unhappy for more than ten years.
One year, catching up with natural disasters, the grain harvest was not good, and Cao Cao, as a minister, naturally asked everyone to brew less Maotai and save some grain.
Cao Cao thought that his proposal was very good, and waited for the ministers to praise him. As a result, Kong Rong said: "Cao Zong, the King of Shang was lustful, so the country was destroyed, you simply banned marriage." ”
Cao Cao
This also makes some sense, choking Cao Cao is speechless. Cao Cao nodded his praise, Lao Kong, you are really right.
Cao Cao's heart must have turned the river upside down, and his face was green. He wanted Kong Rong to disappear from his eyes immediately.
Another time, Kong Rong, the king of the bar, barged Cao Cao again.
At the Battle of Guandu, after Cao Cao defeated Yuan Shao, he gave Yuan Shao's daughter-in-law Zhen shi to Cao Pi.
Kong Rong commented: King Wu cut down the silk and gave it to the Duke of Zhou with his own.
Cao Cao listened, very interested, King Wu defeated the King of Shang, and also gave Dai Ji to the Duke of Zhou? Why don't I know? Which book are you watching?
Kong Rong said, I am also blindly guessing, based on the current events, they should have done this before.
Cao Cao, who had always been bad at talking, had nothing to say.
In 208 AD, Kong Rong was hacked to death by Cao Cao with a knife, and the world was finally quiet.
Hole melting
Fourth place: Ji Gang who can observe the color of speech
The Ming Dynasty had an emperor who spoke deeply, called Ming Chengzu Zhu Di.
One day, Zhu Di was reviewing the recital, and suddenly said to the Jinyi guard next to him: Xie Jin is still there.
Xie Jin was a minister of the Ming Dynasty who used to raise bars with Zhu Di and was now being held in prison by Mianyi Wei.
On the same day, Jin Yiweidu commanded Ji Gang to ask Zhu Di to check the list of prisons. Zhu Di saw Xie Jin's name and said this.
Zhu Di
"Xie Jin is still there?" What does this sentence mean? Is it in or out? It's puzzling!
If Ji Gang didn't think about it, he would definitely answer like this: Lao Xie is in prison, he is very good, he can eat and sleep, and his ideological transformation is almost over, if you agree, I will let him go.
Ji Gang, pawn.
In fact, he did not answer Zhu Di, but after returning to prison, he asked Xie Jin to drink a meal of wine, and buried Xie Jin, the first talent of daming, in the snow while he was drunk.
"Xie Jin is still there", this sentence means "Xie Jin is not dead yet".
Mangfu can only be strong for a while, and only wisdom is the long-term way to survive.