Every day there are heart-warming little jokes:
1, a foreign couple opened a private hospital in China, once I had a cold, to prescribe some medicine, after paying the bill, the foreigner and I chatted idly and told me that he had a nice Chinese name: Sima Dang. Or a compound surname. His wife's name is Homai. They were all chosen by his friends. I listened to it as if it were: the harmonic sound of a dead horse as a live horse doctor, I praised the level, and the foreigner gave me a thumbs up and praised me for my knowledge
2, to pick up my sister from school, her class teacher let me go to the office. As soon as I entered the door, the teacher said: Your child speaks very well in Northeast China, I heard that you taught it? Translate Why look at me. The whole class translated why they were looking at me. Only your children translate it to me as "what do you see"...
3, friends often travel, once before sitting in the car afraid of falling asleep, they used a mineral water bottle to fill the tea with, the car suddenly braked during the driving process, his bottle of tea flew out, rolled in the aisle, many people are looking at this bottle, because the internal liquid yellowing and foam, friends are extremely embarrassed, do not want people to misunderstand, just pick up and drink a few sips, leaving a frightened look on the side
4, chatting in the laboratory, a girl said: "I want to marry a rich husband." Another said, "Me too." Then I interjected curiously: "Do you want to do it when you have money?" I thought I would talk about shopping for beauty and buying jewelry, but I didn't expect the two girls to have their eyes lit up and excitedly discussed: "If you have money, you can do research freely!" "Yes, if you want any reagents, let your husband buy them."
5, and the husband went home to eat, the father in charge of the kitchen and the mother laid hands, the two people from time to time to turn their ears, whispering! I looked enviously at a handful of old and loving parents in the back and said to my husband: Will we be like this when we are old in the future? Endless love words! My husband looked at me hesitantly and said: I just heard them say, you are married, you don't know how to take the handle when you come back, you are getting lazier and lazier, and I don't know how I can stand you...
6) God created a man and sent him to earth. It didn't take long for the man to come back to God and say, "I need someone to spend the night with me." So God created a wife for him. But just after a while, the man came back and said, "I need someone to watch the sunrise and sunset with me." "God created a lover for him. Unexpectedly, within a few days, this man came to the door for the third time and said, "I need someone to be by my side all the time." Then God created a computer for him.
7, Mr. Chen took his daughter to the mall, scattered, Mr. Chen looked around, heard the radio: "Chen XX children, your mother is waiting for you at the service desk on the 1st floor, please after hearing the broadcast..." Mr. Chen wondered, why is this child's name the same as his own? Go to the first floor and look at it, where is your daughter waiting? Asked: "Why don't you say Mr. Chen XX, your daughter is waiting for you on the first floor?" The daughter said, "I'm afraid that some bad guys will hear about it and pretend to be my parents and forcibly abduct me..."
8, blind date, as soon as the woman sits down, she rolls up her sleeves, reveals a large tattoo on her arm, and then lights a cigarette, squints and swallows the mist... The man was originally very nervous, when he saw the woman like this, he suddenly relaxed, he cocked his orchid finger, and took out the cross stitch from the bag...
9, finally married, the daughter-in-law looks beautiful, not to mention, the car was bought by the mother-in-law, the villa was also bought by the mother-in-law, I did not spend any money. The chapel began quite smoothly, that is, when he was finally sent to the cave room, he took his daughter-in-law up the stairs, and his feet slipped and woke up.
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