1. On the Nai Ho Bridge, a boy has drunk eighteen bowls of the Icon of Meng Po Soup. Meng Po saw it and stopped: Enough, don't drink it. The boy cried and blushed, looked at Meng Po, yelled at Meng Po,

1. On the Nai Ho Bridge, a boy has drunk eighteen bowls of the Icon of Meng Po Soup. Meng Po saw it and stopped: Enough, don't drink it. The boy cried and blushed, looked at Meng Po, and yelled at Meng Po, but I still haven't forgotten her! Meng Po said, but she just drank a bowl and forgot about you. Do you remember what she looked like? The boy replied crying, and of course I remembered that she had a scar on her face that I would never forget. Meng Po said another bowl. The boy gradually fell asleep after drinking. Meng Po looked up at the sky. She nodded slightly, tears streaming from her eyes. A gust of wind blew away the veil on Meng Po's face, revealing a scar...

2. Bought something online, thought about teasing the courier brother, and changed the recipient to a great name. The recipient's name was written by the emperor, who waited for a long time, and finally the courier arrived. The brother who waited for the courier said, "Emperor, your courier." Unexpectedly, he asked, "Whose courier is it?" All I could say was, "Take the emperor's." The courier brother gave me a sentence: "Oh, my father-in-law is so young!"

I've liked the company secretary for a long time, and today I confessed to her, so he asked a question. You ate 6/10 and I ate 4/10. How much should I pay? After thinking about it, I want to answer: 40 yuan, too simple. At least I graduated from Tsinghua University, how can I be overwhelmed by such simplicity? The little secretary shook his head and said, Hey, you deserve it. You can't always look for a girlfriend. Tell me, folks, what am I doing wrong? Why did she say I couldn't find a girlfriend?

My ex-wife once had a caesarean section and she hid it from me. I was very angry when I found out that I had divorced her despite my family's objections. A few days later, I hooked up with a single female colleague at the company. On our wedding day, she brought a vial. It is said that every time she cried, she would drop a drop of water into the bottle. If one day, the bottle is full and the heart must die, it will leave me without hesitation. Last week, I secretly poured two spoonfuls of water into the bottle, but my wife saw...?

5. In the morning, chat with your wife while eating breakfast. Me: I had a dream last night. Daughter-in-law: What did you dream about? Me: I dreamed that you were wearing high heels. Daughter-in-law: Ha, I want to buy a pair of high heels today, and I am a little worried about not being able to wear them. It seemed like a sign to God that I had to buy them. Me: You listen to me. I dreamed that those high heels were kneeling and begging me to save her life, otherwise it would fall at your feet, and it would never last a day! "

6. My wife took out 200,000 shares behind my back, and the result was all losses. There was no way, I could only sell the Volkswagen Treasure I had just bought and make up for this pit. In the morning, I take the subway to work. On the subway, there was a nice little sister sitting across from me. She was often nauseous. I thought it was motion sickness, but I didn't have tissues on me. So, I took out the handkerchief in my bag and asked with concern: Girl, are you motion sick? The girl waved her hand and said, big brother, I beg you, please put on the mask, you are too good at deceiving people...?

7. Old Zheng lives next door to Lao Wang's house, and the two families have a good relationship. Old Zheng went to work in the morning and met Lao Wang downstairs to send his son to school. Seeing his son crying, he asked what had happened. Lao Wang said: Little King, I beat you because you will play or not do homework. Then I left with my son. At this time, Old Zheng suddenly shed tears. When others saw him, they asked him what had happened. He said: Nothing, sometimes I cry when I see the wind.

8. I went to the United States to study, married a foreign wife, and then took her to settle in China. On this day, I told my daughter about the origin of the species. Humans evolved from apes. My wife interrupted me and said that man was created by God. At the time, my daughter was in conflict. The wife said, "Honey, in fact, that's the way it is. Simply put, Mom's family was created by God, while your dad's family was transformed from apes. ”

9. Last year my mom gave me a SI order that if I didn't bring anyone home, I wouldn't be allowed to enter the house. So I spent 500 yuan to refill the cup, rented a girlfriend and went home to deal with the family's affairs. The family was very happy to see this fake girlfriend and gave her various gifts. After sending her off at the end of the year, she said to me: Why don't we just do it! Me: Did you get moved? She said: No, I can't bear to pay back these gifts!?

10. A week ago, my boyfriend me off and I sent him to sleep on the couch, but I wouldn't let him touch me. This time, it was completely unexpected. A week passed, and I didn't see him knocking on the door at night. I can't get him back to his room to sleep, can I? At twelve o'clock that night, he finally couldn't resist letting me open the door. I pretended to be angry and shouted, "No! No. Just don't open it! Boyfriend: "What do you mean by hiding my quilt?"