Every day a smile 1, cousin on the 18th birthday, the second uncle gave him a Porsche, so the cousin went to learn a driver's license. Today, after practicing subject three, the coach asked him: "Is your family very rich?" "Cousin

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1, the cousin had his 18th birthday, the second uncle gave him a Porsche, so the cousin went to learn a driver's license. Today, after practicing subject three, the coach asked him: "Is your family very rich?" The cousin was surprised and said modestly: "No, a well-off family!" The cousin could not contain his curiosity and asked the coach, "How did you see it?" The coach said: "You can tell it from driving." The coach saw that his cousin was still a little confused, so he said: "Such a wide road is your family, and you can drive wherever you want to go in the east and west!" The cousin said, "Coach, are you praising me or hurting me?" ”

2, when I first went to college, the first time I stayed up all night in the Internet café outside the school, I asked the beautiful network administrator: "How much is the night?" Beauty Netmaster: "Pack Night 800." I was shocked: "How can it be so expensive?" Beauty Webmaster: "Sorry, Bag Night Internet 20." I seemed to understand something and said, "It's all right, come and give you money." The beauty network manager took 800 yuan and smiled at me charmingly, and I opened forty machines in the whole Internet café that night...

3. Worked in Zhongtong Express for one month and paid a salary of 20,000 yuan. After work, I immediately ran to a clothing store to buy clothes. I looked at a dress and asked for the price, and the owner said, "80!" As soon as I heard that it was so cheap, the hostess immediately yelled: "80? Why don't you sell 30 to people! Boss: "Oh, 20 I am willing!" It turned out that the two people quarreled, I was going to leave, but I didn't expect the boss lady to say: "Just send it directly, come, take it!" "I was confused, what is the situation?

4, take a friend's car back to Shanghai, the service area supermarket hotel is not open! My friend took a rice cooker from the trunk and my friend told me to take it. In front of everyone in the service area, I felt very embarrassed, and my face was a little hot! But when we eat rice from the rice cooker, it is accompanied by chili sauce brought from home. I heard a few guys eating instant noodles behind me, and they heard a flurry of salivating sounds.

5. When I was in college, I worked part-time as a network manager in an Internet café. One night on the night shift, three people came in the middle of the night, a man and two women, one of whom was a couple. After a while, the man played the game as if he had killed 5, and a woman came to buy milk tea to celebrate. I had just made two cups and the woman said to me, "Wait, give me the milk tea!" I said: I haven't sealed it yet!! She said: It's okay, I'll add something and seal it again!! Then I saw her take a bottle of old mom out of her bag, pour it into one of the cups and say: Show your love!! Show your love!! After finishing it, he handed me the milk tea and said, "Okay, seal it...

6. At lunchtime, I heard two girls next to me angrily say: "I don't answer his phone, and I don't reply to the text message." I obviously didn't come when I was at home, and I said I came yesterday, and I waited for him at home for a whole day. His eyes were red and he had cried. Another said, "Don't look for him, I guess I just won't answer your phone." "I think this boyfriend is like this, play missing can't do it." Finally, she said: "Today I will complain if I don't send it again, and I don't need xx express delivery anymore." ”

7, the ex-wife in order to live in the sea view villa, remarried to a 50-year-old rich man. In order to take care of my little daughter, I have not looked for a partner. When I came home from work last night, my daughter said to me, "Daddy, give you candy!" I was particularly touched, thinking that the child understood things, I: "Thank you for my good girlfriend." The daughter smiled and said, "Is it delicious?" Me: "Of course it's delicious, it's all sweet to the heart." Daughter: "Really fake, why does our dog always spit out?" "Me:"

8, Valentine's Day night out to watch a movie, the front row of a man and a woman kissing, but also made a sound, I said: "Can you be quieter?" The man turned his head and said, "Brother, can you handle it?" See if you don't have a girlfriend yet, right? I asked him, "Brother, have you ever experienced despair?" Then he said to the woman next to him, "Daughter-in-law, you tell him." ”

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