1. The wife went to take a bath, and the husband suddenly saw that his wife's mobile phone was lit, and he was curious to look at it. It was the wife and the mother-in-law who were chatting, and the wife said to the mother-in-law, "Today I work during the day."

1. The wife went to take a bath, and the husband suddenly saw that his wife's mobile phone was lit, and he was curious to look at it. It was the wife and the mother-in-law who were chatting, and the wife said to the mother-in-law: "Today I was depressed during the day, I had a quarrel with my colleagues, and I wanted to get angry with my husband and beat him up a few times." The mother-in-law said, "Don't make a fuss for no reason." "The husband is very happy, think about it or the mother-in-law hurts the son-in-law, the heart is beautiful." Just thinking, his mobile phone also has a text message came in, he looked, it turned out to be sent by the mother-in-law, she wrote: "Today your wife is not in a good mood, you turn over her old account, let her get angry and beat you a few times out of anger ..."

2. In the afternoon, when I was in a meeting with the staff, the teacher called me into the school. Let me see the essay written by my girlfriend, "Speak to the Teacher from the Heart". I opened the first page and saw my girlfriend write: "Teacher, you are not pretty, the class is also general, there is no time to find a boyfriend, and no one will want it if you delay it any longer!" Girls still have to find a reliable marriage is the right thing. "I apologized to the teacher after reading a strong one. The teacher said expressionlessly: "Don't be in a hurry to apologize, there is still another page on the next page!" "Teacher, if you don't hate me, I'll tell you about my father, who has been clamoring to divorce my mother!" ”

3. Some time ago, my rich second-generation friend had a girlfriend who often ordered takeaway food for her in the middle of the night. I advised him: What if you are so good to her now, and you can't do this every day in the future? However, the friend just laughs and does not speak. Last night, I borrowed his mobile phone to buy a ticket, and suddenly saw the news of the takeaway brother: a few days ago, I looked at Su Yan and still alive, tonight she tied her hair up, and that big face was bigger than P shares!

4. The girlfriend found a rural boyfriend, and the two were together within a few days. It didn't take long for the girlfriends to get pregnant, and there was no way for them to get married quickly. Once the girlfriend and the boyfriend quarreled, the girlfriend yelled at the boyfriend: you want a car without a car, you want a house without a house, you want money without money, you have no appearance and no height, what do you take to tie me up? The boyfriend was calm, and the cloud lightly replied: Dog chain!

5. The brother-in-law's college entrance examination results came out, 326 points. The brother-in-law said: "Dad, I scored 326 points, how are you going to reward me?" The old man smiled and said, "Great son, I reward you with a big fragrant kiss." After saying a fierce kiss on the brother-in-law's face, the brother-in-law was very unhappy, and complained: "Lie to me again, there is no practical, what is the use of the kiss, stink to death." The old man smiled triumphantly, "Didn't you smell it?" It's an authentic kiss, with a smell of smoke and wine, and a strong smell of garlic! ”

6. I went to the Color Drift Shop to buy Da Le Tou and met an alumnus of Huazhong University of Science and Technology. She was seen holding the hand of a woman with a child in her arms. I immediately stepped forward to say hello: Yo, when did you get married, the children are so old, they really look like you!? The faces of the two were a little embarrassed, especially panicked, and the alumni laughed a few times and left their phone numbers. I said, "Then you should go, I have something to do." Alumnus: Okay, let's call. I had just turned around and walked a few steps when I suddenly heard the woman say, "Brother-in-law, what should I do now!?" #Funny Strip##Funny#"

7. One of my classmates' girlfriends recently followed a colleague of his, and I've reminded him of this many times. But he always ignored it, and he didn't care. I was angry for him, so I scolded him: Are you stupid, you stupid pig. It wasn't until the day he got married that I didn't know I was a stupid pig. My classmate married his colleague's sister...

8. After reading the novel "Water Margin", I was attracted by the plot of Wu Song fighting the tiger. He drank eighteen bowls of wine in Jingyang Gang and beat the evil tiger to death. I checked on the Internet, the ancient wine is below 10 degrees, eighteen bowls is only three pounds. It turned out that Wu Erlang drank 3 bottles of beer, and he was drunk and crazy, daring to fight the tiger. I fell into deep doubts and began to doubt life...

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