The second generation of the rich went on a blind date, and the girl asked, "Do you have a sports car?" Fu Er Dai scratched his head: "This is not true, my family only has SUVs" The girl scorned: "Then you are still a rich second generation,

The second generation of the rich went on a blind date, and the girl asked, "Do you have a sports car?" The rich second generation scratched his head: "This is not true, my family only has SUVs" The girl scornfully said: "Then you are still a rich second generation, let's forget it." Out of the door, the girl saw Fu Er Dai walking straight to a Maserati sports car and the girl ran over breathlessly, and said, "Hate, don't you mean you don't have a sports car, what is this!" Fu Er Dai said, "Isn't this just an SUV?" The girl looked at him, suddenly realized, shook her head and walked home, the girl's mother scolded: "Are you stupid, the rich second generation you still can't see, what do you want." The girl said helplessly: "You just say that his height, look at the car is an SUV, I don't want to be with him." "

2. The brother-in-law and his sister are engaged and buy a new house in Tomson Yipin, which is 100,000 yuan. Unexpectedly, the mother-in-law transferred 100,000 yuan to her brother-in-law with Alipay the next day. So the brother-in-law bought a house of 1800,000, and also bought 2 large toy pigs wrapped in bamboo charcoal, and put them on the sofa to absorb formaldehyde. One day, Dad and Mom came to visit the house. The second elder sat on the sofa drinking tea, and his mother suddenly asked: "This new house has formaldehyde, have you put anything to suck it?" Need to buy greenery? The brother-in-law said without hesitation: "Yes, there are two pigs sitting on the sofa helping to take drugs..."

3. The brother-in-law became the manager, invited me to the bar to drink at night, and finally came home drunk. Sleeping until midnight, I felt a sudden sharp pain in my head, and then I woke up. When I opened my eyes, I saw my wife touching my head with her hand beside me, carefully taking care of me. My wife asked me with concern, "Honey, do you remember me?" Do you know who I am? Me: "Stupid, you're my wife how could I not remember!" The wife immediately breathed a sigh of relief: "Well, just now I kicked you to the ground, and your head broke." ”

4. The father-in-law who was in charge of the coal mining plant received a pension of 2.5 million yuan after retirement. He simply used the money to open a food store when he was idle. Since there is no experience in placing goods, some food is placed very high. On this day, a customer enters the store and asks for a bucket of Cobik potato chips. The father-in-law took out a folding ladder and took a bucket of Cobiks, put the ladder away, and settled the account to find change. As a result, the customers behind them also wanted a bucket of Kebik, and the father-in-law took out the ladder again and took a bucket of Kebik. At this time, another customer came in, and the father-in-law stood on the ladder and asked: Do you also want a bucket of Kebik? The customer said: No. After taking out the popcorn to settle the account, the father-in-law asked the third customer: What do you want? The customer said: I want two barrels of Cobik. The father-in-law fainted on the spot.

 5. The chairman promoted me to project manager, but did not tell me that I was going to be transferred to a foreign country. In desperation, I had to agree to the transfer, and in order to reassure my parents, I took them to the city where they worked for a few days. We came to the beach, I imitated my idol, jumped in front of a big rock on the beach, and asked my mother to help me capture a cool scene of me in mid-air. As a result, the soles of my feet slipped and I lay directly on the rock, losing half of my front teeth. Then my mother captured the scene of me lying on the stone on all fours, and when she got home, she still took the picture and showed it everywhere. I don't know if I'm biological, I feel so tired!

6. A girl in the factory, usually has a good relationship, likes to mess with me, often jumps up and messes up my hair. That time, I was trained by my supervisor for overtime at night, and I was in a bad mood. When I got to the factory gate, I met the girl again, and she messed up my hair as usual. I got angry and chased after her, she giggled and ran to the cul-de-sac on the right side of the factory entrance. In the dark corner of the cul-de-sac, I grabbed her, and she turned back, her face flushed. I stepped forward and wrapped my arms around her........., then..., and then an over-the-shoulder fall, and with a thud, she fell heavily to the ground. The next day, she quit her job and left...

7. During the Spring Festival, I went home with my wife for the New Year, and she wanted me to go out and buy some fruit. The wife asked again: Is it going to go or not? I looked at the phone and didn't lift it: don't go, don't go. Wife: Okay, I'll let your mother beat you. After saying that, I saw that her eyes slowly turned red, and after a while tears filled her eyes, and then she gave herself a slap. Then crying to find my mother: your son beat me! The mother who was cooking came out directly with the spatula. If I hadn't run fast, that thing would have left a mark on my body.

8. After graduating from junior high school, I have not seen my classmates for more than ten years. I went to a class reunion today and I was accidentally half an hour late. The class leader smiled and said, "When you graduated, so many boys gave you gifts, how many do you remember?" "I recognized it for half a day, and none of them were on the number. Seeing a male classmate keeping his head down, I immediately shouted, "Wang Er Dog!" Don't think I don't know you if you keep your head down! When I graduated, everyone else gave me a card gift to say goodbye affectionately, and you hit me in the mouth and ran away! I remember you for the rest of your life! ”

9. My girlfriend used to be my manager, she gave me a Cartier watch, I only agreed to be with her, after we were together she asked me to quit smoking, otherwise I would break up with me. I felt very ridiculous, so I lit a cigarette and smoked it in front of her: "You see, I can't live without the cigarette, I am still as dashing as I am without you, you will light me." The girlfriend got angry and said, "That's what you said." I nodded, and the girls who said this to me went, which time it was not the last time to compromise with me. As a result, I was expelled the next day, and now I don't even have the money to buy cigarettes, and I really can't live anymore.

10. A few years ago, I took a train from Guangdong to Beijing, and bought a soft sleeper ticket in order to have a good rest environment. I didn't expect to find a sleeper, and suddenly found that the opposite side was actually a beautiful woman, which was very eye-catching. In the middle of the night, I slept soundly, and suddenly I was woken up by a beautiful woman, saying that she was cold. I was very helpless to listen to it, and I could only cover her with a quilt. However, she covered two quilts and still shouted that she was cold. Seeing that I didn't speak, he actually looked at me with a grudge and said: Every time it is cold, my mother will hold me for warmth! I was stunned, understood, went up to slap, angrily said: In the middle of the night, do I have to jump off the train to find your mother?

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