1． The lady boss was at home having a private meeting with her lover, and unfortunately the boss was returning, and she hid her lover in the closet. The boss asked what she was doing? She said she was sleeping, and then the boss started doing the right thing with his wife

1． The lady boss was at home having a private meeting with her lover, and unfortunately the boss was returning, and she hid her lover in the closet. The boss asked what she was doing? She said she was sleeping, and then the boss began to do the right thing with his wife, and the little white face couldn't help but smile. Where is the voice that the boss asked? Isn't it a thief! The boss pulled the lover out of the closet, the wife slapped a few mouths fiercely, did you steal something? Steal a sneaky laugh. They let the thief out of the house after educating them, and advised the boys to quickly change into special locks to prevent lock-opening experts and guard against the "thieves" from unlocking

2． The local tycoon met a beautiful stewardess on a business trip, chased for more than a year, finally together, it didn't take long for the flight attendant to get pregnant, the two people were married, when they were born, the flight attendant was tall, the child grew up to be relatively large, and it took a long time to go down, and finally chose caesarean section, the flight attendant almost lost half a life, and the child weighed nine pounds and one or two. After the birth of the child, the mother-in-law praised the child as beautiful, like a flight attendant, and had long legs, saying that the daughter-in-law would give birth. The flight attendant did not say a word, and said to the local tycoon at night: "Your mother said in front of me every day that I would give birth, useless, Hugh wants to deceive me into having a second child."

3． After the husband was laid off, he stayed at home and had nothing to do, so he became obsessed with drinking. He drank poorly, and every time he got drunk, he would go crazy, and his mother-in-law secretly exchanged the wine in the bottle for water. Yesterday, the old man came home and took the bottle of wine in his hand, drank a few sips, and then sprinkled the wine madness. The mother-in-law wondered: "Can you drink water and go crazy?" After listening, he said, "No wonder this drunkard can't get up a bit today!" ”

4． A Ms. Zhou in Chongqing was defrauded of 150,000 yuan, and after calling the police, she sent a message to the scammer, who has been ignoring her. She had a plan, P a screenshot of the 910,000 deposit, hoping that the scammer would be greedy a little more. I didn't expect that this scammer was really greedy, and when he saw that there was so much money, he immediately called Back Ms. Zhou's 150,000. In order to show his professional standards as a scammer, he also added more than 90 million interest. After Ms. Zhou got the 150,000 yuan that was defrauded, she decisively blocked the scammer. And told the news to the police at the first time.

5. My college buddy is a rich second generation, and after graduation, he opened a company with the 10 million yuan given by his family. Unfortunately, after the buddies have entrepreneurial experience, they personally came to the interview. In order to get the appreciation of the boss, the buddies used their own tricks and said a lot of their own ideas and experiences. After chatting for more than an hour, the boss stood up and shook hands with his buddies: "Thank you, finally know why you went out of business." ”

6. A friend introduced me to a girl, and the girl had already thrown up three times. I looked at her so uncomfortable and asked, "Are you unwell?" Or is the dish unappetizing? The girl said calmly: "I will confirm with you again, is the Rolls-Royce at the door yours?" I nodded! Girl: "Well, this dish is very suitable for my appetite, so let's continue eating!" "It feels like this girl is inexplicable...

7. After graduating from college and entering a private company, the beautiful boss said to me: From now on, you are my secretary, with an annual salary of 1 million! I couldn't help but feel a pang of excitement when I heard it. Then, she took out a hotel card and said to me: Today is Tanabata, as my secretary, you should know how to do it. I thought to myself: This is the first time that the female boss has assigned me a task, and I must complete it carefully and not let her down. So I patted my chest and promised: You will put ten thousand hearts. So I went to the boss's husband and said to him: Today is Tanabata, and the boss wants me to give this to you, saying that he wants to surprise you. I think the landlady will be very impressed tomorrow.

8. When I first went to college, a few people in our dormitory talked about their future ideals in the dormitory! I'm the boss of the dorm! Ambitiously said something. Then I asked: What ideals do you have? He sighed: Oh! There is no ideal, I admit it. I said indignantly: No! You can't just admit it! He looked confused: I am the second generation of the rich, why don't I recognize it?

9. My cousin remembered that he had been fruitless many times, so he downloaded a dating app on his mobile phone and met a girl a few days later. After a few days of chatting, the girl sincerely told her cousin, "I'm fat." The cousin asked, "How many pounds?" She said: "120. The cousin thought to himself: "120 is not fat, the meat is very cute." "Then the appointment came out, and after meeting, good fellow, less than a meter four tall.

10. During the Mid-Autumn Festival holiday, I didn't go out with my husband at home for a day off. I accidentally hurt my finger when I was busy cutting vegetables in the kitchen, shouting for my husband to find Band-Aids, and my husband rushed to the kitchen first: there is no iodine at home, first sprinkle some salt to disinfect it! Looking at his serious expression, he said: Husband, do you want to sprinkle some cumin powder again and roast it with fire! These two goods actually came to a sentence: he did not like to eat pig's trotters with cumin. Looks like I should consider getting a washboard!

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