It is said that because the influence of the Three Kingdoms period was too great, the situation was too complicated, and the Jade Emperor did not know how to judge loyalty and adultery, and gave the emperors of the Three Kingdoms corresponding encouragement and punishment, so he first locked up all the emperors of the Three Kingdoms period together for the time being, and led the group of ministers to study the reward and punishment plan...
1. The Yuxi Incident
On a splendid palace, there is a plaque that reads "Reception of the Emperor of the Three Kingdoms". Emperor Xiandi of Han stood at the door, looked back at the "Jiangshan Sheji" in his eyes, pushed the door and walked in, but was surprised, two people rolled into a mess, and were fighting on the ground.
Emperor Xian of Han involuntarily exclaimed, "Help! The two men stopped fighting, and one of them swooped over with an arrow, rolled over and fell to his knees and shouted, "Minister, Sun Jian is late to save the car." Chen was beating Yuan Shu just now, wanting to snatch the jade seal and send it back to Long Live. ”
Yuan Shu held Yuxi dead in his arms and cried out breathlessly: "Yuxi is in hand, I have it in the world!" Sun Jian, you are my subordinate, and you have turned against you! ”
As soon as the words fell, Hula rushed into the four people from outside the door, led by Sun Quan, who pointed at Yuan Shu and shouted: "You dare to beat my father, where are Sun Liang, Sun Xiu, and Sun Hao?" Give me to smoke him! ”
Yuan Shu was beaten by a stink, lying on the ground only "Oops", and the jade seal was also taken away. Sun Quan handed it over to Sun Jian, but Sun Jian slapped Sun Quan on the head: "This is fake, do you know?" Brain forgot home! Then he stuffed the jade seal to Sun Quan, turned back to Emperor Xian of Han and said, "Long live don't worry, wait for the minister to find the real jade seal, and will definitely return it to you." ”
Yan Bi led Sun Quan and the others, and then hid in the corner and began to mutter. Emperor Xiandi of Han had to find a chair to sit down, looking at Yuan Shu on the ground, and mentally scolding: "There is not a good thing!" ”
2. Cao Cao's Imperial Group
A burst of footsteps came, and Emperor Xiandi's heart was inexplicably tight. Sure enough, Cao Cao walked in with Cao Pi, Cao Rui, Cao Fang, Cao Huan, and Cao Yi. Cao Cao took a few steps to help Yuan Shu up and shouted, "Brother Highway, greeting me Cao Cao will not be like this, this ceremony is also too big, all five bodies thrown to the ground!" ”
Yuan Shu scolded: "Fart, you are a descendant of a dead eunuch, I am the fourth and third duke of the Yuan family..." Cao Cao knocked Yuan Shu down with one punch, scolding: "Why are you still disobedient?" Pi'er, beat him up for me! Cao Pi, Cao Rui and the others pressed Yuan Shu to the ground, and it was another fierce rubbing.
Cao Cao saw Emperor Xian of Han, and the boss reluctantly gave the gift, saying, "I don't know if I'm here..."
"Brother is here too?" Cao Pi pinched the face of Emperor Xian of Han, "Brother came, still sitting so steadily, hurry up to give up the seat to brother." ”
Cao Cao kicked Cao Pi down and scolded, "Dare to take advantage of your father, didn't you see me giving gifts?" ”
Cao Pi rubbed his ass and shouted, "Dad, I'm his big brother!" ”
Emperor Xian of Han looked at the Cao family's imperial group, frightened and did not dare to say a word, cao Cao also led the crowd to sit in the middle, turned back to Sun Jian and shouted: "Brother Wentai, meet again, your daughter Sun Shangxiang is well?" ”
Sun Quan: "The old thief does not die, and he cannot be lonely!" ”
Cao Pi: "When you have a son, you should be like Sun Zhongmou." ”
Sun Jian and Cao Cao shouted almost at the same time: "Shut up! ”
Sun Jian waved his hand at Cao Cao: "Brother Ah Qi, don't come unharmed, you will talk for a while!" ”
Cao Cao slapped his mouth on Cao Pi's face and roared in a low voice: "Scolding people will not, you should say 'Where is Zhang Liao', how did I give birth to such a son as you, I am sad!" ”
Three: Liu Bei father and son
When Cao Cao was cursing his son, Liu Bei's father and son walked in. Liu Bei walked quickly to Yuan Shu, crouched down and asked, "Brother Highway, you are..."
Yuan Shu: "Xuande, help me up, I'm not greeting you, I'm..."
Liu Bei: "How dare you, Liu Bei He De How can you, dare to imprison the highway brother such a big gift." Ah Dou, help him up! Liu Chan agreed.
Yuan Shu scolded: "Liu Bei, you are a child who weaves and sells a table, what are you doing stepping on my back, give me down!" ”
Liu Bei didn't seem to hear it, and pointed at Cao Cao and stomped his feet and scolded: "Cao Thief, I hate you!" ”
Yuan Shu screamed "Aaaah". Liu Bei continued to stomp his feet and scold: "Cao Cao, you hate you too much!" ”
Yuan Shu let out another scream of "Aaaah". Liu Bei jumped off Yuan Shu's body and bent down to ask in surprise, "Brother Highway must be very cool to hear me angrily scold Cao Thief, isn't it?" Well, I'll scold him a few more times! Yuan Shu spewed out a mouthful of blood and fainted.
Liu Bei took Liu Chan a few steps to the front of Emperor Xian of Han, rolled over and fell to his knees, crying: "I heard that Banzai was killed by Cao Pi's traitor, I wanted to follow, but Zhuge Liang forced me to become emperor." It is also said that this is for the sake of the Great Han Dynasty. Today I saw the statue of Viva here, Andypt came to inform! ”
Emperor Xiandi of Han: "Uncle Huang, I am not a statue!" ”
Liu Bei turned back to Liu Chan and said, "Now that it is so developed, the statues can speak, powerful!" ”
Liu Chan: "Dad, this is not a statue!" Really the emperor, live, do not believe, you touch! ”
Cao Cao laughed loudly, and tears came out of his eyes. Liu Bei pointed at Cao Cao: "The statue of Long Live is here, you still dare to be brazen, Ah Dou, go, let's sit next to Cao Thief and protect the statue of Long Live!" After saying that, he dragged Ah Dou to a place far away from Cao Cao's eight zhangs, picked it up and threw it on the ground, scolding: "Lao Tzu specially fell to your death!" ”
Sun Quan shouted, "Brother-in-law wrestles hard!" I don't feel bad! ”
Sun Jian: "What is your name Liu Bei?" ”
Liu Bei shouted, "Is it my uncle, is Shang Xiang okay?" I miss her so much that the night in the cave house will never be forgotten! ”
Sun Jian grabbed Sun Quan and threw a heel, scolding: "Special, I said why Cao Cao asked me, my daughter is well, it turns out that this is the case!" ”
4. Sima Yi's prerogatives
Emperor Xian of Han sat alone, and Yuan Shu couldn't get up on the ground. Cao Cao's imperial group was studying how to use the numerical advantage of Sima Yi's father and son to divide and surround them after a while, and each of them struck hard. Liu Bei picked up Ah Dou again and again, and fell endlessly. Sun Jian formed a circle there, vigilantly observing the surroundings, and protecting the jade seal in the middle.
Just then, Sima Yi walked in, dressed in the Heavenly Court Mansion and wearing an official hat. Cao Cao's imperial group rushed over with a hula, but Sima Yi shouted, "The Jade Emperor sent me to inspect and maintain order here!" Whoever dares to come hu, be careful of me, the Jade Emperor, and punish him! ”
Cao Cao caressed Sima Yi's official uniform and said, "I said long ago that if a Zhongda cattle person is a man, he will count us Cao Wei Jiangshan, and it is indeed very cattle!" ”
Cao Pi straightened Sima Yi's official hat and said, "That's why I made Brother Sima the Minister of Orphans." ”
Cao Rui waved his fist, gritted his teeth and said, "Agree with Grandpa and Dad!" But what about Sima Shi and Sima Zhao? ”
Sima Yi walked in step by step, stepped on Yuan Shu's back and said, "Stand guard at the door!" Whoever dares to come in will rush in and beat whomever he wants. After all, our Sima family unified the three kingdoms, and the Jade Emperor gave privileges, understand? ”
Liu Bei arched his hand and shouted, "Understand and understand, thank you Sima Brother for your kindness to my son Ah Dou!" ”
Sun Jian held the jade seal and said, "Actually, I am waiting for you to come and hand over this jade seal to you!" ”
Yuan Shu lay on the ground and shouted forcefully, "The jade seal was originally what I wanted to give to you Sima Uncle, but it was snatched away by Sun Jian and his gang." ”
Several rotten eggs were thrown at Yuan Shu's face, and everyone shouted in unison: "Shut up! ”
Five: Final arrangement
The "Three Kingdoms Emperor Reception" was quiet! Sima Yi inspected back and forth with his hands behind his back, and Cao Cao, Liu Bei, and Sun Quan unexpectedly gathered together and fought the landlord.
Cao Cao: "Unexpectedly, surprise attack Wuchao!" A pair of K's! ”
Sun Quan: "Bitter meat meter, burning Chibi, a pair of A!" ”
Liu Bei: "No, no, no, no, or beheading, Dingjun Mountain beheaded Xiahou, exploded!" ”
Sima Yi came and smiled: "The hard shell is hidden, the bunker is respected, and you are not afraid of the king's explosion!" ”
The three of them lost their cards and didn't play anymore, and Cao Cao held Down Cao Pi and beat him: "I let you engage in the Nine Pins Zhongzheng System, and damage my Great Wei Foundation!" ”
Liu Bei grabbed Liu Chan and beat him: "I let you not think of making progress, play games every day, and defeat my foundation!" ”
Sun Quan just grabbed Sun Hao's hair, but Sun Jian slipped up, shook his life, and scolded: "I let you engage in the dispute between the two palaces and destroy Eastern Wu in one fell swoop, I can't shake you!" ”
Pressing the "Three Kingdoms Emperor Reception" does not show the table, and then the Jade Emperor, he led the group of ministers to study for a long time, and did not know how to reward and punish the Three Kingdoms Emperor, and finally helplessly said: "The world under the heavens, the world of the people, how to reward and punish the Emperor of the Three Kingdoms, or leave it to the people, you have the final say!" ”
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