A lawyer goes on a blind date on a show, and as soon as the lawyer appears, a girl asks, "Where is your place of work?" The lawyer said, "My current place of work is in Hunan, and the girl asked again: "Then you pick up."

A lawyer goes on a blind date on a show, and as soon as the lawyer appears, a girl asks, "Where is your place of work?" The lawyer said: "I am now working in Hunan" The girl asked again: "Then do you accept long-distance love?" The lawyer said: "I think this can be discussed between the two sides, that is, to communicate together."

The girl nodded and said, "My impression of you is still pretty good."

The lawyer smiled slightly to show his thanks!

Then, the lawyer introduced himself: "Because I watched a lot of Hong Kong dramas when I was a child, I felt that lawyers are a profession that can help others with wisdom and courage, so I have now become a partner of a law firm, when the ice disaster occurred in 2008, I held an independent court for the first time, walked on ice for more than an hour, to provide legal aid for the disabled, maybe as a lawyer, I should be born with a sense of social responsibility than other jobs, I will still take some legal aid cases, take this opportunity, I also understand the life of a lot of people of different classes, I have fried stinky tofu on the street, worked as a supermarket cashier, put up a stall, also did a clothing store guide, some people look at me like a rich and handsome, in fact, a lot of thoughts in my heart, is a dick, in fact, there are many people want to experience the idea of life, but most of them can not pull down the face, I think a person's idea of both to get to the sky, but also to land on the ground, think of where to do, once I passed a subway mouth met a group of homeless people, I suddenly wanted to know their lives and ideas, so I joined them that night in rags, and I was almost taken away by the shelter, I liked a down-to-earth life, I also had the ideal of flying freely, and now I also serve as the legal counsel of an airplane factory, and I often have the opportunity to fly a plane, do you want to fly with me? ”

After the lawyer finished speaking, a girl asked: "The lawyer's usual work is already very busy, and those fee-charging cases are already too busy, so why do you still want to do legal aid?"

The lawyer said: "There are still many people in the society who need legal aid, in fact, our law firm has a team, that is, we see those who need legal aid, we will discuss with a few people, and then everyone will do a division of labor, so that everyone will not be so nervous at that time."

Another girl said: "I think it is very good, Hunan has produced such a grounded male god, you go to fry that tofu, but also to experience the feeling of being a beggar, what do you think you can get from these goods and what is helpful for feelings?"

The lawyer said: "The people I contacted, they are not beggars, they are tramps, and there is a difference between beggars and tramps, that is, the income of beggars is not settled, but the tramps are his heart is not settled."

A fat girl asked, "I especially want to know if I can sit in a plane of my size?"

The lawyer smiled and said, "Although I know that the weight of the girl is not good, but if I look at your size, the plane should be no problem."

The fat girl nodded and smiled.

Then, the lawyer talked about his emotional experience, the lawyer said: "I have a total of three emotional experiences, the first is a crush on the same table, from junior high school to college a total of seven years, when I finally plucked up the courage to confess to her, she told me that she already had a boyfriend, depressed I wanted to find a cup to drink, but the drink was a full glass of liquor, the next day when I woke up, I suddenly felt that the world was suddenly open, and from then on I threw the cowering me behind my back." The second relationship was a long-distance relationship, and once she said that there was no milk tea shop near the company, so I carried a lot of equipment and ran to make her a cup of milk tea, and she was very moved. But because of the court, I couldn't answer the phone often when I was working, and she especially liked to check the post, and there were many tricks, which really made me very unbearable. My ideal type of girl is the kind of gentle and considerate, able to support me at work, maybe I don't need her to help me do anything, but just one look is enough, if you want to fly with me to the sky, you are willing to go with me to the stall to sell stinky tofu, you choose me! ”

After the lawyer finished speaking, snapped, only two lights were extinguished, and a girl said: "I like to scout others, but I don't like others to scout me, I have done very terrible things, it is because boys like to go out and sing, others do not bring girlfriends, he does not want to take me, he thinks that boys can let go of fun like this, and then he does not take me, I said that is good, you go out to play, and then I pretend to be very dashing, and then I call him and do not answer, I am very angry, I will send a message of authority to his friends, I said you can not tell me where it is, but it is always okay to give me a big screen photo, and then I took that picture and I went from house to house in the city to find it, house by house, I got there and asked the waiter if this is your private room, and finally I spent four hours or found him."

When the girl finished speaking, the audience made an incredible sound.

Then the girl continued: "I think I am very ridiculous and childish, but I still feel very enjoyable, I think if I want to start again, I should still find four hours, because I think this is my personality, I can't control it, I want to say that I will not do this kind of thing in the future, it may be false." 」

When the girl finished speaking, there was another incredible sound.

Then, the big screen played the lawyer's friend's evaluation of the lawyer, and the last friend said: "In life, he is a bit stuffy, the jokes he tells are not funny at all, and he is a bit of a good-looking association."

The friend's voice just fell, snapping, after a burst of lights out, there were three girls left willing to leave with the boy.

Finally, the lawyer asked these girls a question, that is, after marriage, they are willing to live with their parents or live farther or closer, one girl said that she felt that living closer could facilitate the care of the elderly, to filial piety to the elderly, another girl said that her idea was the same as the girl just now, the last girl said that in fact, I also had the same idea, and finally the lawyer considered it, or went forward to take the last girl.