On the second day of the second month of the lunar calendar, Qianlong, who went to Jiangnan Weifu for a private visit on this day, decided to shave his head in the Tianjin Dragon Pavilion in order to seek an auspicious occasion, and he put forward three regulations: First, I am not allowed to smoke me with a stinky mouth; second, I am not allowed to breathe and spray

On the second day of the second month of the lunar calendar, Qianlong, who went to Jiangnan weifu for a private visit on this day, decided to shave his head in the Tianjin Dragon Pavilion in order to seek a good fortune, and he put forward three rules: First, I am not allowed to smoke me with a stinky mouth; second, I am not allowed to breathe and spray me; and third, I am not allowed to give my head a melon mouth.

The eunuch brought a barber with the best skills from the city, and when the barber heard that Qianlong had shaved his head, he had already panicked, and with three rules, he was even more frightened.

The eunuch gave him a handful of sand kernel cardamom and asked him to hold it in his mouth to prevent bad breath, but the barber could not control his panic, and his hand shook more and more, not two or three times, "Whoa! He made a cut on the back of Qianlong's head.

Qianlong immediately scolded angrily: stuff, are you going to stab the king and kill the driver? Pull him out! The guards immediately pulled the barber out and cut him.

Qianlong scolded the eunuch and asked him to find another skilled barber.

Without much effort, the eunuch found another barber, and Qianlong reiterated the three rules and added: "If you give shuo a mouth, be careful of your head!" The barber was frightened by this sentence and turned pale, and his hands were shivering.

After shaving three times, he left another opening in Qianlong's brain. Qianlong was furious: "Such a bold, dare to commit murder in front of Yuan, quickly pull me out!" ”

He pulled two openings in a row, and Qianlong was so angry that he roared and called the treasurer! The eunuch panicked and ran to the shaving shed, and angrily threatened the treasurer: "Good you bastard thing, you call two wastes to shave the emperor's head, pull the emperor's head melon two mouths, straight up the blood, the emperor told you to shave it yourself, shave well, there is a reward, you don't want your head if you shave badly!" After hearing this, the treasurer was frightened and scattered, his whole body trembled, and he knelt down and prostrated his head to beg for forgiveness: "I am too timid to see the emperor, please be wise!" ”

The eunuch scolded, "Do you dare to resist and disobey?" Don't you want to die! ”

The treasurer thought to himself, "Two skilled masters are not good, and my two sons are even more useless, it is better to have thirty-six plans and go for the best strategy." So he deliberately said, "You wait a little while, I'll go to the back and change my clothes and leave." After saying that, he slipped to the back and fled.

At this time, there was only a sixteen or seventeen-year-old apprentice left in the shaving shed. Because his hometown had been plagued by disasters for many years, he fled to Tianjin, where he learned his craft in this shaving shed, and the treasurer and the master called him "Little Timid Spoon".

Don't look at the little cowardly spoon man, but he is smart, diligent, and still a clever ghost. He was practicing the basic skill of shaving his head, using a razor to scrape off the white frost on the skin of the winter melon one by one, scraping it clean, and not allowing him to scratch a little of the skin of the winter melon.

The basic skills of the little cowardly spoon have been practiced quite skillfully, and I want to try to shave people's heads, but the treasurer does not dare to let him get started. Seeing the treasurer's slip number, the little timid spoon eyes turned and thought of an idea. He pretended to be fine, still scraping the winter melon unhurriedly.

The eunuch waited for a bag of cigarettes, and before he could see the treasurer return, he shouted at the little cowardly spoon, "Why haven't you come back?" ”

Xiao Timid Spoon smiled and said, "Don't worry, tell you the truth, our treasurer has slipped away early, let me go and shave the emperor's head, right?" The eunuch listened and shook his head like a rattle: "What a fool! The two teachers smashed the pot, you little hairy child, can't even keep my head. ”

The little cowardly spoon said solemnly, "Don't look at my age, my skills are higher than theirs!" You let me go, and the emperor was satisfied. The eunuch pondered: The treasurer ran away, so he took a small substitute ghost to go on an errand.

When they came to Qianlong, Qianlong saw that it was a child, and he was so angry that he wanted to scold people, and the little cowardly spoon immediately prostrated his head and said: "Emperor Qi Yu, don't look at me as a small person, but my craftsmanship is croaking, everyone calls me a little prodigy who shaves my head, if I don't shave well, I will kill me." Qianlong listened to the little cowardly spoon can speak the Tao, the anger subsided half, and then looked at the small timid spoon eyebrows qingmu show, people look spiritual, and have a little love, he agreed to the request of the small timid spoon.

Xiao Timid Spoon was a little scared at first, but he had already made a plan: if he lost his hand, he simply went out, and it was strong to strike first, and cut off Qianlong's head first, and it was enough to exchange his own small life for the emperor's old life. With this thought in his heart, he was not afraid.

The little cowardly spoon usually practiced the basic skills solidly, plus there was no burden in his heart, so he shaved Qianlong's head, shaved his face, and combed his braids.

Qianlong comfortably cut his hair, took a picture in the mirror, both beautiful and generous, and his heart was very happy, and he couldn't help but extend his thumb to praise: "It is really worthy of being a little prodigy who shaves his head!" ”

Then he turned his head and complained to the eunuch, saying, "If I had invited him earlier, I wouldn't have been pulled twice on my head!" The eunuch trembled with fright.

Xiao Timid Spoon hurriedly hit the round field and said, "Emperor Qi Yu, you can't complain about Grandpa."

In fact, those two masters are even higher than their skills, because they are afraid of you, and it hurts you by shaking their hands. ”

Qianlong asked with a smile, "Then aren't you afraid?" Xiao Timid Spoon calmly replied, "You are the True Dragon Heavenly Son, and you are the most honorable subordinate of heaven!" You told me to shave my head, you gave me the faucet, you are not afraid, I am just a small shaved head, I am still afraid of something! ”

Xiao Timid Spoon not only has good craftsmanship and open-mindedness, but also has a special cleverness, which makes Qianlong praise him, so he is named a five-pin driver and specially gives him a haircut. After two years, the little cowardly spoon returned to his hometown to visit his relatives, and the entourage and horses were huge, and the villagers welcomed him in the middle of the road.

The end of the budding apprentice is appreciated, and the best barber loses his life, which is thought-provoking: sometimes people are forced into a desperate situation, and bold attempts will have unexpected endings, because you never know what will happen, and you will never know what opportunities you will encounter to change your life.

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