Accompany the sister-in-law to deal with the violation, I looked, my car for her a month actually had seventy or eighty violations, at that time even the people who did the work were stunned, she was very curious, suggested me to watch the video.

Accompany the sister-in-law to deal with the violation, I looked, my car for her a month actually had seventy or eighty violations, at that time even the people who did the work were stunned, she was very curious, suggested me to watch the video. So, the three of us began to watch the video, you said that the sister-in-law looked at the smart and beautiful, red light at the intersection, people directly turned left. The clerk looked at my sister-in-law with contempt, looked at me again, and whispered, "Brother, if it weren't for the fact that your car was Maserati, I would have suggested that you change cars." The sister-in-law was immediately angry, and reached out to beat her, and the two of them quickly fought together, and the clerk took the time to say: "Brother, I suggest you change people, find a gentle and virtuous one." "I didn't say a word, this is a sister-in-law, not a daughter-in-law, gentle and not gentle, what is the matter with me." But she does love to beat people, and I eat with her 25 times a month, at least 22 times. I looked closely at the clerk, the little girl seems to be good, I was wondering if I really wanted to change someone to drive my car? At this moment, the sister-in-law said: "Brother, hit her... Or go back and hit you at night! "I was scared as soon as I heard it, I ran out of the door, I had to hide in my girlfriend's house to see how she hit me?

2. An uncle in our village sold 100 pigs and instantly became a millionaire. After having money, the uncle became bad and often went to bars to drink. His wife said angrily, "If you go to the bar again, then I will go to the bar every day!" Uncle: "Don't go, men go to bars to find magnetic poles, and women are mostly magnetized!" ”

3. With excellent college entrance examination results, I entered a communication university. I remember on my birthday, the boy in the music department who had a crush on me played a tune on the piano. I listened to only pure music, no lyrics at all. I listened half way to the message and asked him: That's it? He didn't speak. Later, when I heard the news that he was with my girlfriend, I burst into tears. The mood was very irritable and he played the piano music again, ending with a sentence: I love you!

4. After the next door neighbor's old couple quarreled, they didn't speak for a few days. On this day, the old gentleman saw that the old lady was still angry, so he took action: he rummaged through all the drawers and wardrobes, and made clothes and things everywhere. The old lady couldn't help it and said, "What are you looking for?" The old man said: Thank goodness, finally found your voice!

5. My daughter-in-law likes to compare, and always likes to nag in front of me when there is nothing to do: what the east neighbor bought this, and the west house put that. Although I have a lot of money, I am also overwhelmed by my daughter-in-law's increasing desire to compete. At dinner last night, the daughter-in-law muttered enviously: The girlfriend Aegean family is going to buy a sports car, and his husband Ren's super ability is big, a shot of 100,000, 800,000 yuan, eyelids do not blink! I listened and answered slowly: Why don't you mention their negative news? I heard that Ren Chao is ready to change his wife, do you also plan to follow the comparison?

6. I have been working in a listed group for 5 years, and a few days ago the company came to a female intern of 00 years. I used a 3,000 yuan Xiaomi mobile phone, and she used tens of thousands of Apple mobile phones. Today I went to the pantry to fetch water, and the intern girl consciously or unconsciously snorted in front of me, and I was angry. I went out with her after work, I got into a Maybach and she got into an electric car. I rolled down the window and the intern girl saw me. At that time, the expression on the girl's face was distorted, and I thought to myself: In the future, I will often help the boss drive so that I can have face. Later, she became the boss lady, going out every day to sit on the boss's Maybach, still using tens of thousands of new Apple mobile phones!

7. In junior high school, there was a female classmate in our class who had a strong English score. Once, for an English test, she was late, and we put English listening for the test first, and then our junior high school English listening was the kind of big speaker put on the whole school... The female classmate rushed all the way from the school gate into the classroom, listened to the pressure while running, and returned to the classroom to click and write. Finally, the time came to witness the miracle, the test results were sent down, and she was the only person in the whole grade who scored a perfect score in English listening.

8. An old classmate bought a BMW X3 and dried his car in the circle of friends every day. Even if I had to brush the car to dry it, I blocked him. During the lunch break, he actually sent me a photo of the car privately and asked: Did you see it? Helplessly, I asked the manager next to me: What is the psychology of this person who shows off with me like this? The manager said to me: There may be two reasons. Brother one is that you didn't like it, and the second one is that he has not chased you before! I'll go, manager, are you studying psychology, you say these two are all in ah!

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