Today is another day of being fanned by Wang Meng!
This Winter Olympics Sister melon is completely by this speaking Northeast dialect, witty humor and dynamite Wang Meng circle powder, the Internet is overwhelming about Wang Meng' paragraphs have you seen addicted? Today, Sister Gua will give you a comprehensive inventory of the famous scene of my sister in the live broadcast room:
【Commentary on the famous scenes of Chinese pairs】
First, he has a deep affection for Sun Long's calf protection:
In the short track speed skating competition, Sun Long was not good at performing, and Wang Mao, who was commentator on the sidelines, was so angry that he kept nagging.
"I'm going to put a big mouth straight on the field, you're wasting national resources!"
Maybe he felt that his words were heavy, and then he guarded the calves and said:
"I'm his coach, I'm deeply responsible for his love, but you shouldn't have to do anything to him, I said he can, others can't." 」
Second, it is said that Li Wenlong is the youngest son of the whole people " Li Wenlong "
In the men's 1000m semifinals, South Korea's Huang Daxian was the first, China's Ren Ziwei was second, and Li Wenlong was third, taking the top two to enter the final.
Because Li Wenlong strictly implemented the task of "protecting the slip", Bao Ren Ziwei advanced, desperately protecting Ziwei during the game, and as a result, he slipped third.
Wang Meng lamented: "Hey Li Wenlong is just too obedient, sometimes too obedient..."
Unexpectedly, the result of the game was suddenly reversed, the first place Huang Daxian was sent out for fouls, and Ren Ziwei Li Wenlong all entered the final!
Narrator Huang Jianxiang: "Huang Daxian was punished!! ”
Wang Meng: "Oops! Are you sure? What a surprise! Li Wenlong was right to obey! Good boy! ”
[Spit on foreign teams, mercilessly]
First, spit on the Korean team:
South Korea's Hwang Dae-hyun was fouled and missed the final.
Wang Meng: Oh my God, this is really a surprising surprise
The Korean fell, Wang Meng:
"I don't know how to sympathize with them."
"We can see that the moment the Korean team fell, Ahn Hyun-so nodded, fell well, no, it is normal."
"Let's take a good look at the replay! How the Korean team fell! ”
What's even funnier is that the video of the South Korean team's foul was played seven or eight times, and Wang Meng was very happy to watch it at first, but later he was bored watching it:
"Don't put it anymore, don't you have anything else?"
2. Foreign players fall:
Wang Meng: "Who fell out?" Fall down on your own, it has nothing to do with others Ha! ”
"I'm sorry I didn't have time to sympathize with you, because I was busy watching the Chinese team!"
Third, the Turkish runners rushed to run,
"Big brother, how come you are running away again, you are about to be on the hot search!" Do you have to grab (run) this one every time?
Believe it or not, go check out his previous race videos and run every time! ”
【Versailles itself】
First, say that your eyes are "rulers"
Her eyes are the "ruler", who fouled, who crossed the line first, she usually can see at a glance.
When Wu Dajing crossed the line in the 1000m final, the gap with foreign players was extremely small, and the naked eye could not see who hit the line first.
But Wang Meng excitedly patted the table directly: "My eyes are rulers!" No need to watch the replay! The Chinese team won! ”
Wait until the results come out, and sure enough, Wu Dajing won the championship with an advantage of 0.02 seconds!
Zhang Yuting's 500m semi-final was also the same, she fell off the track in the middle, I thought badly, I definitely can't get into the final!
But Wang Meng did not panic at all: "If someone fouls, Yuting will definitely be sentenced." ”
Immediately after that, Zhang Yuting successfully sentenced her
Second, it is said that if you draw eyeliner, you will see more accurately:
Wang Meng also said that she did not draw eyeliner on the live broadcast, otherwise she would have seen it more accurately.
Huang Jianxiang was confused: "What is the relationship between drawing eyeliner and seeing accurately?" ”
Wang Meng: "Drawing eyeliner will make the eyes bigger!" ”
Huang Jianxiang: "...... Drawing eyeliner only makes your eyes bigger, not really bigger! ”
This time it was Wang Meng's turn to look confused: "Oh... Is it? ”
Third, he said that he was the first defending king of the 500-meter short track speed skating
In the 500m final, Wang Meng stressed twice that Italy's Fang Tana was "the second to defend her title in the 500m of the Winter Olympics", but Huang Jianxiang did not answer the call.
Then Wang Meng said, "The first (defending) is me!" ”
The speed skating competition is not over, sister Meng's funny quotes will not end, welcome to continue to add in the comment area. #Wang Meng commentary comes with Versailles # #王濛解说时批短道速滑队员孙龙 #
