Lao Zhang went to get an injection, and many people were waiting in the hospital. Lao Zhang waited for a long time, a little anxious, so he went to the door of the injection room and listened to the inside: "Today is the last day of your internship, big."

Lao Zhang went to get an injection, and many people were waiting in the hospital. Lao Zhang waited for a long time, a little anxious, so he went to the door of the injection room and listened to the inside: "Today is the last day of your internship, let's take an assessment!" Old Zhang listened, frightened, the trainee nurse is not sure, I hide it!

He went out for a walk, and when he came back, he found that there was no one in the hospital, and when he approached the injection room, he heard someone say, "These children, it's making the patients miserable." Old Zhang was happy, walked in and said, "Injection!" When an old nurse inside saw him, he smiled and shouted to him, "Nurses who failed to pass just now, come out to make up for the exam."

In a small rural village, there was a woman who was considered to be an unfilial daughter-in-law, but she always refused to admit it.

One day, she really couldn't stand the criticism of others and shouted, "Who said I wasn't filial piety?" My mother-in-law got sick with a cold the other day, and I personally chewed something to feed her!"

Someone asked, "Really?" Then we blame you, what did you feed her?"

The daughter-in-law replied, "I chewed the sugar cane and fed her!"

[Real robbery] Two robbers pried open the door of the fashion store and robbed it.

Suddenly, a robber exclaimed, "Oh my God!"

"What?" The other robber was taken aback and thought someone was coming.

"You see, an ordinary piece of clothing like this is priced at 30,000 yuan, which is the real robbery!"