Doctor: You're pregnant. I:... I've had a bad ear lately, what do you say? Doctor: You're pregnant! Me: I'm a man, doctor. Doctor: The film shows that you are pregnant. Me: I've flipped through it

Doctor: You're pregnant.

I:... I've had a bad ear lately, what do you say?

Doctor: You're pregnant!

Me: I'm a man, doctor.

Doctor: The film shows that you are pregnant.

Me: I've gone through all my past memories, and I'm sure I haven't been to my daughter country.

Doctor: But the film doesn't lie.

Me: The medical community doesn't seem to have seen a precedent of male pregnancy.

Doctor: No.

Me: Do I have the necessary organs to conceive a child?

Doctor: It seems that there is not.

Me: Then I want to know, how did you determine that I was pregnant.

Doctor: The film shows it like this, Mr. Wang.

Me: Something's wrong with your machine.

Doctor: Impossible. We just overhauled it last month.

Me: Let's get another machine and retake it.

Doctor: No, taking too much will affect your health.

Me: Why don't reshoot it, it will affect my mental health!!

Doctor: Don't worry, we have a special one responsible for pregnancy anxiety...

Me: Wait a minute, what did you just call me, Mr. Wang? Who is he?

Doctor: Isn't your name Wang Xiufen?

I:... Which man will be called Wang Xiufen! My special name is x!

Doctor: Ah, I'm sorry, Mr. X, I took the wrong film, you're constipated.

I:...