1. Share a room with two sisters, share a bathroom, every time they take a bath, they wash first, and when it is my turn, there will be no hot water. So I talked to them, and they said there was a way to have the best of both worlds, Jean

1. Share a room with the two sisters, share a bathroom, every time they take a bath, they wash first, and when it is my turn, there will be no hot water. So I talked to them, and they said that there was a way to get the best of both worlds, and let me rub their backs, which saved water and at the same time washed the bath. It's really a good idea, but after washing a few times, I found that rubbing my back is really not an easy job. Forget it ~ I'm a big man, use cold water to use cold water, at least not so tired...

2. The brother-in-law rescued a pregnant woman who had lost her footing and fell into the water by the river, and her husband was a rich real estate developer, and in order to thank the brother-in-law, he decided to give him a suite. The brother-in-law said: No! The rich man said: Don't worry about money, that building is mine, so I didn't spend money. Luxurious decoration, one floor per household, 30 floors, the best set to collect sunlight, and the surrounding bus is very convenient. The rich man said: Actually, this is not what I mean, but what my family means. When the brother-in-law was entangled, the rich man said directly to the secretary next to him: Contact the moving company and move here today. The secretary got the order and left, and the brother-in-law said: Hey! I haven't said yes yet!

3. The buddies spent 50,000 yuan to buy a damaged Ford Mustang. He felt that he had made a lot of money, and happily invited us to the KTV to sing and drink. After that, I went to the bathroom, and when I came back, I went into the private room confused. I took my glass and drank four cups in a row and said, "I'll do it first, you guys are free to do it!" The group of people who were frightened were stunned, and one by one they all drank a few drinks, and when they finished drinking. I drank another cup and said to them gorgeously, "This cup is atonement, big brothers, I went to the wrong house..."

4. One of our operators downstairs is very good-looking and is my favorite type. I always wanted her phone number, but I was embarrassed to open it. Today I went to her to upgrade her 5G card, and there was a customer in front of me. The client gave her a call for her to answer, saying he was looking for her. I listened clearly to her on the phone, scolding her on the phone, and the girl was confused at the time. The customer immediately apologized, and then said that he would invite his sister to dinner in the evening to make amends. Unexpectedly, the girl really agreed, how could I not think of this way of talking?

5. At night, when I was playing glory, I heard my wife shouting from the side, "Oops! I was pushing the second tower, and quickly turned off the mobile phone and asked my wife: "What's wrong?" I saw my wife holding a hundred-dollar bill in her hand and then said to me, "Husband, this one seems to be fake." I frowned and said, "No, how do you know?" The wife said, "I'm just not sure, you take a real one and compare it." "I just took one and it was gone. No, I seem to have pit my teammates.

6. I read the novel "The Ten Deadly Sins" last night and was a little frightened and couldn't sleep. By the faint light of my phone, I saw a mosquito on my sleeping wife's face. I got angry and went up and slapped the mosquito in the face. My wife woke up in an instant, sat up and tried to reach out and hit me, so I quickly showed her the mosquito. My wife lay down again, but I couldn't sleep anymore! So long, I finally have a man once!

7. The housekeeper aunt came to the girls' dormitory to check the bed, and found a girl sitting on the window, dragging her face with her hands. Aunt Su Guan asked jokingly: "How can I still sell Cute??? The girl said vaguely: "Teacher, my jaw dropped, I hold the point, I don't want to move tonight, I will go to the infirmary tomorrow." Aunt Su Guan was shocked and asked, "What??? How did you get it??? Her roommate said, "It's okay teacher, she always drops a few times a month, the buns in the canteen today are too big!!! The mouth is too wide open. ”

8. Dad was suspicious of the sloppiness of the company dormitory, so he bought me a villa in Tomson. There is a hot beauty in the neighborhood, which is exactly the type I like. I thought of a clever trick: I found a part-time job as a gas meter in the community. Finally, after I ran through thousands of households in the community, I finally found her. It was her 3 year old son who opened the door for me!

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