1. Today and a female colleague went to the hotel to open a room, after the end of the work she went to take a shower, then her mobile phone rang, I don't think much about it directly, after the answer to react to her husband. Witty I said: "Is it your mobile phone, I have been waiting for an hour, now people love to lose mobile phones!" Then his husband weakly replied, "Oh thank you." "Give me a thumbs up for my wit."
2. The brother-in-law has a relationship with a flight attendant, but the mother-in-law hates to give up the flight attendant to eat youth food. So he confiscated all the computers and mobile phones, and put his brother-in-law under house arrest at home. Because she could not contact her brother-in-law, the flight attendant was anxious and ran to her mother-in-law's house in the early hours of the morning to learn animal calling, hoping to attract the attention of her brother-in-law. As a result, the whole building was full of scolding... The angry mother-in-law pointed at his nose and counted down: Look at what you are looking for! Everyone learns kittens, puppies, etc., which is good, learn to bark in the middle of the night!
3. The chairman's qianjin is kidnapped, and the kidnappers take a photo of qianjin and prepare to send it to the chairman for ransom. At the moment when she was about to send it, the Qianjin did not know where the strength came from, broke free of the rope that bound her, and snatched the kidnapper's mobile phone... In the face of the panicked kidnappers, the chairman Qianjin opened the photo album and returned the mobile phone to the kidnappers after repairing the picture, saying: I want to send this one.
4. The rich man's three-year-old son has reached the age of kindergarten. Because of the family's doting on children, his son would cry and cry every morning when he got up from the window, refusing to eat breakfast and not go to school. His mother always spoke in a serious and long way, and his father sat helplessly watching the news. The rich man hurriedly cleaned up, and the wife was a coaxing son who squeezed his eyebrows. Recently, the whole family held a meeting, thinking that this is not a way to go down, and finally discussed: fight!
5. When I was dropping my wife off to work in the morning, I passed a hot pot restaurant. There was a guy who was sand sheep in front of the store, and his wife said sadly: This sheep is so pitiful! In the evening, I took my wife to eat hot pot, and I happened to go to this restaurant to eat hot pot. My wife ordered a lamb hot pot, during which I asked my wife: Didn't you still pity it this morning? The 1+1 goods wife thought for a while and replied: Hmm... Worthy of my pity for it, this meat is so delicious! I...... Speechless!
6. Last month, our neighbor installed an security door, and at that time I thought the style was very good, so I also installed a security door exactly like his home. However, from the second day after the installation, there was always a piece of chewing gum in the keyhole of my security door, so I let my puppy smell the gum, and my puppy barked at the security door of the neighbor's house every day, and the noisy neighbor could not be peaceful. The neighbor couldn't change another security door that was different from my home. hehe...... Fight with me!
7. Last night Dad called a few uncles out for a drink, and it wasn't until this morning that I came back, and I was sitting on the couch watching TV, and My Dad sat down and said to me, "My dear daughter, help your father and emperor pour a glass of water." Only a wail was heard, and Dad fell to the ground in response. I sighed deeply, alas... The old mother sneaked out like a broken arrow, a side kicked over my father: "Dead old man, drink some cat urine and run to beat the pigs in the pigsty, the pigs are all beaten by you, you have the ability to beat our girlfriend, she is okay to lose her fat, and she doesn't have to go out of the bar!" "I...
8. Some time ago during the Mid-Autumn Festival, there was a couple of newcomers arguing at the entrance of the hotel. I walked over and pointed to the bouquet on the front of the wedding car and said, "Do you want this flower?" Don't just give it to me okay? The bride and groom were immediately amused by my actions, and in this way I mediated their conflicts. Later, the bride and groom thanked me and gave me the bouquet of flowers. I gave the flowers to the female colleague of my crush, she was very sweet, deliberately walked two streets, only to throw the flowers I sent her into the trash can, I was really moved.
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