1. Once on a train sleeper, the upper bunk was a young woman, looking good. At night, there were only two of us in the whole train room, and the young woman seemed to be a little frightened, so she climbed down from above

1. Once on a train sleeper, the upper bunk was a young woman, a thief who looked beautiful. At night, there were only two of us in the whole train room, and the young woman seemed to be a little frightened, so she climbed down from above, and then said to me, you are a good person at first glance, you should not have any thoughts about me, right? I was surprised and said, good people also like beautiful women, you look so beautiful, I have ideas about you is a very normal thing. The beautiful woman said helplessly, then do you have a wife? I shook my head and said, I haven't married yet, and she asked again, do you have a girlfriend? I shook my head and said my first love was still there. She sighed and said, this is deep in the middle of the night, there are only two of us in the whole sleeper private room, you will definitely bully me, forget it, I will still be your girlfriend directly. I have a girlfriend for no reason, and I am quite dizzy, but this is also very good, and finally ended the single state. After getting off the train, I took her to a big meal, bought her jewelry bags and clothes, and her mood was obviously better, she smiled and said, I didn't expect you to be rich. I shook my head and said, I have worked for so many years, I have only saved tens of thousands of dollars, and today I spent all of it on you. She looked at me with a complicated look and said, You are really good to me, but your money has been spent, what should we do in the future? It's impossible to drink the northwest wind, right?

2. Dad worked as a security guard in the Greenland Group, and once drank two pounds of Moutai wine at home drunk to learn to pick me up from school. Walking on the road, Dad kept looking at me, and a friend of Dad's greeted him. Dad also gave his friend a call back, and just turned around, and his head hit the telephone pole. Dad covered his head and said, "It really hurts, this is the older age, if it is a little younger, I would have cried earlier." ”

3. The farmer raised two pigs, and then one night two pigs escaped from the pigsty! A pig is extremely diligent, getting up early and returning to the field to work late, while a pig is lazy and abnormal, relying on diligent piglets to help him live. Day by day, one day, the pig god went down the mountain to find these two little pigs. The pig god was very angry, and directly killed the diligent piglet with a thunderbolt, saying, "You are a pig, and you have betrayed the soul of the pig!" ”

4. In the middle of the night, the classmates who have not been in contact for a long time have to borrow money, I said I have no money, she said: "Brother, your monthly salary is 12k, I will borrow five thousand." "I thought to myself, and I agreed to it when I thought about it, and it was not more than five thousand." Later she sent me a card number, and I entered it several times without prompting it. I called her back and asked her, and it turned out to be a blank number. The next day, I asked my classmates and said that the female classmate was gone for several years. Now, five thousand must be burned?

5. I graduated from a university, and after graduation, I went to the primary school in our family as a math teacher. This is not just the end of the exam, I found a strange roll of paper when I was grading the roll paper. The brother only wrote a few lines on the page, "Teacher, I won't, I don't have to read it later, I haven't written anything." When I turned to the second page, there was another line: "Teacher, don't you believe me!" ”

6. On this day, the little turtle is proposing to the bunny. The little turtle said: I will love you for a thousand years! Two hearts meet forever. The mother rabbit heard it and warned the rabbit: "Don't be deceived! At the beginning, its father chased after his mother and proposed marriage for decades. The little rabbit is a little unaccustomed: "The little turtle mother is really arrogant..." The rabbit mother said: "Not arrogant, just slow, they can live for ten thousand years." ”??

7. Last night and friends came out of the bar, found a 90 minutes of beautiful women on the side of the road crying while talking on the phone, suddenly the phone fell, they squatted down, buried their heads in their arms, crying a lot, so I stopped, turned my back to her, looked up at the sky, the men and women passing by were looking sideways for me, thinking I was going to dump her, haha, there is a girlfriend feeling, it is so cool!

8. My family was recently demolished, and I quit my job at Futukang to buy a Tomson product. When I went to the sales office, I passed a kindergarten and saw two children arguing. One kid said my dad drove a Bentley, and another kid said my dad drove a BYD. I thought the kids in the family who drove Bentleys would have the upper hand, and the kids who drove Bentleys lost out. The reason is that the child who drives BYD says: My father's car is three words, your father's car is only two words, what a broken car! #Funny##Funny Moment##搞笑段子 #