Funny GIF Fun Picture: A newly married colleague is reporting to everyone on their honeymoon trip
1. Ah Duan and his wife went on an outing together, and at noon, they sat by a duck pond to rest. Ah Duan looked at the ducks in the pool and said to his wife, "These ducks are really fat, it is not bad to just make lunch." So he stood up and quietly approached a duck, grabbing it violently, but only grasping the duck's tail, and the duck slipped off and swam away into the distance. Dumb felt very depressed. After a while, he took out a few slices of bread and soaked them in the pond and ate them. When the wife saw this, she quickly asked, "What is this for?" Ah Duan said indignantly, "Since you can't get a duck for lunch, at least you have to get some duck soup to drink." ”
2, go to cut the hair, as soon as I entered, the boss asked: "Boy, cut the hair?" I said, "Hmm. He asked, "What haircut are you going to cut?" I said, "Boss, get me a haircut that I can find a girlfriend." The boss listened, lit a cigarette, and spat out a sentence from the smoke, "It seems that you have come to smash the field... ”
3, I have a classmate, always sleep in class. This time he was spotted by the teacher, who asked him, "Why did you sleep in class?" He replied, "Maybe I didn't sleep well last night." The teacher asked, "Then why didn't you sleep well last night?" He replied, "Maybe I slept too much in class the day before yesterday." "Put the teacher angry, directly to him two big mouths."
4, when playing ball accidentally fell to the ground, quite serious, went to the hospital. After the examination, the nurse said: Call Mom. I was dumbfounded, what was going on? The nurse said again: Call Mom! I continued to think wildly, and at this time, she glanced at me impatiently, and I had to call out to my mother. Then the nurse laughed: I am asking you if your feet are numb?
5, yesterday colleagues gathered home late, and the wife spent the night without incident, and felt that this great disaster had passed. At dinner in the morning, my wife spoke: "Go and serve me a bowl of rice, if you want to be thin, don't give me soup!" "How can we escape this catastrophe?" Wait online, kneel and beg the gods!