1. Badminton is the fastest ball sport in the world. In the Guinness Book of World Records, badminton has become the fastest ball sport in the world at a speed of 400+ km/h.

1. Badminton is the fastest ball sport in the world. In the Guinness Book of World Records, badminton has become the fastest ball sport in the world at a speed of 400+ km/h. That is, badminton can span an international standard soccer field per second.

2, in the morning in the elevator met the boss, the two people are a little embarrassed. The boss asked, "You take the bus to work, right?" I replied, "No, I live near the company, and it will take 10 minutes to walk," and the boss asked, "That rent is very expensive, right?" I replied: "It's okay, because I've lived here since I worked, so the landlord has never given me a 'salary'..." The two were petrified in an instant.

3, recently heard that fake money is particularly much, I asked a friend how to identify fake money, friends and I said that real money burned ash is white, fake money burned ash is gray. Since I had just been paid, I burned, and as a result, more than five thousand pieces of ash were all white after being burned. Needless to say, the blood pressure is a bit high.

4, in recent times, the son is getting more and more naughty. Today, he even beat up the neighbor's son. So when I got home, I angrily grabbed my son and beat him, scolding while beating: I beat people at a young age, and I have to teach you a good lesson today. The son begged for forgiveness in pain. I angrily scolded: Do you still dare to hit people? The son cried and replied: I don't dare to fight now, and I will fight again when I grow up and become a father.

5) I broke up with my ex last night, and after the breakup I deleted all her photos, threw away her used towels and toothbrushes, burned the white shirt she was wearing, and tore off all the movie tickets. She woke up at six o'clock this morning, and when she woke up, she opened her eyes and looked up at the ceiling, contemplating what was left in the house, and she hadn't lost it yet. Finally see yourself, forget it, or stay!

6, I drift north, rented in a rental house - yesterday with a sister from the same company came to my home to rub the network office, close to the meal, I told her that I cooked is not delicious, please go downstairs to solve lunch. The girl was very at home, and said: It is not good to eat outside, you go to rest, I will make it for you. After saying that, I went downstairs to the supermarket to buy food, about half a point later, the sister said that it was done, simply made some noodles, let me go to the living room to eat, I felt very warm at the time. But when I went to the living room to see the noodles, I was stupid, two bowls of braised, a bowl of sauerkraut, and then heard the sister say: I thought about your large amount of rice, so I soaked two bowls and ate it while it was hot...

7, Aunt Li is nearly fifty years old, the charm still exists, the husband who works in the field returned home for less than a week, he hurriedly returned to the field construction site, saying that the construction site should work overtime, not at home for the New Year, and then listened to the neighbors, because Aunt Li is already forty-five years old, not like a tiger, but more than a tiger has been, but Aunt Li's husband is not Wu Song, can not fight this tiger!

8, five-year-old daughter refuses to learn to write, I began to educate her, daughter, you must study well, otherwise when people look for Prince Charming in the future, you can only find a toad as a husband! Did she actually say that the toad was like Daddy?

9, the family to introduce a partner, yesterday the first time to go out on a date. At dinner, she said she was going to play guessing boxing with me, saying that the person who lost had to promise to win that person a request, and I agreed. Three consecutive games, and in the end I won, I looked at her and said, "Can I ask for anything?" I saw her blush and nodded, and I smiled and said, "Then you pay for this meal!" ”

10, have heard of a way to treat obsessive-compulsive disorder, such as always afraid that the door is not locked, you can do a strange action after locking the door to deepen the impression. So someone did as he was, first locking the door and raising his hands, and after a few days, he was afraid that he forgot to lock the door and raise his hands, so he did the lock door and raised his hands and lunge after going out. After a year, he had to finish a set of Descending Dragon Eighteen Palms every time before he could go out with peace of mind.

11, one afternoon in 2019, I had a headache and nausea. My husband came back to see me lying on the bed and hurriedly asked, "What's wrong?" Do you want to see a doctor? I was touched for a while, and I wanted to say thank you, and my husband continued: "Tonight I asked a few friends to come to drink, and I want you to cook. "Who has multiple keyboards?"

12, Dad's pocket money was spent, and when he ate in the evening, his mother took 200 yuan to him. Dad doesn't care what Mom says, just don't! Finally, Dad haughtily raised his head and said, "You know this sentence, starve to death and don't eat the food that comes to you!" Just when mom didn't know what to say, Dad said again: You put it on the table, I'll take it myself!

13, the company canteen, breakfast, each person is limited to take a meat bun, I usually do not eat or do not want, only drink some white porridge. Just a sister paper ate and went to get (should be a new recruit), the canteen aunt sternly refused, the sister paper awkwardly returned to the position to continue to drink porridge. After I finished playing the white porridge, I went back to ask the canteen aunt for a bun, and went over to give the sister paper. Flattered, she thanked me, bit her bun and said, "I already have a boyfriend... So what's wrong with the world?

14, the brother-in-law's neighbor lives with a beautiful little sister, the brother-in-law has always had ideas about her. That time, the brother-in-law drank a bottle of Bullpen Mountain, and then took advantage of the drunkenness to confess to her. As a result, she was rejected by the younger sister, so the brother-in-law confessed to her every time she was drunk. Many days later, the little sister rejected the brother-in-law 99 times, and confessed on the 100th time: "I love you, promise me to do it?" Unexpectedly, the little sister actually said: "Good, I promised you!" The brother-in-law went up and slapped him and scolded, "Why is it so difficult to make a whole..."

15, just got the driver's license, I told my dad that there was no car driving, my dad put a cigarette: "What a big deal to worry you!" "My dad took me to a banquet. My father toasted to everyone: "Today is a rare gathering, everyone let go of drinking, there is a car to let go of drinking, my son does not drink, I specially brought him here, let him take you back!" ”