Every naïve girl is just in love
They all thought they liked to mention the "male god"
Begin to fantasize about the good life in the future.
But the days passed
Someday
They'll find themselves being fucked! Scam! finish!
Are the boys of the world agreed? When you first fell in love, you never farted.
But with the further deepening of the relationship, the girls know that they are not "male gods" around them, but... Poof, poof, "fart" constantly.
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Some boys, there are really a lot of farts.
How much is that? The following scenes must be deeply experienced by their lovers -
Scenario 1:
I was eating a meal, when I saw the male ticket on the other side of the hand, the movement of the hand stopped, and the ass slowly tilted from the chair, I knew - "Here it is again"!
Scenario 2:
In the ambiguous night, when you and I were preparing to do something, a "mushroom cloud" that said something was not good rose in the nest, and it was a "gas bomb attack" from the boyfriend.
Scenario 3:
In the early morning, what wakes you up is not the first rays of sunlight, not the refreshing floral fragrance, but the sharp sound mixed with the familiar smell - from the intimate and warm "wake-up service" of the "fart essence" next to you...
The most outrageous thing is that the boy's underwear, even always have a hole in the ass! (Isn't it fart-busting?!) ）
It's really:
Why not
Fart first place
In the resentment and anger of the girls, in the grievances and incomprehensions of the boys... Here's the problem:
Why do some boys have so many farts? Even, it's still so loud?!
Where did their farts come from?
Generally speaking, farts refer specifically to the gas that comes out of the "chrysanthemum".
Farts – are actually a form of "gut gas".
There are two sources:
One is the gas that is eaten, drunk, and swallowed. When we eat and swallow, we swallow air into the digestive tract. These gases go up to form a "burp", and when they go down, they form a "fart".
The other is the gas produced by digesting food. Bacteria in the gut ferment the food we eat, producing a variety of "farts" with different flavors.
So why are some boys "gifted" and "outstanding" in farting?
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In terms of the amount of farting, the "displacement" of normal people can vary greatly, ranging from 0.5 liters to 1.5 liters a day [1].
However, the "gobble-up" when boys eat is more likely to swallow more gas than the girls' "chewing slowly", which directly leads to more farts.
After all, when the boyfriend finishes eating two bowls of rice, the girl may have only eaten three vegetable leaves... Blow two bulls x with eating:
"I'll tell you, EDG has won!!"
"Oops, you didn't watch that game last night, that who's who who..."
"Oops, real dish!!"
……
As the food in the mouth is quickly grilled, the air is also swallowed into the digestive tract.
If you continue to go down, you will become a "fart".
Although a bite can't be a fat person, it can help boys become "fart essences".
Boys also generally eat more than girls.
What fried chicken crayfish beer burger, the stomach can be loaded, a time can also be loaded with too much, worthy of "massive".
According to the "2010-2012 Monitoring of the Nutrition and Health Status of Chinese Residents", the daily energy intake difference between men and women aged 18 to 49 in mainland China is about 300-2000 kcal [2].
The more you eat, the more you naturally digest. These foods are fermented by the intestinal flora round by round, and the more gas is produced, the more "farts" there are.
To sum up in one sentence - eat fast, eat more, put more!
In the matter of farting more, in addition to physiological factors, there may also be the influence of psychological factors.
The Psychology in the Bathroom theory is that women are generally more ashamed of things like excretion than men [3].
To put it in layman's terms: girls are often more embarrassed to fart.
After all, in everyone's impression, the little fairy never farts~
The study also found that men may be more receptive to farting in front of their partners than women [4].
If you are a girl, you must have had such an experience: when watching TV and brushing your mobile phone, your boyfriend suddenly shouted at you with a mysterious face, and then shared with you - "Hahahahaha my fart does not stink and does not stink and does not stink"
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(If you're a guy, be honest in the comments section and say you've ever done anything like this!) ）
Moreover, the pelvis of boys is generally narrower than that of girls, which means that in addition to having an impressive talent in the number of farts, boys may also despise the crowd in the volume of farts.
The narrowing of the pelvis brings the hip flap closer together, which directly leads to the stronger the vibration of the "Kikube" muscle as the gas passes through the "Kikube" area.
In this way, the fart, after the nine-curved ileum, is preparing to break the chrysanthemum, but because the air port suddenly narrows, it cannot brake the car, and under the compression of the tension, it will be accompanied by the strong vibration of the adjacent hip flap muscles, making a huge fart sound.
In the face of such a situation, I think many girls want to know what solutions can be done in addition to changing a boyfriend.
It can only be said that the world is so big that someone really invented "fart panties", presumably once disturbed by it... Perhaps, it can be used to solve everyone's problems.
Contributing Author
Wu Jiarui | Ph.D. student at Peking Union Medical College
Reviewer
Tan Yuyong | Attending Physician and Associate Researcher of the Department of Gastroenterology, Second Xiangya Hospital, Central South University
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