The little fat exam on the opposite door failed again, and his parents teamed up for a mixed doubles. He ran down the sad track of her grandparents' comfort: "Grandpa, you say my parents can't be nicer to me?" Grandpa said, "You're all like this, they didn't even say they wanted a second child, they're already good enough for you!" ”
The old man accidentally hit the Audi Q5 parked on the side of the road, and after the crash, he had to ride away. The owner of the car got out of the car and scolded the old man: "You are blind! Still want to run after crashing? The old man turned and said calmly, "Boy, if you want to nag like this, I will lie down!" The owner of the car said, "Uncle, I'm playing with you!" ”
"Your husband has a terrible cold and hears him sneeze every day. Why not see a doctor? "Originally he was going. But will our little darling be willing? Whenever he sneezes, the little baby is very happy..."
The company organized a singing KTV, and the new sister paper said to go to the bathroom to make up a makeup. Soon you will find that her circle of friends updated a video, the video she took a selfie in the bathroom: "It is now more than 11 o'clock at night, I am singing in the KTV, if I have any accidents, please pay attention to the following personnel, Manager Sun, accountant Sister Li, Xiao Chen..."
The rice was gone, just when my husband was going out for a walk, I asked him to bring it back by the way, and the goods said: I don't want to go to the supermarket alone, if you want to buy it, you can also go with me! Coming to the supermarket, I: Husband, I want to drink milk tea! That potato chip looks good, and I'm going to eat it too! And also...... Finally, return with a full load! When I got home, my husband looked at me and stopped talking. I asked: What's wrong? Say it! Him: Tell me what to buy next time, save you have to walk so much, weird tired...
Yesterday afternoon, I suddenly found that I had neck lines. I didn't have the heart to eat dinner, so I went online to find out if there was a neck care cream. Husband: If you don't eat food, go online shopping, what do you want to buy? The landlord did not have the heart to pay attention to him, and replied: Buy a neck wipe. Husband: Daughter-in-law, do you still need to buy it? We have kitchen knives and fruit knives.