1. The wife found that her husband had some bad breath recently, so she took the time to accompany him to the hospital. The doctor stopped her outside the clinic, pale and lowered his voice and said, "The examination shows your husband, three days ago."

1. The wife found that her husband had some bad breath recently, so she took the time to accompany him to the hospital. The doctor stopped her outside the clinic, pale and lowered his voice, saying, "The examination shows that your husband died three days ago." The wife was stunned, turned her head to see her husband coming out of the examination room, naturally stepped forward to hold his hand, and said as usual, "The doctor said that you have been a little on fire recently, and I will give you soup later." Do you prefer winter melon ribs, or carrot corn? ”

2, my brother is a relatively shy, emotional intelligence is also relatively low. Once I accompanied my brother to take a taxi to the school to register, the driver on the road is more able to talk, said that the current school has school flowers, asked my brother: Do you have school flowers in your school? Pretty? The younger brother said solemnly: Yes, it seems to be cherry blossoms, it is very beautiful. The driver was directly confused.

3. I remember when I was in the third grade when I was a child, our homeroom teacher gave us a science lesson. It was almost time for class, and the homeroom teacher asked the students to write about the reasons why the small light bulbs in the experiment did not light up. After a while, the class teacher drew a very naughty classmate to check the homework. Who knows, Ming ming wrote like this: the family is too poor to afford batteries... After reading it, the class teacher was directly stunned, and he was also made to cry and laugh.

4. And her husband are both classmates of Normal University, originally thought that they would break up after graduation like most of their classmates, but they did not expect to get married unexpectedly. After marriage, I lived with my husband in Yunnan, my living habits were different, and I missed my hometown's pancake rolls and scallions for a long time. Returning to her mother's house during the Mid-Autumn Festival, my mother bought a lot of pancakes and picked up a few sticks of green onion dipping sauce. She said to me, "Haven't you eaten pancake rolls and scallions in a long time?" Let's have fun today! "I was so excited that I grabbed the pancake and ate it. Later, I felt that there was something wrong with my mother, so I asked her why she kept staring at me and muttering. She smiled and squinted at me and said, "I want to verify whether it is true that the Internet says that eating green onions is more like farting, and I wonder why you haven't moved yet?"

5. The sister called the brother-in-law to take a husband and wife photo, and the brother-in-law was forced by the sister to be unable to do so, so he went to a photo studio to take a husband and wife photo. After the photographer corrected the camera, the photographer said to his brother-in-law: "Sir, you must show a little smile on your face." The brother-in-law looked at his sister and said, "Please walk away for 2 minutes, okay?" The sister looked angry: "What? You can't laugh when you see me! ”??

6, one night I drunk taxi back to the public security department, the fare of 18 yuan, to the driver 50 yuan, the driver saw me drunk, just look for me to ask for 2 yuan, I was drunk to see the driver, the driver asked me: how much did you give me? I said 100 yuan, and the driver immediately said: Obviously it is 50 yuan. I looked at him again, and he looked for 30 bucks. I was still drunk and misty looking at him, and after an hour the driver cried, I thought that I had time anyway, just when the car woke up drunk, the provincial home wife did not open the door and was scolded!

7, today I went to my girlfriend's house to visit, my girlfriend got married a few years ago, there is a four-year-old child in the family, I bought a lot of things for children to eat. When I arrived, I called for the door, and the voice of my girlfriend's child came out: Who are you? I smiled and said, "I'm your Aunt Liu!" You don't remember me, and I brought you a gift. Kid: I don't remember, I don't know you, I don't have such an ugly aunt as you.

8. One day, I was unwell, I came to the hospital for examination, and the doctor let me stay in the hospital for observation. In the ward, there were two brothers who talked very speculatively and went to drink after they were well. They were discharged from the hospital, but it wasn't long before they returned in the afternoon. It turned out that after they were discharged from the hospital, they went to drink, and they all drank too much, and one of them had to ride the other home. As a result, there was a fall in the ditch, a broken hand, a broken foot, and the key was that they were divided into another ward!?

9, my girlfriend broke up with me, today I cheekily want to get back together, send her a message: can you go back, give each other a chance. Accidentally sent to the landlady, she: know wrong? I found out that it was the female boss, who was about to tell her that she had sent the wrong one, and her message came again: the salary card returned to you, the monthly salary increased by 5000, and we will be fine later. Serendipity, I replied: Okay. Landlady: Sorry, I made a mistake. I was overjoyed, so I had to answer with a sigh of relief: I was also wrong. And she said, me? Are you sure you still want your pay card? Brothers, how do I get back, can the card still come back?

10. Recently, there are many things in the company, and I am busy and rarely chat with my little sister. Early this evening after work, I had a video call with my little sister, and the following is our chat content. I said, "Sister, I haven't seen you in a few days, and you're ugly again!" The little sister said angrily: You are ugly, your whole family is ugly! There's nothing wrong with that, haha, this guy not only became ugly, but also got a lower IQ..."

11. The rich man is out of the house, and his nanny accidentally breaks the purple clay pot on his desk when cleaning. The nanny was suddenly frightened, and quickly ran outside, and more than 300 pieces bought an exact same one and came back. After two days, the nanny saw the rich man take out the purple sand pot to make tea, the rich man took a sip of tea, looked at the teapot and said to himself: "I didn't think that these dozens of pieces of ground stalls are still very good."

12, the cousin went to college outside the home, talked about a boyfriend, and took the boyfriend home after graduation! When she arrived at the mouth of the village, her cousin asked her boyfriend to wait at the mouth of the village, and she first went home to hand over to her family before coming out to pick him up. Just happened to catch up with the relatives, a hilarious cousin actually forgot to take her boyfriend home this stubble. Then the boyfriend waited at the entrance of the village from noon until dark, and then fell asleep in the cowshed....

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