Some time ago, all over the country have launched the new crown vaccination work for 3-11-year-old people, and the children have participated in the vigorous injection campaign under the organization of teachers and the leadership of parents.
What people never expected is that the vaccination site is called a wonderful, to give you a video to feel it:
With their own sense of truth, the cute babies staged a large-scale funny tragicomedy from the bottom of their hearts, which opened the eyes of netizens.
Speaking of taking the baby for injections, I believe that many parents have endless tragic and joyful experiences, when the human cub faces the doctor's syringe, you can never imagine how magical his next reaction will be.
If you want to talk about children's fear of needles, everyone must feel taken for granted.
But think about our first experience of taking children to get injections, how many little cute babies use the courage of newborn calves who are not afraid of tigers to calmly face the first storm of life.
Let's see what the little ones have to say when they first see an aunt who wants to give themselves an injection?
NO.1 Innocence
"Auntie, you are so beautiful, are you here to play with me?"
NO.2 Doubtful and curious
"Auntie, what is this for?" Is it to give me good food? ”
NO.3 Ignorance
"Where am I?" Who are you? What to do? ”
NO.4 Flattering smile
"Happy today, auntie, do you think I'm cute?"
However, no matter what kind of expression the little one has, when the needle is stuck in the flesh, all they can feel is the pain.
The poor little guy was laughing happily one second, and the next he was crying into an emoji.
Look at the doubts on their faces.
wrath.
and grievances.
Clearly speaking of his own hurt psychology:
"People are smiling at you, why are you still pricking people?"
"Auntie is so beautiful, why does it hurt people?"
"I'm so cute, you can't bear it?"
As a small doll who has just come to the world, it may be from this moment that I understand the sinister nature of society and the complexity of people's hearts.
However, not every child is so ignorant and fearless for the first time, such as this baby, although he has not experienced it personally, but the cry of the baby in front of him has scared him into staring at his eyes and his eyebrows are upside down.
What's scarier than giving your baby an injection is to let him see another baby get an injection.
Since babies understand the meaning of injections, taking children to inject has become the biggest problem for parents.
One cry, two screams, three escapes, is a good play for children to fight needles.
As long as they can break free of the arms of their parents and doctors, even if they try their best, the babies will not hesitate, not to mention that they also have an admirable eighteen martial arts.
First move: carp punching style
"I jump, I run, I just don't catch it."
Second trick: golden cicada shelling
"I took off my clothes and ran desperately, but I still couldn't escape."
The third trick: desperate struggle
"Tell you what, it's definitely not that easy to catch me and get vaccinated."
No wonder netizens commented that holding down the child's injection is simply more troublesome than killing pigs.
Parents finally understood why the school informed that parents had to go in person to take their children to be vaccinated.
However, what parents want to say is that these bear children above the uniform still have to be brought to the town by the class teacher.
After all, parents can only control their own children, if you meet a nosy child like the following, it is really impossible.
Because people not only prepare to run, but also call all the children waiting for injections.
Who said that children who are afraid of needles must run hard.
The little ones must have a deep understanding of this sentence, but the ending is not as beautiful as they think.
Because if you are caught, it doesn't feel good to be carried back, such as the following:
In fact, taking children to inject is not only a physical work, but also a special test of the IQ, emotional intelligence and reaction ability of parents and medical staff, because don't look at children small, their routines are really many.
Routine one: Make unreasonable demands
For example, in the face of the needle that is about to be pierced into himself, the child comes up with a reason to negotiate with the doctor:
"Auntie, this needle is too sharp, can you cut it?"
Baby, the needle after cutting is more painful.
Routine two: find strange excuses
For example, the little boy below: "Mom, it's not that I don't want to get injections, it's just that I don't want men to give me injections." ”
I have to say that this child has a career, and he knows how to attract the opposite sex at a young age.
Routine three: try to please the doctor
For example, in order to "escape" the injection, the little guy praised the nurse aunt: "Why do you look so beautiful?" ”
However, no matter how sweet the small mouth is, it can't hide your true purpose, and when the little guy says the sentence "You don't give me an injection", the aunt has already thought of a countermeasure.
Don't be afraid, Auntie just rubbed your shoulders.
Although my aunt cheated on me, I was not angry anymore and decided to forgive you.
Routine Four: Plan to run away from home
For example, in the following one, I was riding my beloved trolley, and my mother could no longer catch me.
Running away from home is definitely the ultimate solution that little ones can think of to escape the needle.
And some babies not only dare to think but also dare to do, such as this, afraid of needles, running out of 50 kilometers in one breath.
However, when the babies find that the injection cannot be escaped no matter what, they can only accept it helplessly, but how to relieve the pain, the little guys also have a good idea.
Method one: self-hypnosis
Close your eyes, first luck, then chant the mantra: "I'm not afraid, I'm not afraid..."
As long as you can't see it, you can't feel the pain.
You look at the child's small expression, making people uncertain whether this is a vaccination or if Tang Monk has met the white bone essence.
Method two: self-encouragement
"I'm not afraid, I'm going to be strong, I'm going to be brave, come on, Ollie give!"
Don't look at the baby's young age, there are many bold words.
Active injections are highly motivated and self-encouraged with less pain.
Method three: shout slogans
This must be mentioned for a moment, and everyone feels the "Ollie" of this demonic cycle.
For parents, this is definitely the scene of the death of the large society, and the mother must be wondering, is this a strange acupuncture point?
Method 4: Sing and be bold
As the saying goes, wine strengthens the bear's guts, but I didn't expect it, and the song is strong and cute.
Seeing this two-year-old cute baby bravely stretching out her arm while singing, people can't help but praise him.
Just this lyric:
Life is a mystery, and several people can guess correctly. Love this glass of wine, whoever drinks it must be drunk.
Life is very profound.
After watching so many cute examples of children giving injections, I found that in fact, every child is a hidden shadow queen and movie emperor.
Usually there is no opportunity to perform, but when they encounter needles, they all play their superb acting skills.
Although they are neither idols nor acting, their full emotional appeal and deep line skills are absolutely invincible.
Look at this little friend, following his gradual expression, the painful feelings are coming out.
When we heard him shouting," "Ah, I've been hit by an arrow," did we have a momentary trance, Doctor, are you sure it was a needle and not a sword that pierced him?
For example, this child with eloquence, the nurse aunt pricked a needle, and his smooth mouth blurted out: "Roasted sweet potato roasted sweet potato, a dollar can buy a couple." ”
And this, slip around and look at our unique dialect: "Oops ~ Oops ~ I drop a kiss eh!" ”
Look at this little friend, crying while shouting to the doctor: "I won't move, I won't cry~"
The fullness of this emotion is similar to the "Roaring Emperor" in Qiong Yao's drama.
And this one.
One second he was still crying, and the next second the needle was pulled out and he immediately said "thank you" to the doctor.
Child, how did you manage to transform your emotions so freely?
Enough of the children's crying and shouting when they are injected, and then look at the unusual reactions of some children, such as the following ones, who are definitely the leaders in the field of cute baby injections.
A needle down, no pain, no tears, the little boy a series of more than a dozen "comfortable ~ comfortable ~ comfortable ~ " coupled with a enjoyable expression, directly put the vaccine out of the effect of foot therapy, people have to admire.
This child is definitely the highest state of injection, in addition to the pain of the needle at that moment, he actually laughed out loud while giving the injection, and when the doctor pulled out the needle, the little guy actually put forward the request of "another injection".
When the younger brother saw that the older brother was going to get the vaccine, he strongly demanded that he also get an injection.
To say that there are two children in the family, it is certainly not unusual to grab food and drink and grab toys every day. But it's miraculous to scramble for an injection.
But this is a good solution, the nurse sister arranged a needle on the spot, other dare not say, want to inject enough.
In fact, taking a child for an injection is sometimes like unpacking a blind box, because the reactions of the little ones can be ever-changing.
When you are reluctant to get an injection, the cubs cry and howl and struggle, and when the needle comes down, your ears may have exploded and your throat has been destroyed.
Finally, a piece of advice to all parents, if you feel that the tutoring homework is too tired, then take the baby to get a vaccine, in fact, as long as you are gentle with your child, there is nothing that cannot be solved.
Author| Qianhe, Source: Uncle Kai Storytelling (ID: kaishujianggushi)
The anchor | Yi Fan, radio host.
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