1, the sea and the sky are not blue. The color of the sea is actually the result of the refraction and reflection of sunlight at sea. Red, orange, and yellow light with longer wavelengths are easily absorbed by water molecules

1, the sea and the sky are not blue. The color of the sea is actually the result of the refraction and reflection of sunlight at sea. Red, orange and yellow light with longer wavelengths are easily absorbed by water molecules, while green, blue, indigo and violet light with shorter wavelengths are reflected by seawater in large quantities, so the sea is blue in the eyes. The color of the sky in the eye is a similar principle.

2, mom likes to share those chicken soup texts with me every day, small videos, the last two days have not been sent, this is a bit strange, click on the mother WeChat to see... Well, the blessing text message sent to her on New Year's Day, originally wanted to send rich and auspicious, input method pit me, sent into the rich risk of seeking, this year I am scrapped!

3. When the chairman Qianjin studied abroad, his weight in eating high-calorie food every day rose to 300 pounds, and he could not find an object. I gritted my teeth and married her for promotion, and after the marriage, I became the manager of the company. Some time ago, an old friend wanted to work at my company and asked me to help recommend it. I went to the chairman and said to him, "Chairman, this old friend of mine is very capable of working. Chairman: "How strong?" Me: "Serious and responsible for the work, can make money, the success rate of winning customers is very high, better than me." Chairman: "I see. "The next day, my friend came to work, and on the third day, I was fired...

4. Two soft Chinese cigarettes were given to the personnel manager, which were discovered by the chairman, and the chairman convened the board of directors to expel us together. After losing his job, he couldn't find a suitable job, so he went to work at Harbin Pharmaceutical Group. Some time ago, a new canteen was opened in the factory, and I went to eat at noon. Wash your hands before eating, unscrew the faucet and find that there is no water, and the canteen aunt said: This is voice-controlled. Me: Wow, I didn't expect such a high-tech! Then shout, clap your palms, to no avail. At this time, I heard the canteen aunt shouting at the faucet: sesame boiling water!

5, the company's Group Leader Chen has always wanted to go crazy once, so he wanted to go bungee jumping, but after all, it is a girl, and he still can't muster up the courage. Over the weekend, I decided to go crazy. I asked her: Some time ago, the bungee jump rope broke, fortunately people fell into the river without life-threatening. You don't know? Because of this, she said, their rope must have been replaced, and the safety measures should be more in place. Now is the safest time to go.

6. After I came home from a business trip, I was surprised to find that there were many disposable chopsticks on the table? In the face of more than twenty pairs of chopsticks, I began to speculate, could it be that my wife brought friends to dinner? Call your wife, she said: During your business trip, no one has ever come to our house! Those chopsticks are all for me. Me: Do you take chopsticks as chicken feet to nibble on? So many pairs of chopsticks. Wife: Old Nine, have you forgotten the essence of this seat of foodies? When you travel on business, I order takeout, because I order too much, and I ask the store to give two pairs of chopsticks every time, in order to prove that it is two people eating.

7, with his wife for many years have never bought flowers, that day the next class early as the name, ask her out shopping. Deliberately arriving late, cutting a short path from behind and thinking that he was very handsome to send flowers to her hands, there were many bridge sections that originally came to mind, such as moving tears, ecstasy, and so on. Wanwan did not expect that the goods were stunned for a while, and then made a shy gesture: "I am really sorry to let the eldest brother spend so much money when they have arrived..."

8, the class teacher angrily rushed into the classroom, "the class fee was stolen, it was stolen before 8 o'clock, and after 8 o'clock the school stood up" The teacher looked at the students who stood up, "The class fee thing ended first, wait for the class leader to write down the name of the late classmate, go to class!"

9, the landlady and her husband divorced, the day before night at 12 o'clock, she rang the doorbell of my house, I asked: "Didn't the rent just be paid?" "I saw her wearing a red knitted hip skirt, showing off her beautiful figure, and she didn't answer me with a red face." I let her into the room, and she said, "Let's live this life!" I do laundry and cook, and I'm also responsible for making money. "I was still a little moved, and I immediately wanted to agree, but in my heart I felt that something was wrong!"

10, the husband took his wife to catch a dinner party, everyone encouraged him to tell some passages related to women to help him, and his wife covered his mouth: "You are not allowed to talk about yellow paragraphs today." The husband said, "When did I talk about the yellow paragraph?" I'll just talk about unopened passages. Everyone clapped their hands and encouraged their husbands to continue. The husband said: "Women are like eggs, although the skin is hard, but it is also very brittle, it will break when it is bumped, after peeling the skin, it is crystal clear, white and flawless, and further in, it is all yellow..."

11, the daughter-in-law just got the driver's license, today she had to practice her hands, and then let me sit in the co-pilot, saying that this has a safety guarantee. Then she lit the fire, stepped on the clutch, everything was normal, and drove a certain distance in a standardized manner, and then complained to me: "Husband, your car should be repaired, the second gear will fail." Me: "Don't you look at how you hang up the stall yourself, can you push that bottle of water around the car?" daughter-in-law:......

12. When I was working at Foxconn before, I used the ID card of the workshop director to borrow six million yuan online. I took the money to join the Comedy Man and gave it all to the three mentors. At the scene of the competition, I had not yet spoken a paragraph, as soon as I opened my mouth, the three instructors were laughing. The host said: See? You are naturally suitable for this comedy stage, and just as soon as you come up, the three comedy masters laugh and close their mouths!! I cried: I knew it was the result. Director: Why? Me: Since I was a child, my family said I looked like a comedy...

13. I play chess with my girlfriend, and she asks what to bet on to win or lose? I said I won you sleep with me! She said so what if you lost? I said I lost and I slept with you! She said well, no regrets! But after a while, I regret making this bet!

14, biotechnology everyone listens to is also very strange, it is estimated that everyone knows that it is a major related to biology, but do not know what to do, after graduation in the end what kind of work? It is normal, because at this stage, the domestic demand for this aspect is not too large. If the candidates of this major want to be employed at the undergraduate level, the opportunity is very slim, because the domestic development is not too big, and the demand for talents is not much, so even if you go, you are a condescending talent. However, if you choose to go to graduate school and become proficient in biotechnology, you can study independently, and biotechnology will be used!